Published by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
Listen on Apple PodcastsOriginally Aired August 4, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Jim penis. Everything you wanna know about undercover shrubs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 3, 2026: Jogger slaughter. Spite spikes. Everything you wanna know about why you shouldn't mess with Jonah Hill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about public masturbations being everyone else's problem. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 29, 2026: Those who can't play pool, play darts. 27 sneezes in row. Everything you wanna know about the man from Nantucket. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 28, 2026: Jimothy the Mutant Raccoon. GTA mode. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the dark side of Tinder. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 27, 2026: Dinner with a side of ants. NO LAUGHING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! Everything you wanna know about snake pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 24, 2026: Welcome to the jungle, we have beefy franks. Hulk VS Hulk. Everything you wanna know about Okilly Dokilly. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 23, 2026: Mime penis is out. Stop yelling at me! Everything you wanna know about getting revenge with a poop backpack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 22, 2026: Don't you look at me! There's a man on top of the train, and he's naked. Everything you wanna know about flooding your apartment by stripping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know about Nick's favorite job perks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.