10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

Published by 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

Film Reviews
TV & Film

We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

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Recent episodes

Toy Story (1995)

Jul 30, 20262 hr 0 min

T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Jul 23, 20261 hr 51 min

Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!

BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)

Jul 16, 20261 hr 52 min

The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.

Toy Story 3 (2010)

Jul 16, 20261 hr 49 min

3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!

Toy Story 4 (2019)

Jul 9, 20261 hr 39 min

T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!

Toy Story 5 (2026)

Jul 2, 20262 hr 0 min

July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!

BONUS: The Grey Man (2022)

Jun 30, 20261 hr 51 min

Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..

Pink Panther (2006)

Jun 25, 20261 hr 39 min

Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.

Red Eye (2005)

Jun 18, 20261 hr 54 min

Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!

BONUS: White Noise(2005)

Jun 18, 20262 hr 9 min

Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.

Blue Thunder (1983)

Jun 11, 20262 hr 9 min

Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!

Red Sonja (1985)

Jun 4, 20261 hr 47 min

June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of having an illegitimate child with your maid can come true. Enjoy!

Willow (1988)

May 28, 20262 hr 20 min

Finally... Midget May is over and we go out with a small bang. Some redemption for the little folk. An actual movie with midgets playing real characters and not just mischievous little monsters. However, a normal steals the show. Life's not fair. Enjoy!

Time Bandits (1981)

May 21, 20262 hr 15 min

Midget May lives on! No more bonus episodes this month.. we think. This week we watched Time Bandits and some of us wish we could bandit our time back from this movie...

BONUS: Mortal Kombat 2 (2026)

May 19, 20262 hr 7 min

Because Justin haaaaad to see it....

BONUS: Twister (1996)

May 14, 20261 hr 8 min

Just for Justin's Bday. The Justinless cast hates the last movie Justin saw with his dad and celebrate him in the same breath.

Tiptoes (2002/04/06)

May 14, 20262 hr 55 min

May the Midget be with you month continues on with this thing. What is this movie? Gary Oldman as a rebel dwarf with a heart of gold. Matthew McConaughey as a man raised by dwarves now on the edge of sanity. I guess this is one for the midgets but is it? Enjoy

Under the Rainbow (1981)

May 7, 20262 hr 8 min

Its Midget May! Because even the halfsies deserve the spotlight. We start off with a blatant exploitation of those horny little guys. 150 midgets and all we got were some caricatures of lustfilled little demons. Shame Chevy Chase... Couple of small moments that were funny.. Enjoy!

BONUS! Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

May 4, 20262 hr 9 min

Happy Star Wars Day! To honor it, we bash this movie. May the 4th be with you.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Apr 30, 20262 hr 24 min

It's the end of Catherine O'Hara remembrance month. We had to squeeze this one in for Chase and it wasn't as terrible as Ashton thought!