The Woody Show

This week's Saturday special is dedicated to Menace's dog Churro, who passed away — and the room gets real about pet grief, with Morgan and Jeff opening up about their own recent losses. Then it's the week's best: Gina's scorching hot take that she wouldn't care if her husband got a "happy ending" at a massage parlor (the room did NOT agree), Tobey Maguire officiating his ex's wedding, the $5 million question — would you take it if your worst enemy got $10 million? — and Sammi's pure joy over rummage sale deals. Plus this week's secret emoji code: the purple demon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tuesday's Woody Show opens with the Alter Ego 2027 lineup announcement, plus news headlines on Pope Leo's lung surgery, the Dodgers' NLCS slide, Selma Blair's in-flight incident, RJ Mitte's passing, and the Six Flags Goliath tragedy. The crew takes 1st World Problems calls, settles Crossroads beefs, debates Hershey's Reese's lawsuit and the discontinued Celeste pizza, and crowns a Casserole of the Week. Also: Menace's birthday month TV giveaway, pee-stuff confessions, and whether your partner would be cool with you attending an ex's wedding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Monday's Woody Show is stacked with Cheers and Jeers from the whole crew, plus news headlines on MLB, the NFL, the Woody Show Biggest Loser results, and Shane Gillis dropping an f-bomb on SNL. The gang rants about nightmare printers and bad tippers, checks in on ATM chaos and Kelly Clarkson's Brooklyn shopping snub, and plays Bush or Bare with Morgan's Catcon finds. Also: After Hours voicemails, a Menace birthday month update, and the debate over whether pirating games really counts as stealing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE WOODY SHOW — SATURDAY PODCAST: It's the Saturday special and the much-anticipated Greg Gory finally joins Gina, Jeff G and the crew to run the week backwards — starting with Friday, which was Tyler's last day, as he heads off to rip cards full-time for Mama Breaks on Fanatics Live (Darth Vader to 5!), gets a goodbye song from Sebas, and shares one last awkward moment with Morgan. Then it's Menace dying on the hill of his Yankees/Rays fan-interference baseball conspiracy, Judge My Baby results for chunky 5-month-old Beau Hunter + the saga of Morgan's unsolicited dick and Monday's Cheers and Jeers dreams — including Morgan seeing Bort naked and Greg's dream about Jeff G keeping money in his butt crack. Plus, a bonus clip: Menace interviews the cast of the Matchbox movie on Apple TV+. If you made it this far, drop a trophy emoji on any Woody Show post so they know you listened. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Padres player on paternity leave … Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after her botched execution … The latest in the Cornell frat drama … A woman accused of impersonating a substitute teacher at a Wisconsin high school + ChatGPT talk: is it an old person thing to use it like Google? … Menace's Word of the Day: cataclysm — he nailed it on the first try and earned Hot Pockets Snack Breaks… A moment for Freddie Jackson … The Sebastian Maniscalco drama: is he crushing middle-class comedians with his SiriusXM channel? … You have to get rid of 3 forever: beer, steak, football, video games, coffee, dogs, music, sex … Judge My Baby results & NFT's keep plummeting and Woody couldn't be happier. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Padres player on paternity leave … Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after her botched execution … The latest in the Cornell frat drama … A woman accused of impersonating a substitute teacher at a Wisconsin high school + ChatGPT talk: is it an old person thing to use it like Google? … Menace's Word of the Day: cataclysm — he nailed it on the first try and earned Hot Pockets Snack Breaks… A moment for Freddie Jackson … The Sebastian Maniscalco drama: is he crushing middle-class comedians with his SiriusXM channel? … You have to get rid of 3 forever: beer, steak, football, video games, coffee, dogs, music, sex … Judge My Baby results & NFT's keep plummeting and Woody couldn't be happier. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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THE WOODY SHOW — TODAY'S PODCAST: A 'Cornell 7' frat bro claims he was too wasted to consent — Woody's take on innocent until proven guilty sparks a heated debate … Ex-pastor and American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn gets life in prison … Lawsuits in the news: Starbucks accused of mislabeling 'sugar-free' protein drinks, and a woman sues a Vegas bar after getting hurt on a mechanical penis ride … After-hours voicemails: a woman says her husband cheated their entire marriage … News anchor bloopers … Menace's birthday month update: he spins the Wheel of Casseroles and lands on Enchilada Stack … Fat Chick Skinny Chick … Morgan reads her DMs (and the d-pics) … Plus: Coke vs Diet Coke vs Coke Zero, your parents narcing on you, and a guy who lost money auctioning his gold-covered Cybertruck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.