No Such Thing As A Fish

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1. Little Fish: Moss Moss Mossmoss Moss from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Aug 2, 2026

   Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including kitchens, cocktails and a chap named Cassell. Anna works out why she lost to James at archery. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

2. No Such Thing As The Mice Of The Fruit Bowl from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 30, 2026

   Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stress, sentences and supermarkets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

3. Little Fish: Short Back and Left from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 26, 2026

   Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including beards, barrels, scissors and Shostakovich. Andy explains why he is the true man of the people. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

4. No Such Thing As A Fence Made of Sausage from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 23, 2026

   Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lou Bega, the black keys, and the travelling wheelbarrows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

5. Little Fish: Get To The Bus! from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 19, 2026

   Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including jellyfish and Jesse Jackson. James sets the record straight over some slander that occurred while he was on holiday. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

6. No Such Thing As Sunscreen for Flies from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 16, 2026

   Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smoking, sinking, sailing and sunscreen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia Get NordVPN two-year plan + four months extra ➼ https://nordvpn.com/fish It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee.

7. Little Fish: Chromosomes are coming home from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 12, 2026

   Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including Curaçao, chips and chess. Dan and Andy compete to see who has the best cardboard box anecdote. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

8. No Such Thing As No Such Thing As A Crab from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 9, 2026

   Bertie Terrilliams of the Margate Crab Museum joins Dan, Anna and James to discuss cures, curators, crabs and KAPOW! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia Shopify: Own your customer relationships. Own your revenue. Start with a free trial at shopify.co.uk Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

9. Little Fish: I believed it when Pythagoras said it from No Such Thing As A Fish

   Jul 5, 2026

   Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including scaring cormorants, cleaning horses and recognising frogmen. Anna reveals what her first word was. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. London Podcast Festival tickets go on sale tomorrow - visit nosuchthingasafish.com/live to join us in person, or via livestream! Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

10. No Such Thing As An Unlucky Fountain from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jul 2, 2026

    Jamie Morton joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss symmetry, lottery, and an erotic bee. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

11. Little Fish: Shall we put a podcast on? What a stupid idea! from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 28, 2026

    Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including pasta, Proust and pencils. Anna shares her secret 'Wheel of Life' game. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

12. No Such Thing As A Glazed Lizard Donut from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 25, 2026

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Disney Princesses, brave tailors and tangled lizards. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

13. Little Fish: Really Siding With The Baddies from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 21, 2026

    James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including huge holes and dangerous materials. James and Andy argue over a TikTokker who doesn't exist. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

14. No Such Thing As The Metal Bloke from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 18, 2026

    Nish Kumar joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss The Man Who Talks With String; The Man Who Sold The World; and the man you don't want directing your B-movie. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

15. Little Fish: I've Booked Us In A Lovely Toilet from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 14, 2026

    Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

16. No Such Thing As Poddyversity Challenge from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 11, 2026

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shamans, humans, theme parks and theme tunes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Edited by James Harkin Produced by Leying Lee Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

17. Little Fish: Accordion To Whom? from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 7, 2026

    Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including salt, swine and CPR. We hear what Rufus Hound yelled to Dan in the street. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

18. No Such Thing As Chekhov's Volcano from No Such Thing As A Fish

    Jun 4, 2026

    Greg Foot joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss vision, vacuums, volcanoes and Volvos. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get NordVPN two-year plan + four months extra ➼ https://nordvpn.com/fish It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish

19. Little Fish: It's Nice To Say Titicaca from No Such Thing As A Fish

    May 31, 2026

    Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including Hot Springs and Fat Controllers. Anna astonishes us all by failing to fall for a 2000s pop music hoax. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

20. No Such Thing As A Pastronaut from No Such Thing As A Fish

    May 28, 2026

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss kitchen hygiene, a Commander-in-Chief, and NaHCO3. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon