Published by Katie 'Monty' Dimond
You know when you're in earshot of a juicy convo between friends and you can't stop listening? That's Show + Tell. Monty and Mel are best mates sharing the ups and downs of life with zero filter, loads of laughs and a relatability that'll make you feel understood like never before.
Listen on Apple PodcastsThis week, we kick off with the clothing item several high profile men have been getting out and about in, why we love Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz, and the weirdly deceptive world of AI. Mel's daughter recently turned 18, and the control freak in her is struggling with a particular element of the upcoming party planning. There's also drinking culture, rigid thinking, and Monty shares another tear jerker poem about motherhood and letting go. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we kick off with our highlight of the week courtesy of our close personal friend Amy Schumer. We talk about the fashion and beauty trends we’re not into, droopy eyelids, flirting with botox, and low-bar efforts in personal appearance. Aunty Kez drops in for a chat about the soccer star who is taking over our Instagram feeds, and tells us exactly why he’s a walking green flag of a man. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we kick off with a relatable list of why we'd never survive reality TV, a fake tan hack that works and serious beach bravery. Monty challenges Mel to a game that reveals some creepy lyrics, a few bits of trivia, and a reminisce about high school debs that reveals an awkward friendship confession. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, an attempt to get more movement in backfires on one of us, and the other has lost her exercise mojo for her go-to staple. Mel calls herself out on some judgemental (and ageist) thoughts on a recent fashion choice from queen Madonna, and we giggle over her fabulous NSFW bathroom knick knack collection. Monty’s in the depths of a retro food obsession, has found love with her new kitchen appliance, and a question about marine biology sends us down memory lane, leading us to a VERY nostalgic recycling campaign. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mel is having one more week off, so I roped one of my besties, Aunty Kez, into the hot seat. We chat about THAT Lenny Kravitz incident, Kendall Jenner getting a sauso roll from our local bakery, and a TV and podcast recommendation you'll love. Mel will be back next week. Monty xx Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Helllllo! Just me flying solo recording a voice memo in my living room to let you know we are sorry we couldn't do a proper pod this week but I also have the riveting goss on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenners cafe order. You are welcome. Chat more next week, Monty xxx Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week is all about love, grief, holding on, letting go, and the bittersweetness of motherhood. ♥️ Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Monty kicks us off with an innocent, but NQR-sounding observation she made at her son's recent footy game that we both agree would sound VERY different if it came from a man. We also caht Kylie Minogue, Off-Campus and welcome back our beloved Aunty Kez, who needs advice with a conundrum that will leave you cringing hard. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we kick off with a conversation about day clothes vs bed clothes, and a text messaging conspiracy theory. There’s also things that are embarrassing for no reason, some new additions to the anti-bucket list, and things people do that are very rock n roll. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we talk comfort shows, ponder whether good coin trumps job satisfaction, and find common ground with our new best mate, Kylie Jenner. Monty tells us about her questionable new skincare routine, Mel is taking medical advice from Insta, we're both smashing supplements, one of us is fibremaxxing, and the other one's partner committed the ultimate betrayal. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Monty’s rocking a new playlist to help with her insomnia, and it features a 90’s icon we haven’t heard about it YONKS, and it reminds Mel of a weirdly specific genre of music we’d almost forgotten about. Monty tells us about having to do the worst job at her son’s footy match, and we manage to simultaneously sing the praises AND shit-can parents at junior sport. Monty’s little boy Otie had his first in-house playdate, and she asks whether the ‘activity’ she almost suggested was weird or not, and Mel finishes us off with two diabolical confessions from some very large piece of shit humans. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we're talking about the joy of team sports, Lena Dunham's new book and why the Michael Jackson movie feels NQR to us. There's also the new 'maxxing' trend that is so dumb we can't quite believe it, chest hair is hot again, the sad and brave death of James Valentine, and Mel delivers Monty's eulogy aka 'loveogy'. Enjoy. Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree. And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not disappoint. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Monty’s been searching for the path out of peri hell, Mel wants to make the classic nervous breakdown great again, and we chat about Lamar Odom’s new doco and the disease of addiction. We also talk about Clavicular, looksmaxxing, and the (perhaps unfair and a bit sexist) turn-off of over-groomed men, pain and the brain, flow states and Monty tells us about the night the universe decided to fuck her up. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascinating pregnancy story. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we take 'mixed bag' to a whole new level, kicking off with Monty's love of gyoza and Sydney Sweeney, parenting advice from Machine Gun Kelly, why Pete Davidson is hot, and a round of Celebrity Age Game that blew Mel's socks off. Mel judges Monty for her selfish 'dick moves', Monty judges Mel for asking a stupid question that calls their friendship into question, and we challenge each other to perform the grimmest challenge ever. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Monty has started jogging and it has backfired spectacularly, with an unsolicited critique of her form, and a very uncomfortable pelvic floor issue. Dr Mel provides her unqualified medical advice, including a great app suggestion, a stern lecture, and a five star constipation hack. Monty's considering the most retro car accessory of all time, and Mel shares the one big drawback of what has been deemed the ultimate act of self-care in 2026 - the 'power cry.' Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Mel tells us about a family secret that was exposed live on air during a radio segment that is a worst nightmare come true for a Brazilian couple, and the recent twist in the case of a US mother of three who went missing while Christmas shopping years ago. We also talk glamour shots, funeral pics, Monty's partner Sam's shopping fail, and we laugh our way through random stuff we haven't thought about in YONKS. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we both have the stench of embarrassment on us... one because of a social rejection involving a musical legend, and the other because she literally stinks. 😂 We share our differing opinions on the increasingly tiny frames of high profile women, and if they have a responsibility to the messaging it sends to other women, the strange celeb 'romantic' jewellery piece, the unhappiest time of your life and the song that'll apparently make it rain cash. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, we talk thirst traps and fashion - including the jeans we refuse to wear. Mel has hit peak povo home reno, and Monty gives us an update on her TMS treatment. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here . Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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