Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

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This week I'm completely losing the banter wars at home after trying to 3D print The Beatles' faces onto pumpkins. To redeem myself, I spent an hour workshopping the ultimate Halloween jokes, from Gen Z vampires to Barmbarack Obama. Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes ⁠here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a mouse in the house and I'm in a weird mood, so today I am reminding myself of all the things I can't believe I can do as an adult. Enjoy x Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I'm ranking the 20 most popular animals in Dublin Zoo, D tier all the way up to S tier. With takes hotter than the african savanah with criticism colder than an emperor penguin. Are gorillas monkeys? Are zebras horses? Find out on today’s show. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, I’m talking Edinburgh Fringe, one sure fire way of achieving your goals, and how drinking from water bottles are harmful to your health and also sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I talk about the differences in taxi chat at 6.30 in the morning, working with kids, living with rejection sensitivity and how you need to remember where you come from so you’re not a bell end. Enjoy! I’m performing in the Edinburgh Fringe from August 17th - 30th at Underbelly Bristo Square. See yous there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I compare therapy to having a spanner in your arse THEN I go full newsie with five current affair stories and give you my hilarious and on-brand perspective on them. Also sorry the pod is late 🙇‍♂️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I’m chatting about embracing weird, woo-woo self help techniques and how to tell if your wife is in breach of the Geneva Convention. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the pod I’m talking about lucid dreaming, inappropriate parenting emojis how I’m currently on steroids (creatine). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I’m not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out. This 420 has it all, monkeys, aliens, my top 5 songs of all time and my million dollar self help empire! Enjoy but also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod a huge secret I’ve never told my flatmate, how I slept in a casket, and how supermarkets try and manipulate you. Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Blanchardstown Draiocht, March 13th Cork DeBarras March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern March 21st Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New episode of Hit Show will be out Wednesday the 11th of March. Thanks for your patience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, how ye getting on. This week I’m high in the shed whatever! you can’t sack me I’m my own boss, I’m talking about how we go feral when we get sent old memes, Trevor Nelson and the licks in my school and why you should never let anyone who’s lost a dog look at your doorbell.Also I’m on tour!YOU CRY WEIRD TOUR 2026http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror• London: Top Secret Comedy - February 26th• Portlaoise: Kavanagh’s - March 6th• Blanchardstown: Draíocht - March 13th• Cork: DeBarras - March 20th• Howth: Abbey Tavern - March 21st• Galway: Monroe’s - April 11th• Dublin: Vicar Street - April 18th• Cork: Cyprus Avenue - April 24th• Dundalk: Spirit Store - May 2nd• Limerick: Dolan's - May 8th• Waterford: Bank Lane - May 24th• Dun Laoghaire: Pavilion Theatre - May 28th• Belfast: Limelight 2 - May 29th• Kildare: Moat Theatre - June 4th• Dundrum: Mill Theatre - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you when we lock eyes in a Tesco.Enjoy!Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorrorGreystones Whale Theatre February 14thLondon Top Secret Comedy February 26thPortlaoise Kavanagh's March 6thBlanchardstown Draiocht, March 13thCork DeBarras March 20thHowth Abbey Tavern March 21stGalway Monroe's, April 11thDublin Vicar Street April 18thCork Cyprus Avenue April 24thDundalk Spirit Store May 2ndLimerick Dolan's May 8thWaterford Bank Lane May 24thDun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28thBelfast Limelight 2 May 29thKildare Moat Theatre June 4thDundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I’m chatting about self help frauds, how to market your new partner, why I’m so bad at watching films and why I’m banned from uber for life. Enjoy. Also hey I’m on tour! Come check me out all over! Tickets here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Greystones Whale Theatre - February 14th London Top Secret Comedy - February 26th Portlaoise Kavanagh's - March 6th Blanchardstown Draiocht - March 13th Cork DeBarras - March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern - March 21st Galway Monroe's - April 11th Dublin Vicar Street - April 18th Cork Cyprus Avenue - April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store - May 2nd Limerick Dolan's - May 8th Waterford Bank Lane - May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion - May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 - May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre - June 4th Dundrum The Mill - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices