Two Queens One Screen is a hilarious podcast hosted by Jen and Keeley, who dive into their favorite TV shows, blending witty banter with insightful commentary. Each episode features a deep dive into what they’re watching this week, completed with hilarious recaps, quirky character analysis, and plenty of personal anecdotes. Whether they’re debating the best plot twists or sharing embarrassing stories from their daily lives, their infectious chemistry keeps listeners laughing while exploring the shows they love. Perfect for any TV binge-watcher!
Episode 74 Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 7 "Match Me if you Can" AND Married at First Sight Season 20- first 3 episodes AND the movie Obsession Below Deck Med- Nathan tells Captain Sandy about Luke ejaculating on Nathan's sheets and not changing the sheets for 3 days. Sandy is appalled. Cooper accidentally eats something for breakfast that has trace amounts of peanuts. Cooper is allergic to peanuts. He has a reaction. Joy didn't know it had peanuts in it and gets upset at herself for almost killing Cooper. Sandy talks to Luke about Nathan's sheets. Says she needs time to decide what to do. Charter guests are a match making dates for a woman. Luke tells Sandy he needs to remove himself from the boat. MAFSusa- We meet the 6 couples Nikki and Shawn Devin and Caitlyn Michelle and Cameron Nick and Courtney BelleJolie and Mecca Adam and Marrisa
Episode 73 Jen and Keeley discuss Love Island USA Season 8 Finale AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 15 "It's My Birthday , I'll Cry If I Want To" AND Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 6 "Bad Seamanship" Love Island USA- Finale (spoiler alert!-----look away if you need to ). Trinity and Bryce are crowned the winners. Carl and Aniya come in 2nd Place. Melanie and Sincere come in 3rd Place. Kayda and Zack come in 4th Place. The Valley- Danny's birthday party. Miami Vice themed. The group, minus Janet, Lala and Brittany, go on a catamaran to an island to have lunch and beach fun. Jesse tells Kristen what Luke told him about not marrying Kristen if things don't change. Kristen is upset. Confronts Luke on the boat. Michelle and Lacy have a vulnerable conversation on the boat about Michelle feeling some type of way watching Jesse show Lacy affection. Lacy is very kind to Michelle. Lacy tells Jesse they should be respectful of Michelle. Janet discloses Sexual Assault in her past to Lala. Janet tells Lala that is why Danny triggers her. Danny has a dinner party at the restaurant. Janet and Lala and Brittany show up. Danny is upset Janet showed up. Danny confronts Michelle about saying she is uncomfortable. Michelle denies saying it was her. Says she spoke for everyone. Lala confronts Danny about his behavior. Nia steps in to de-escalate Danny. Nia and Lala get into an argument as Nia stands in front of Danny so Lala can not speak to him. Below Deck Med- Charter guests leave. The group goes to dinner. Luke sits next to Joy at the table. Joy almost lets Luke back in. Gen follows Luke to walk away from the table. Luke gets really mean towards Gen telling her its over. Luke tells Joy he and Gen were intimate. Joy is unhappy and tells Luke to go away. Gen tells Cooper that Luke jizzed on Nathan's bed sheets and Nathan slept in the sheets for 3 days before they were cleaned. Cooper tells Joe. Joe tells Nathan. By this time, Nathan has become ill. (not sure if it's from the jizz or not)
Episode 72 Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 5 "Deckhand Cometh" AND Love Island USA Season 8 (multiple episodes) Below Deck Med- Gen and Luke have sex. The next morning Gen is sleeping in Nathan's bunk and Luke climbs in bed with her. Gen gives Luke a hand job and does not clean up the "mess" on Nathan's sheets. Kat and Cooper go on a date. Charter guest love Game of Thrones Love Island USA (multiple episodes)- The couples have a karaoke contest. Kenzie and Dylan win immunity from elimination. Corbin and Parmida and Zach and Kayda are in the bottom couples. Corbin and Parmida are dumped from the Villa after the islanders vote. Kayda gets upset being in the bottom couple. Zach tells Kayda he wants to be exclusive but not label them as boyfriend / girlfriend. Hideaway opens again. The couples vote for Melanie and Sincere. The girls go on a "girls day" away from the Villa at a waterpark. KC asks Tierra to be his girlfriend. Titi says yes.
Episode 71 Jen and Keeley discuss The Valley Season (multiple episodes) AND RHORI Season 1 Reunion Part 2 and Love Island USA Season 8 (multiple episodes) and a little Below Deck Med The Valley (multiple episodes)- The group is still in Mexico. Lacy finally makes it to Mexico. Zack's birthday is next. His theme is Hoe-Era. Dress is sluttyist, most revealing outfits. The group goes on a double decker bus to the party. Zack gets hit in the head on the top deck of the bus. Goes to the hospital for stitches. Shows up at the gay bar with the rest of the group. RHORI- Jo-Ellen reveals Rulla and Brian were having an affair when Brian was still married to his first wife. They both deny the allegation. But refuse to say the exact dates of their marriage. Love Island (multiple episodes)- Gal breaks up with Jen saying he feels uncomfortable with her needs of affection. Then he goes to chat with Kenzie and makes out with Kenzie. Movie Night happens. Chaos erupts as Melanie sees everything Sincere has been lying about. Aniya hears how KC has spoken about her behind her back. Kayda finds out the girl Zach kissed in CASA left on day 2. Zach never told her that. Carl and Amora come back into the villa per America's votes. A re-coupling takes place. The boys turn to pick. Jen is not picked by Gal. Jen is dumped from the Villa. The new couples must now pick their 2 least compatible couple and why. Gal and Amora and Jaiden and Caleb are chosen by the islanders. Those couples are dumped from the Villa.
Episode 70 Jen and Keeley discuss RHORI Season 1 Reunion Part 1 and Love Island USA Season 8 (multiple episodes) and Below Deck Mediterranean RHORI- Kelsey and Rosie confronting each other about not liking one another Liz confronting Jo Ellen about not liking her. Rulla interrupting constantly. Even when not asked a question. Ashley's cry counter ticker tape Alicia and Liz talk about the being homeless comment Ending on a wonderful note of Jo Ellen threatening to break Rulla's new nose if Rulla doesn't shut up Below Deck Med- Kayley gets Second Stew position Gen is not happy about it. Charter guest from hell boards the yacht with baseball player Johnny Damon and his wife. Josef confronts everyone on board while drunk. Love Island- The boys go to Casa Amor. The girls watch live stream as the boys do a heart rate challenge with the new Casa Amor girls. 12 new Villa boys show up at the Villa
Episode 69 Jen and Keeley discuss RHORI Season 1 Episode 12 " The Ferry Tale is Over" (season finale) AND Love Island USA Season 8 RHORI- The whole group plus the husbands go to Block Island. A trip Kelsey has planned. Jo-Ellen and Rulla have a talk to resolve some issues. Jo-Ellen and Liz have a talk to get past their argument. Kelsey plans a dinner game with the couples called Clam Shell Confessions. Like the newlywed game. Asking questions about each person. Jo-Ellens husband Gary confronts Rulla's husband Brian about Brian speaking badly about Jo-Ellen. Brian admits to Gary "the video" is real. He admits to the what happened in the video. Gary tells the group Brian admitted it. Love Island USA- (multiple episodes) We are all over Kenzi! We want her out of the Villa. Sincere is not being honest. Everyone is over Sincere too!. There is a recoupling based on America's vote for the Favorite Couple. Gabe and Sol get dumped from the Villa
We are back after missing a week! Episode 68 Jen and Keeley discuss,........well A LOT! There is just too much to type it all out. The Valley- 2 episodes Below Deck Down Under- finale episode Real Housewives of Rhode Island- 2 episodes Love Island USA Season 8- a BUNCH of episodes Summer House reunion- 2 parts Just go listen! We promise you'll love it :)
Episode 67 Jen and Keeley discuss The Valley Season 3 Episode 8 " Miss Behavior" AND Episode 9 "Til Debt Do Us Part" AND Hulu documentary "The Nightmare Upstairs" The Valley- Last day in San Diego, the group has the conclusion to the drag queen competition. Luke wins the competition dressed like The Little Mermaid Ariel. Danny and Nia argue about Lala confronting Danny and his bad behavior towards Nia. Back home the boys go play basketball. Jason hurts his knee. Lala, Brittany, Zack talk to Kristen about Kristen confronting Nia about Danny. Kristen says she has never seen Danny act badly. Michelle tells Lala that she found out Jesse took out a $300k loan during COVID. Jesse is now defaulting on the loan. Michelle finds out she is responsible for half the loan. Jason has knee surgery. Zack, and Kristen confront Nia at Kristen's house about Danny. Nia gets upset saying everyone in the group gets drunk all the time. The Nightmare Upstairs- 2 teenage children in Utah in 2022 barricade themselves in their room to not have to go to a supervised visit with their father. The children livestream their barricade for 54 days.
Episode 66 Jen and Keeley discuss The Valley Season 3 Episode 7 " Triggers and Tiaras" AND Netflix true crime documentary "The Crash" The Valley- Everyone is still at the amuzement park. They all go to dinner together. Lacy confronts Janet. Jesse screws it up by yelling at Janet. Janet does not apologize to Lacy. Luke complains about Kristen to Zack. Lacy confronts Michelle. Lacy apologizes to Michelle for readying Jesse and her text messages. Michelle apologizes to Lacy for what the text say. The next day they all go to the San Diego Zoo. Nia brings the baby. Danny is annoyed the baby is there, in the way. That night after the zoo, Nia tells everyone there is a male beauty pageant. The girls dress up the boys in drag. Danny yells at Nia about his wig and his makeup. Lala overhears and gets upset. Lala confronts Danny about his behavior towards Nia. Netflix "The Crash"- 17 year old Mackenzie Shirilla gets arrested for murder for the death of her boyfriend Dom and other friend Davion. Mackenzie was driving a car with all 3 teenagers in the car and crashed the car into a brick wall going 100 mph. Mackenzie gets sentenced to 15 years to Life in prison
Episode 65 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Reunion Part 3 AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 6 "All Aboard" The Valley- Schwartz introduces his new girlfriend Kiana to the group. The group gets on a commuter train to travel to San Diego. Lacy is driving herself. Nia is holding their baby and eating a sandwhich. She asks Danny to hold the baby so she can eat. Danny says he's going to get a coffee. The group gets to San Diego in an AirBnB of homes together. Kristen and Luke and Danny and Nia share a house. Jasmine and Melissa share a house Everyone else is in the main house. Nia asks Danny to put their baby down for a nap. Danny gets upset at Nia for eating. Michelle and Lala talk about their parents who have passed. RHOBH Reunion- We pickup with Erika and Dorit arguing over what Erika decided was the final straw in their relationship. Boz and Amanda talk about comparing their online businesses. Boz tells Dorit she was on Kyle's side with believing Kyle was concerned about Dorit. Boz said she felt foolish for believing Kyle. Kyle and Dorit argue about whether Kyle cares about Dorit or not.
Episode 64 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Reunion Part 2 AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 5 "Hive Mentality" RHOBH: Amanda and Boz continue to compare their businesses. Sutton is confronted by Dorit for doing a deep dive on Amanda. Calling Sutton "Fancy Drew". Kyle and Dorit argue if they are friends or not. Kyle contradicts herself. Kathy explains she went on a Jello Diet she saw online. Found out it was AI generated. Made her feel sick. It was jello, baking soda, and vinegar. Kyle talks about MO living a different life than her. Mauricio moving on from their relationship. Kyle explains half of The Agency is hers. Kathy's phone rings in the middle of Kyle's emotional explanation of Mauricio. Kathy answers her phone. Sutton and Jennifer Tilley apologize to eachother. Dorit and Sutton argue about the times Sutton is upset with how Dorit treated her at Rachel's party and Kathy's party. Erika explains that the thing that hurt her the most is that Dorit said Boz had supported her more than everyone in the group combined. The Valley: Michelle invites the whole group to San Diego. Kristen and Brittany get a brazilian wax. Zack is there also to get a spray tan. He walks in on Kristen getting a wax. Janet has a game night. She invited everyone. Danny and Nia did not show up. Zack and Benji did not show up. Jasmine and Melissa did not show up. Brittany has another pool party. Everyone shows up. Lala talks to Jasmine about not being able to make her own decisions. Jasmine tells Kristen what Lala said to her. Janet and Zack have a conversation about why Zack is upset with Janet.
Episode 63 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley Season 4 Episode 3 Episode 4 "Mariposa Momma" and Peacock The Gilgo Beach Killer House of Secrets Episode 4 "The Confession" RHOBH reunion- Andy talks to Erika. They talk about Erika's DV situation. They talk about how Tom Girardi didn't support Erika's career goals. Andy talks to Dorit next- They talk about what Kyle is doing is backfiring with her and the divorce. They talk about Kyle calling Dorit erractic. They talk about Amanda saying Dorit outsourced her financial wellbeing to a man Andy talks to Amanda next- They talk about Amanda emasculating her husband by saying those things on the show. They talk about how Amanda believes she teaches women about money and Rachel Zoe only inspires women. Rachel asks Amanda if she is a victim or a boss bitch. They talk about Amanda's online business versus Boz teaching at Harvard. The Valley- Tom, Jason and Jesse meet up to get pedicures. Brittany, Jasmine and Kristen meet up at a restaurant. Kristen gets emotional about leaving her baby. All the boys meet up at a cigar bar to talk about Jason and Danny not being friends. It doesn't go well. Jason and Danny continue to not be in a friendship. Michelle, Tom and Lala go to a singles night. Michelle brings her friend for Tom. Kristen and Luke go out for a date night for pizza and darts. They continue to argue about who has it harder with being a new parent.
Episode 62 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Episode 31 " Closing Chapters"- Season Finale Dorit's book cover reveal party is still happening. Erika is a no-call, no -show to Dorit's party. Jennifer Tilley drops a $40,000 diamond teddy bear purse and breaks it. After the party, Dorit goes over to Rachel's house to talk about the party. Kathy Hilton is having a garden party at her home for her daughter, Nikki's new jewlery line launch. Everyone shows up at Kathy's house. Dorit confronts Kyle about not showing up to her party. Dorit confronts Erika about not showing up to her party.
Episode 61 Jen and Keeley discuss The Valley Season 3 Episode 3 "The Santa Clarita Trail" and RHOBH Season 15 Episode 30 "Drama on the Dancefloor" and Netflix series "Files of the Unexplained- The Myrtles Plantation The Valley- Danny and Nia have a housewarming party at their new house in Santa Clarita. Brittany's new boyfriend , Brandon shows up. He meets everyone in the group. Danny talks to Luke about still being friends with Jason. The girls have a girls night out at a Y2K bar. Jasmine and Lala get into an argument. Michelle told Lala what Jasmine said about her. RHOBH- We pickup at Rachel's party. Sutton and Dorit are still arguing. Dorit goes over and sits with Erika and Boz. Erika doesn't talk to Dorit. Kyle and Sutton come over to the conversation. Rachel and Dorit leave the conversation and Sutton gets upset. Dorit has a book cover launch party and invites everyone. Kyle, Sutton and Erika don't show up to Dorit's party. Files of the Unexplained- Fictional ghost stories are told at the plantation.
Episode 60!!!!! Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Episode 29 "The Last Supper" AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 1 "You Can't Sip With Us" RHOBH- After Kyle screams at Dorit at the dinner table on the last night of their Italy trip, Erika and Dorit argue about support. Dorit gets up and walks away from the table. Back in Beverly Hills, Dorit has a photo shoot for her book cover Rachel takes her son shopping. Boz and Keely go house hunting. Rachel throws a birthday party for herself at her home. Studio 54 theme. Everyone shows up. Kyle makes nasty comments about Dorit bringing her Kelly bag. The Valley- HUGE CAST this season! Lala and Tom Schwartz and Jesse's girlfriend Lacey join the cast. Along with Benji and Melissa. Kristen and Janet had a blow up at a summer pool party at Brittany's house. Nia has unfollowed Janet on social media. Kristen and Nia throw a party to welcome their new baby girls. Janet is not invited. Brittany has a new boyfriend named Brandon.
Episode 59 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Episode 28 "Under the Tuscan Sun" Jen and Keeley also discuss the live murder trial of the Maui doctor accused of attempting to murder his wife with a lava rock while on a hike. RHOBH- Sutton tattles to Amanda that in a car ride Erika looked up Amanda on Chatgpt. Boz does the same and reads aloud the negative reviews. Rachel, Sutton, Tilley, Boz, Amanda and Natalie go to vineyard to stomp grapes. Amanda confronts Boz about the Chatgpt look up. Kathy goes shopping alone. Erika, Kyle and Dorit go sight seeing. Erika and Kyle have a plan to confront Dorit about her "behavior". It doesn't go well. Dorit leaves Erika and Kyle. Last night in Italy, Boz takes the ladies to dinner. Kyle interrupts the dinner to confront Dorit about leaving the conversation while sight seeing. Dorit and Kyle get into another argument. Kyle tries to bring the group into the argument. Erika confronts Dorit about her "concerning behavior". It doesn't go well.
Episode 58 Jen and Keeley are back after a 4 week or so break. ( Life demands an audience sometimes ) Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH episodes ranging from Season 15 Episode 17 "Vacation and Manifestation" all the way to Episode 26 "Unmasking the Truth". It's ALOT! Enjoy. See you next week!
Episode 57 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Episode 15 "Do You Remember" And The Traitors USA Season 4 Episode 8 "A Queen Never Comes Off Her Throne" RHOBH- Discussion continues at Erka and Dorit's birthday dinner between Dorit, Amanda. Amanda throws Kyle under the bus saying she was just agreeing with Kyle. Kyle and Dorit get into a shouting match at the table. Rachel breaks down crying and leaves the table with Boz and Dorit. She is very anxious about being vulnerable in a friend group and not being judged. Boz finds out the 2 eggs that were retrieved and fertilized did not develop to where they could be implanted. Boz is devastated over the loss of her 2 potential children. The Traitors USA- Rob lets Candiace murder Colton. Rob turns the Faithfuls against Candiace. She is banished from the castle. Rob attempts to recruit Eric as a traitor.
Episode 56 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOBH Season 15 Episode 13 "Headlines & Heartbreak" AND The Traitors US Season 4 Episode 7 "The Black Banquet" RHOBH- Amanda and Kyle meet at a decorating store and discuss Rachel's party and Amanda Dorit's exchange. Amanda says Dorit verbally accosted her. Rachel and Erika talk at Erika's house about the party. Erika says Amanda feels "performative" Boz, Dorit, and Kyle and Boz's friend Summer meet at a restaurant and talk about the party. Mauricio shows up at the restaurant. Kyle and Mauricio go to Amanda's house to see the renovations. Kyle gets upset and feels nastalgic. Kyle throws a birthday party for Dorit and Erika at a restaurant. Everyone is invited and shows up. Dorit tries to have a conversation with Amanda about the party. The Traitors US- Lisa has the amulet and needs to murder in plain sight. She picks Yam Yam. Yam Yam is taken away. The others start to question what happened at the Banquet. Rob starts talking to others about Lisa possibly being a traitor.
Episode 55 Jen and Keeley discuss RHOSLC Season 6 Reunion Part 3 and RHOBH RHOSLC: Britani comes back to the reunion with a giant paper gas station coffee cup with a plastic lid. Lisa cries about her and John struggling. Meredith is upset with Production and the edits she has been given on the show. Bronwyn admits she and Todd are separated. It was her idea to separate. Whitney gets triggered and walks on the stage. RHOBH: Boz gets egg retrieval completed with 2 eggs to hopefully fertilize. Kyle tells Sutton about what Jennifer said in Sedona after getting snapped at. Sutton confronts Jennifer and Jennifer apologizes. Rachel has an ethereal/spiritual party at her house with a tarot card reader for the ladies. Amanda admits this is the anniversary of her twin sons death. Dorit confront Amanda about the things she has said about her divorce. Amanda uses the death of her son to get out of being held accountable.
