Published by Tom Hutchinson & Jessie Nixon
Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind. Come on in, the water's just wrong... 😳🫣🤯🤣🤡☠️👽👻🍸🔪
Listen on Apple PodcastsJUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Guess what's back? Structure?! Are you SURE MATE?! Well, no, not really. This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the "Toxic Woman", a tale so cursed but is still absolutely shadowed by the talk of Jessie's pus-ridden would-be lover-boy. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed The sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god. Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead! WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed MUMMY'S HOME! Apologies for the late reply we were dead. Nah mummy was off being a celebrity in NZ for months at a time, so we had to wait for her to be done sucking her way around a beautiful country and come home before we could entertain our lovely little ghoulies! We're back in the groove and ready to show you why we're the worst podcast around babyyyy. Enjoy this Cursed Catch-Up where, to quote Jessie herself, "nothing of note happens". Full structured EP next time we promise, but it's just so nice to be back in the same room <3 WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently. However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags, kinks and piss. It's a fun one, we loved it. New eps will come at a slightly slower pace while Jessie is touring the other side of the world, but will be coming <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh this is so fucking dumb. Welcome little ghoulies back to another little preview for our sordid little patreon, where we celebrate the easter weekend the only way we know how: by playing incredibly dumb games and reversing our speech over and over again. This one is very stupid. Reminder that there will be a cosy little SC LIVE recording being done on April 23rd in The Robin Hood in Bristol, come through if you're local, if you're not, please do not do that to yourself. We love ya! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man". I cannot stress how long it takes us to get to it this week. Along the way we pitch 2 screenplays, create some horrific visual tableaus and critique lovecraftian similies. It's a mess. A beautiful, Easter mess. Amen. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK comedian has a hot brother. Vital, vital info. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of NXIVM , or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime. We also work out which would be the most popular male comedian sex robot, unpack lovecraftian beauty standards, name Tom's son and arbitrarily sample the PornHub drum loop. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie regales us in explicit detail about knowing people biblically, plus we do ADMIN LIVE! We also say funny things. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real though, if you suffer with medical anxiety, consider this a content warning. You don't want to go through life thinking you have Necrotising Fasciitis. We also invent a new male modesty pouch, help Jessie learn the art of self-advocacy, diagnose her a lot and work out once and for all if Tom sounds like Joel Dommett. (God I hope not). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY? This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it. We also invent the createst duo act of all time. Or do we? We do. Or do we? Yes that's the bit. I promise this is a good one. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry. This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all... Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry). As usual, our BONUS TWICKY episode will follow (albeit also after new years because our schedules are so shit lol). BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more. New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience. In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less structured and more just the two of us having a gossip, but it's very fun. The first of these will be up on Patreon on Friday, with a little preview section going live in the main spotify feed as well to entice more people into swearing loyalty to us. So look forward to literal footage of Jessie cleaning her tits, Tom getting chewed out for not being One Of The Girls (tm), and us getting into Jessie's tawdry little love life, with names and details absolutely not omitted because that's where the juice is. Love you all, new episodes soon <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers. We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry. Happy halloween our lovely ghouls, you're our spooky children <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length. We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately. We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show
ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at you from the bottom of a well. Super sorry, can assure you it won't happen again <3 This week, Season 2 (definitely official and definitely not funny) begins with a bang as Jessie brings us the tale of the Shark Hand Case! We also create, define and immediately get over our brand new slang term Cougie, completely break down mid scat (non-shit version), a fail immeasurely at drinking from each others cups (mildly sexual connotations). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/ TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod Send us Fan Mail Support the show