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Grant: Okay, SpaceX just went public (June twelfth Nasdaq ticker SPXC largest IPO in history seventy five billion dollars raised, the stock popped nineteen percent on day one).
Speaker 3: Congrats to anyone who bought in; the math to get there, though-that's a different conversation.
Grant: Yeah, a very different conversation. Today we're pulling apart the S-1 filing that made this possible.
Speaker 3: And I'll say up front, this is a real company. Rockets actually fly. Starlink actually works.
Grant: Right, which makes what's inside the filing even more fascinating.
Speaker 4: Hmm!
Speaker 3: Because the CBC ran a piece this week with analyst Ed Elson calling the S-1, and I'm quoting directly, unserious, empty, hallucinatory and borderline dishonest.
Grant: Those are four words you don't usually see in the same sentence about It's about the largest IPO in history.
Speaker 3: No, they are not.
Grant: So we're going to walk through how that S-1 got built, the TAM claim, the xAI merger mechanics,
Speaker 3: Wow.
Grant: a $100 billion shadow market for pre-IPO shares where some buyers may have bought nothing at all.
Speaker 3: And that last one, that's not a metaphor.
Grant: Not even a little. Fortune reported that when trading started, some quote-unquote shareholders Readers were going to discover they own nothing at all.
Speaker 3: The math doesn't work, and everyone knows it. The question is, who gets stuck holding it when the first insider unlock hits?
Grant: Which is, wait for it, around August.
Speaker 3: Right after Q2 earnings. Great timing.
Grant: Okay, we're starting at the very beginning, the founding myth, the pitch, and the S-1 that somehow got a one point seven seven trillion dollar valuation past a room full of Full of professional investors. Let's go. June 12, 2026 Nasdaq's biggest IPO in history, SpaceX priced at $135 a share, opened at $150, closed at $161. One day, 19% gain, market cap over $2 trillion.
Speaker 3: Wait, bigger than Saudi Aramco?
Grant: Bigger than Saudi Aramco, SpaceX raised roughly $75... billion dollars in a single raise. Aramco's record was $29 billion back in 2019. This one didn't just beat the record, it obliterated it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's the spectacle. What's actually in the filing?
Grant: Oh, Grant, that's where it gets fun. Ed Elson, he co-hosts Prof.G Markets, he read all 277 pages of the S-1 so the rest of us didn't have to, and he came back with a verdict, unserious. empty, hallucinogenic, and borderline dishonest.
Speaker 3: That's not a bullish take.
Grant: Not even a little. But here's what he flagged specifically. The filing opens, after 18 rocket photos, with SpaceX's mission statement, and that mission is, quote, to extend the light of consciousness to the stars.
Speaker 3: That's in a securities filing, a legal document submitted to the SEC.
Grant: Same document where they pitch real revenue numbers. numbers, and CBC covered Elson's take on this. He also counted the word "AI" in the filing one thousand two hundred fifty one times.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Grant: More times than the name Jesus appears in the Bible—that's the comparison Elson actually made.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know whether to laugh or cry a broker.
Grant: And look, the underlying business is real: Starlink has ten point three million subscribers across one hundred sixty four countries. SpaceX has accounted for roughly 80 percent of all mass launched to orbit globally since twenty twenty three. These aren't nothing numbers.
Speaker 3: No, those are impressive-that's a real company doing real things.
Grant: Right, but the valuation-Moneywise put Elson's figure at a hundred seven times sales. For context, Google's IPO priced at ten times sales, Meta at twenty eight, SpaceX one hundred seven.
Speaker 3: So twice as valuable as Walmart, less revenue than Macy's-that's the actual math here.
Grant: That's Ellison's framing, yeah, and Fortune called the whole thing an "investor Rorschach test": some see cosmic potential, some see sci-fi red flags.
Speaker 3: Hmm, so if the Rockets in Starlink don't get you to that valuation on their own, where does the other trillion plus actually come from?
Grant: Exactly the right question, and the answer is in one line item in that S-1. one. So the S-1 claims a quantifiable TAM of $28.5 trillion. According to Fortune, that's roughly 22% of global GDP, more than the entire annual output of the United States.
Speaker 3: Wait, more than U.S. GDP from a rocket company?
Grant: From a rocket company. Now, Rockets and Starlink together, according to the filing, those account for about $2 trillion of that figure.
Speaker 3: Okay, so where's the other $26.5 trillion?
Grant: Excitingly, one line item: AI. The S-1 breaks it down: $22.7 trillion in enterprise applications, $2.4 trillion in AI infrastructure, $760 billion in consumer subscriptions, $600 billion in digital advertising.
Speaker 3: So SpaceX is claiming a piece of Google's ad business.
Grant: And Microsoft's enterprise business and basically every AI company on earth simultaneously.
Speaker 3: So that's 93% of the entire claimed TAM from a segment that is losing money right now.
Grant: Yeah, the AI segment posted a $6.4 billion operating loss in 2025. They're claiming $26.5 trillion in addressable market while bleeding red. Ed.
Speaker 3: Okay, I need the Ellison quote again because he called this hallucinatory and I feel like I understand why now.
Grant: CBC interviewed analyst Ed Elson. He said the filing was unserious, empty, hallucinatory, and borderline dishonest. His point was that the valuation is built on a sci-fi vision that may or may not happen.
Speaker 3: And specifically, how does a satellite company tap $22.7 trillion in enterprise AI?
Grant: The concept is orbital data centers, satellites doing AI from space, which is where the math gets genuinely wild:
Speaker 3: How wild.
Grant: Build. Morningstar ran the numbers. To hit the scale targets for orbital compute, SpaceX would need roughly...
Derek: Roughly 6,667 Starship flights per year. Per year. That's about 530 times the current total global launch mass. All of it. Every rocket. Every country. 530 times over.
Grant: Wow.
Derek: Every single year.
Grant: I mean, the Bible is shorter than that ambition.
Derek: And the filing actually calls this the largest practical TAM in human history. That phrase is in a legal SEC document.
Grant: Practical.
Derek: Practical. So the obvious question now, how does a rocket company even claim $26.5 trillion in AI markets in the first place? The answer is a merger, and that's where the numbers go from ambitious to something else entirely. So here's how you turn a rocket company into an AI company in one weekend: February second two thousand twenty six: Musk closes an all stock deal absorbing xAI and X, formerly Twitter, into SpaceX, combined valuation one point two five trillion dollars, no independent fairness opinion from any investment bank, none.
Grant: Just two Musk-controlled companies agreeing that yes, Yes, they are both worth exactly what Musk says they're worth.
Derek: CNBC confirmed the deal structure: one xAI share converts into zero point one four four three SpaceX shares, and because both companies were private, nobody had to show their homework publicly.
Grant: The math doesn't work, and everybody knows it, but when nobody's publishing financials, you can't prove it doesn't work either. That's the feature.
Derek: And here's the number that breaks my brain. In twenty twenty four, before the merger, Reuters reported SpaceX's profit was roughly eight billion dollars. Profitable rocket company.
Grant: BGHOST2mhm.
Derek: Solid.
Grant: I know where this is going.
Derek: Q1 twenty twenty six: first full quarter post-miss a four point two eight billion dollar net loss, single quarter, and the accumulated deficit in the S-1 hits forty one point three billion dollars. Wait, one quarter? One quarter. The xAI burn just inhaled the rocket profits. So they took a profitable business, bolted on a money-losing AI startup, called the whole thing an AI company, and now the valuation doubled? From $800 billion in a December insider tender up to $1.77 trillion at IPO pricing. Under six months. Six months. That's not a valuation. That's a rumor that got out. That got out of hand. The PivotToAI.com analysis put it this way, this is the same playbook as a SPAC or a crypto ICO. You bolt on a hot narrative asset, AI in this case, to justify a valuation the underlying business can't support alone. SPACs did this with electric vehicles, crypto projects did it with Metaverse, now it's rockets plus Grok. It's always the same movie. The underlying asset is real. Rockets are real, Starlink is real, but the valuation math only works if you believe the narrative asset delivers, and the narrative asset is currently losing billions.
Grant: You either see it coming or you don't, and a lot of people apparently didn't want to look.
Derek: Which brings up something Fortune flagged, there's a $100 billion shadow market of pre-IPO SpaceX shares that traded privately for years, and now those investors are about to find out exactly what the... Only what they actually bought.
Grant: Oh, that's a different problem entirely.
Derek: Yeah, that's where we're going next. Okay. So while everyone was fixated on the S-1 and the xAI merger, there's a whole other story running underneath, a shadow market.
Grant: A shadow market.
Derek: Fortune called it a $100 billion black box.
Grant: Wow.
Derek: Years of private contracts, SPVs stacked on top of SPVs, all trading SpaceX shares before the company was ever public. And most buyers had no way to verify what they actually owned.
Grant: Wait back up. SPV stacked on SPVs?
Derek: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ah, so you create a special purpose vehicle to hold SpaceX shares, then someone inside that SPV creates another SPV from their allocation, and so on, multiple layers. TechCrunch reported that nearly a dozen SPV managers said investors in the lower tiers might find they own fewer shares than they think, or in some cases, nothing at all.
Grant: Nothing at all. That's not vague risk disclosure. That's just fraud.
Speaker 3: Potentially. And the brutal part you won't find out until the lockups lift, which is designed to happen in slow motion. SpaceX's lockup structure is tiered. Insiders can sell twenty percent after Q2 twenty twenty six earnings, then seven percent chunks spread across six more windows, with full release at one hundred and eighty days post IPO.
Grant: So the fraud gets revealed on an installment plan.
Speaker 3: Essentially." And Idan Miller, managing partner at Unicorns Exchange, told TechCrunch directly: There will be some vehicles that will be revealed as scammers or fraud. That's someone inside the secondary market saying the quiet part loud.
Grant: And this isn't just a legal grey zone: Fortune quoted Samir Kaji, CEO of private markets platform Allocate, saying hidden fee structures that misrepresent what investors are getting? That's still fraud, full stop.
Speaker 3: And Anduril co founder Matt Grimm put it even more directly. He told Fortune, "How many people think that they have bought into SpaceX, but they're actually just funding some dude's co cabin in Miami? The number is not zero.
Grant: I mean he said it.
Speaker 3: He said it. And look, from my background building at startups, this is a pattern I recognize. The most dangerous fraud isn't always the company, it's the ecosystem that forms around the hype.
Grant: The math doesn't work and nobody's checking, because checking requires access that doesn't exist until after the money's gone.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Which is why this connects to something bigger. SpaceX's actual rocket and Starlink businesses? are real, profitable, but the pitch prices the whole thing as if it's already won markets that don't exist yet.
Grant: That structure, we've seen it before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really have. So the shadow market, the SPVs, the lock-up fraud-that's a specific flavor of what's happening around SpaceX. But pull back a step, and the pitch itself follows a pattern vaporware listeners have seen before.
Grant: Okay, but wait: SpaceX actually launches rockets. That's a real business. Does that change anything?
Speaker 3: That's exactly what makes this more dangerous-not less. The real business is the credibility collateral. You use the rockets in Starlink, which, by the way, are roughly a two trillion dollar defensible business on their own. Their own, to make the other number feel earned.
Grant: And the other number is?
Speaker 3: Twenty six point five trillion
Derek: dollars. In AI markets that do not currently exist for SpaceX-that's ninety three percent of the claimed TAM according to the S-1-the rockets are the proof of concept; the orbital AI compute is the vibe.
Grant: And the vibe is currently losing money.
Derek: Billions of it. So think about the structure: real business, unverifiable future business worth ten to thirteen times more. We have seen this film.
Grant: Theranos.
Derek: Theranos used real lab ambition. Blood tests-a real problem-to front run science that didn't work.
Speaker 3: Right.
Derek: WeWork had actual desks in actual buildings, the occupancy was real, the community company valuation that got them to forty seven billion dollars was not.
Grant: And TerraLuna, we covered that, had an algorithmic stablecoin that was a real mechanism; just a mathematically doomed one.
Derek: Right; in every case the real thing isn't incidental; the real thing is load bearing. It's what stops you from asking the obvious question about the fake thing. Weak thing.
Grant: So you're saying the rockets make the twenty six point five trillion dollars harder to challenge, not easier.
Derek: CBC's piece on analyst Ed Elson, he called the S-1 borderline dishonest, and his point is essentially that: the operational credibility of the launch business launders the hallucinatory AI market claims: investors hear Starlink has ten point three million subscribers, and their brain files the next slide under the same category of proven.
Grant: The math doesn't work and everyone knows it. But nobody wants to be the person who said no to the Rocket company.
Derek: Pivot to AI ran a piece calling the whole structure a Crypto ICO with better branding; white paper of impossible promises; real looking asset on the front page; price it like you've already won.
Grant: So the trick isn't new, the orbit is new.
Derek: The orbit is new. And the orbit's really cool, which is the problem. And look, the first real test of whether any of this pricing holds-that's coming faster than most people realize. So the story is still running; no clean ending on this one.
Grant: First time we've covered something still in motion.
Derek: Right, and the first real stress test comes fast. The S-1 filing sets the first unlock after Q2 2026 earnings, around August.
Grant: Mm-hmm.
Derek: Twenty percent of eligible insider shares hit the market. That's the moment the IPO price actually gets tested against real supply.
Grant: And that's not a theoretical question anymore. The stock opened at $150. It's closed at one hundred and sixty one dollars on day one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Grant: If it's still trading well above that, like 30 percent or more over the one hundred and thirty five dollar IPO price, an extra 10 percent unlocks on top of the 20.
Derek: So insiders are watching $175.50 very closely right now.
Grant: I'm sure that's a coincidence.
Derek: Pure coincidence. But here's what I keep coming back to. This isn't a single cliff. Fortune described it as a $100 billion shadow market facing Forget facing a reckoning-and that reckoning plays out in installments: August, then Q3 earnings in late October, then December, when the full one hundred eighty days expire.
Grant: Six months of news cycles, six months of "will the secondary market fraud surface this quarter?
Derek: Exactly-and the secondary SPV mess doesn't care about the lockup schedule: those discoveries happen whenever somebody actually tries to redeem their shares and finds out the chain of
Speaker 5: custody doesn't work.
Derek: Chain of title is broken.
Grant: I've seen this in public markets plenty of times. A stock priced at a hundred and seven times sales has exactly zero margin for error on its first earnings miss.
Derek: Mm-hmm.
Grant: The first time the orbital compute revenue projection comes in light, you don't lose ten percent, you lose thirty, forty percent, the multiple contracts violently.
Derek: And here's the question nobody in the press seems to be asking yet: When that mishappens, does the same coverage that cheered the IPO... Oh, actually go back and read the S-1?
Grant: You know the answer to that.
Derek: I know the answer to that." Ed Elson called the filing "borderline dishonest" before the IPO opened. That quote got buried under the day one excitement.
Grant: Right.
Derek: Post-miss, suddenly everyone's a skeptic.
Grant: The math was always there: a hundred and seven times sales, twenty six point five trillion dollars from a business that lost six point four billion dollars last year! Nobody wanted
Derek: to look at it. So that's where we leave this one: watch the Q2 earnings date, watch $175.50, watch whether any journalist who wrote a "rocket to the moon" headline in June is willing to write a different headline in November.
Grant: The calendar is the story now.
Derek: And that's SpaceX, the largest IPO in history, Seventy five billion dollars raised, stock closed up Nineteen percent on day one. Wow. Rockets real, valuation deeply questionable.
Grant: That moment when you read the S-1 mission statement out loud, make life multi-planetary in illegal SEC filing and just went dead silent. That was the whole episode in three seconds.
Derek: Right. And the number that still gets me. Ninety three percent of the claimed TAM from a segment losing six point four billion dollars a year-the Rockets are real, the twenty six point five trillion dollar AI argument is not.
Grant: The best pitch decks always are. The credibility of the real business makes the fantasy harder to question. That's the actual trap here.
Derek: Nothing. August lock up unlock is the next stress test. That's when the market finds out what this is actually worth at a hundred and seven times sales.
Grant: We'll be watching.
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Grant: Thanks for riding along. We'll see you next time on Vaporware.