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Funny stories for kids, ridiculous facts and big adventures, all told by Mr Morton with warmth, wit and plenty of silliness. Mr Morton’s Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits is a children’s podcast packed with silly audio stories, strange characters, curious questions and facts that may or may not be true. From original adventures to the Aisle of Totally Ridiculous and Possibly Not True, there’s always something wonderfully bonkers around the corner. Made for curious kids and families who like their storytelling funny, imaginative and just a little bit chaotic. Visit the bookshop: MrMortonsBarmyBook.
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Ollie has brought the best ice cream in the world to school. There’s just one problem. By break time, it has melted into a tub of brown goo. But when Raff decides to call it Ice Cream Soup , things take a turn. Soon the whole school is adding sprinkles, chocolate, marshmallows and something called “cone croutons” to the strangest dessert anyone has ever tasted. Ice Cream Soup is a funny story for kids about friendship, imagination and what happens when a terrible idea turns out to be delicious. Got a bonkers story idea of your own? Send it to the Bonkers Postbox at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com.
What happens when you put a giraffe on a submarine? Probably best not to ask the Navy. Mr Morton has discovered a mysterious new section of the Bookshop, and inside it he meets Brian, a very hungry bookworm with a taste for punctuation and a nose for a good story. Together they open Giraffes: The Naval Years and discover the astonishing tale of giraffes, submarines, sailors and one rather serious problem with having an enormous neck at sea. This is the first trip down the Aisle of Totally Ridiculous and Possibly Not True, a funny fact-filled adventure for kids where everything is completely true... except the bits that aren’t. Got a bonkers fact, question or story idea? Send it to the Bonkers Postbox at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com.
There are twenty-eight places on the Bug Rug. Leo has counted them. Twice. Unfortunately, there are twenty-nine children who want to sit on it. What begins as a perfectly ordinary fight for space soon becomes a full-scale struggle involving elbows, knees, increasingly complicated negotiations and a rug that suddenly seems much, much smaller than it did five minutes ago. The Battle of the Bug Rug is a funny story for kids about sharing, stubbornness and what happens when everybody decides they absolutely must have the same tiny patch of carpet. Got a brilliantly bonkers idea for a story? Send it to the Bonkers Postbox at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Mr Morton is back. After quite a lot of walking, several wrong turns, one extremely rude goose and a sandwich he would rather not discuss, Mr Morton has finally returned to the Bookshop. And he's brought stories. The doors open again on 1 September with brand new funny stories for kids, ridiculous characters, peculiar facts and considerably more nonsense than is probably sensible. This time, you can help fill the shelves too. Got a ridiculous title, a strange character, a useless superpower or an idea that simply won't leave you alone? Send it through the Bonkers Postbox at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com . Follow the Barmy Book wherever you listen, and we'll see you back in the Bookshop very soon.
The Hunting of Bonkers Bits: a special kids storytelling podcast episode about where stories actually come from People often ask Mr Morton where he gets his stories. Actually, that is not true. People mostly ask where the toilet is. But sometimes, after they have found the toilet, bought a book, and stopped their toddler eating the bookmarks, they ask about the stories. And the answer is not what you might expect. He does not write them. Not at first. He hunts them. He traps them. He tickles them out of hiding. He chases them through hedges and hooks them from holes and plucks them from peculiar places where sensible people never think to look. In this special episode, Mr Morton opens the bookshop door and takes listeners along on a story hunt. There are accidental stories overheard in queues and bakeries where the buns gossip. There are family stories, chewier and older, that have picked up extra elbows and moustaches being passed from aunt to cousin to neighbour and back again. There are playground stories that must be caught early before they grow too many legs. There is a woman above a clock shop who reads six ancient languages and one sort of goat. There is a three-tailed cat sitting on a hidden book who charges one sandwich, one wrapper, and one button for the privilege of looking underneath it. And then Mr Morton has an announcement. The Barmy Book is feeling thin. The shelves need restocking. The stories need hunting. Which means the bookshop will be closing its doors for a short while, as Mr Morton heads out into the world with his purple coat, his torch, his notebook, and a sandwich for anything with teeth. The sign on the door will read: CLOSED FOR STORY HUNTING. BACK ON THE 1ST OF SEPTEMBER 2026 WHEN THE NONSENSE HAS BEEN NETTED. This funny kids podcast episode is perfect for families who love fun children's stories about imagination, for audio stories for children that celebrate the magic of listening, and for anyone who wants to know what Mr Morton gets up to when he is not behind the counter. It is warm, funny, and quietly about something true. The best stories are not just for the eyes. They are for the ears. And if you listen hard enough, one day it will be your turn to catch one too. Episode length: approximately 10 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down Mr Morton returns on the 1st of September 2026 with a fresh armful of brand new Barmy Books of Bonkers Bits. Hit subscribe now so you are first to know when the bookshop opens its doors again. And while you are waiting, plenty of stories are still on the shelves at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com . In the meantime, if a rude spoon, a whispering bush, or a suspiciously well-informed goose offers you a story, write it down at once.
Maya and the Emergency Spoon: a funny kids storytelling podcast about big feelings, emergency systems, and kitchen catastrophes Maya Peck has a system. When things get too big and too loud and too much, Mum opens the kitchen cupboard, takes out the peanut butter, and hands over one spoonful. Not on toast. Not in a sandwich. On a spoon. It does not fix things. It does not make maths less insulting or brothers less annoying. It just makes everything feel less enormous. The system is excellent. Until school goes nut free. Now Maya needs a replacement emergency spoon. And her brother Dylan, who is seven, full of bad ideas, and currently wearing his school tie round his head for reasons nobody can explain, has decided to help. What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about feelings, coping, and the sort of kitchen disaster that makes parents stand in the doorway saying nothing for several seconds because nothing is the only reasonable response. Things go wrong in ways that escalate magnificently. Something gets stuck to the cooker hood. The cat leaves in disgust. And at some point Maya willingly puts liverwurst in a bowl, which tells you everything about where the afternoon has ended up. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who feel things very loudly, for families who recognise the particular chaos of trying to solve an emotional problem with food science, and for anyone who has ever had a coping system and worried what happens when it disappears. Children will love the kitchen carnage and Dylan's catastrophic helpfulness. Parents will recognise the moment Mum walks in and surveys the damage in absolute silence. Episode length: approximately 14 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down Press play. The peanut butter is on the table. Dylan has just found the honey, the syrup, and the jam. Maya has not yet made the decision she is about to make. But she is getting there. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Granny Wars: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about family, rivalry, and the most dangerous question a baby can ask When a new baby is on the way, everybody has questions. Is it a boy or a girl? What will you call it? Will anyone sleep ever again? These are the ordinary ones. The ones everybody thinks about. But there is another question. A much more dangerous one. What will the grandparents be called? Sophie's two grandmothers-to-be get on brilliantly. They go for coffee together. They swap recipes. They once spent an entire Saturday choosing curtains and came back even more cheerful than when they left. So when the baby news arrives, everyone is delighted. Hugging. Crying. Cheering. And then, at exactly the same moment, both women say: I shall be Granny. And that is where the trouble starts. What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about family rivalry ever told. There are WhatsApp battles with increasingly unhinged display names. There are branded baby gifts, towering competition cakes, and lullabies that escalate from a gentle hum to a full choir with a man called Dennis who looks absolutely terrified. There are campaign leaflets, tote bags, rosettes, and an actual debate staged in the sitting room with a folded ironing board as the podium. And then, somehow, things get considerably more serious than that. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love family chaos, for parents who will recognise every single moment, and for anyone who has ever watched two people compete over something with absolute dedication and zero self-awareness. Children will love the escalating absurdity. Grandparents will feel personally seen. Parents will feel exhausted just listening. Episode length: approximately 14 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, family gatherings where this sort of thing has happened Press play. The grandmothers have just said Granny at exactly the same time. Dad has just taken a very big breath. This is going to take a while. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Three Billy Goats Buff: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about trolls, vanity, and catastrophic protein shakes Everyone knows the story of the Three Billy Goats Gruff. Three goats. One bridge. One troll. A lot of trip-trapping. The goats won. The troll lost. Everyone went home. But that was then. Because once you have defeated a troll under a bridge in a dramatic and very public way, people remember. Word spreads. And the Three Billy Goats Gruff decide that Gruff, while solid, while heroic, while undeniably a serious word, is simply not enough anymore. What they need is to become something bigger. Something bolder. Something impossible to scroll past. What they need is to become Buff. What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about vanity, social media, and the particular madness of trying to impress someone who will never be impressed. There are protein shakes made from things that should never be combined. There are muscles appearing in the wrong places. There are internet trolls doing what internet trolls do. And there is a chicken who ends the whole thing in a way that nobody sees coming. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love fairy tales twisted sideways, for families who enjoy clever comedy with something quietly true underneath, and for anyone who has ever tried too hard to look impressive and made everything considerably worse. Children will love the escalating absurdity and the deeply satisfying ending. Parents will recognise everything the goats are doing and feel personally called out. Episode length: approximately 13 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down Press play. The Three Billy Goats Buff are live under the bridge and taking questions. The chicken has just arrived. Nothing will ever be the same. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Pencil That Drew Tomorrow: a funny kids storytelling podcast about a magic pencil and catastrophically bad decisions Oliver Pike has forgotten his pencil again. This is not unusual. Oliver forgets quite a lot of things. PE socks. Reading books. His coat on a day when it is snowing sideways. But pencils are the main one. So when Mr Spindle hands him the last spare from his drawer, a battered, tooth-marked, slightly bent thing that has clearly survived several arguments, Oliver does what any irritated ten-year-old might do. He draws something in the margin of his maths book that he probably should not have drawn. The next morning, Mr Spindle arrives at school looking noticeably different. What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about wish fulfilment gone spectacularly wrong. Oliver discovers that whatever he draws becomes real the next day. He starts sensibly. Then he starts thinking bigger. Then he stops thinking altogether. And by the end of the week he is being called Britain's youngest entrepreneur by adults who have never met him, his face is on a billboard over the bypass, and someone wants to know whether he would prefer Tokyo, New York, or Dubai for the launch. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love magic with consequences, for families who enjoy clever comedy that builds to glorious chaos, and for anyone who has ever wanted something badly and then discovered wanting it was the best part. Children will love the escalating mayhem and the deeply satisfying ending. Parents will recognise the particular horror of getting exactly what you wished for. Episode length: approximately 14 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down Press play. Oliver has just picked up the pencil. He has absolutely no idea what he is about to draw. Neither does Mr Spindle. Although Mr Spindle is about to find out. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Boy Who Sneezed Through Time: a funny kids storytelling podcast about hayfever, headteachers, and accidental time travel Milo Crumb hates spring. While everyone else goes misty-eyed about fresh air and new beginnings, Milo goes misty-eyed for a completely different reason. Spring puts yellow dust on everything. Spring makes his nose feel as if someone has tickled it from the inside with a feather dipped in pepper. And this spring is the worst yet. The problem is Mr Grindle. The headteacher has one rule above all others. More important than no running. More important than no chewing gum. More important than the mysterious and never-explained ban on satsumas. No noise in the corridors. And Milo is standing right beside him with a sneeze that has been gathering itself all morning and has now decided it is in charge. What happens next takes Milo somewhere he absolutely did not expect to go. Several somewheres, in fact. Each one stranger than the last. Each one containing a version of Mr Grindle that is somehow both familiar and deeply wrong. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love time travel, ridiculous authority figures, and the deeply satisfying idea that a sneeze might be the most powerful force in the universe. Children will love the chaotic leaps through time. Parents will recognise the particular dread of trying very hard not to make a noise at exactly the wrong moment. Everyone will enjoy the ending, which arrives with the help of a new headteacher, a jar of menthols, and a school that finally learns to breathe. Episode length: approximately 15 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, hayfever season Press play. Join Milo and his catastrophic hayfever in a kids storytelling podcast that is funny, surprising, and unexpectedly moving for a story about sneezing. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Wafer Bones: a funny kids storytelling podcast about biscuit skeletons and snack crimes Bea Hart has a system. She eats the chocolate off KitKats and discards the wafer inside. Not in the bin. Not on a plate. She drops the naked wafer fingers wherever she happens to be. Behind the sofa. Under the coffee table. Once, disastrously, into a shoe. Her brother Max, who takes biscuits very seriously, is horrified. The wafer is the whole point, he says. But Bea disagrees. The wafer tastes like chewing a very thin bit of ceiling. Then one night, after Bea eats the last KitKat in the house without asking, she hears a sound from the hallway. Crunch. Click. Click-click. Something is being assembled. One piece at a time. Slowly. Carefully. At the top of the stairs stands a small skeleton made entirely of wafer bones. Her wafer bones. It lifts one arm and points straight at her. This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love a bit of gentle spookiness, sibling rivalry, and the particular horror of biscuit crimes coming back to haunt you. Children will love the creepy wafer skeleton and the twist about Max's involvement. Parents will recognize the passionate biscuit debates that happen in every household. Everyone will grin at the ending that suggests maybe Max was not working alone. Episode length: approximately 11 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, biscuit negotiations Press play. Join Bea and the wafer skeleton in a kids podcast episode that is funny, slightly spooky, and perfect for families who argue about the correct way to eat a KitKat. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Operation Sprout: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about one epic kitchen showdown Eight-year-old Maisie Muddleby has never eaten a Brussels sprout—and she has absolutely no intention of starting. Not even if it tap-dances, sings, or wears a tiny crown. But one evening, a very green, slightly smug sprout appears on her plate. And Dad, armed with a notepad and mysterious “official” forms, begins behaving in ways that are… suspiciously serious. Strange whispers, invisible teams, and escalating kitchen chaos follow as Maisie faces her biggest challenge yet. This funny children’s audio story is perfect for a kids podcast, bedtime stories, car journeys, or any time you want absurd humour, suspenseful fun, and heartwarming family antics. Children will love the playful nonsense, parents will recognise the delightfully ridiculous stakes, and everyone will grin at Dad’s unwavering commitment to the mission. Episode length: ~15 minutes Ages: 4–400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, dinner-table negotiations Press play. Join Maisie, the sprout, and Dad’s imaginary spy team in a kids storytelling podcast that’s ridiculous, warm, and surprisingly suspenseful. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Accidental Axolotl – a kids storytelling podcast adventure Meet Axel, a well-meaning axolotl with a knack for chaos. When Tilly Mudge steps away, Axel decides to tidy his tank. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Thermometers topple. Castles collapse. Gravel streams across the tank like a tiny underwater avalanche. Pip and Pop, the ever-suspicious shrimp, react with panic. Colin the snail offers his slow, measured advice. And Axel? Well, Axel tries his very best, which somehow makes everything worse. A heater swings, flakes fly, and a thermometer ends up stuck to his gill like a medal for very bad behaviour. Through bubbling clouds, frantic fixes, and underwater mishaps, Axel proves that even when disaster strikes, persistence, courage, and a little bit of chaos can make life… delightfully unpredictable. Kids and grown-ups alike will laugh, gasp, and cheer in this nine-minute story of mess, mayhem, and underwater heroics. Episode length: ~9 minutes Ages: 4–400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, or quiet moments in the chaos of everyday life Press play and dive into Axel's tank, where shrimp argue, snails judge, and one axolotl accidentally creates a masterpiece of mess, mischief, and laughter. Discover more wonderfully bonkers stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Koala Who Couldn't Cling – a kids storytelling podcast adventure Kevin Koala is a perfectly normal koala in every way—except for one thing. He simply cannot cling. Trees, fence posts, signs, even Ranger Bev's leg—everything slips from his grasp. No matter how hard he tries, Kevin just slides, and everyone around him can't help but watch with laughter and disbelief. But when a little sugar, peppermint, and fizzy mint lemonade enter the picture, Kevin's world changes. Suddenly, the slippery koala is blasting off, bouncing through the treetops, sticky, sparkling, and absolutely triumphant. It's a story of persistence, chaos, and discovery, told with humour, absurdity, and heart. This funny children’s audio story is perfect for kids storytelling podcasts, bedtime stories, family listening, or car journeys. Filled with sticky situations, fizzy burps, mischievous sugar gliders, and plenty of laughter, it shows that sometimes all you need is a little creativity—and maybe a lot of sugar—to find your footing. Episode length: ~13 minutes Ages: 4–400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, family chaos sessions Press play and join Kevin, Kylie Kookaburra, Wally Wombat, and a sticky, syrupy, sugar-fuelled koala in a kids storytelling podcast packed with laughter, chaos, and pure delight. Discover more hilariously bonkers stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Luna has started noticing the change jar getting lower. Not quickly. Not all at once. Just slowly, like a puddle shrinking in the sun. Coins come out for bus fare. School things. Plasters. Shampoo. And the jar keeps getting emptier. She tries not to count. But she notices. One evening, while Dad is making cheese on toast, Luna asks the question that makes the whole kitchen go quiet. What if you keep having to use the jar because of me? Dad stops grating at once. He puts the grater down very carefully. Then he says something unexpected. Oh dear. You have upset the change. What follows is one of the gentlest, most magical fun kids stories about worry, money, and the way a good parent can turn anxiety into wonder. Dad lifts down the jar, holds it to his ear like a seashell, and listens. Really listens. Then he announces that the coins are complaining. About being kept still. Because change is called change because it likes to change. He tips the jar onto a tea towel and begins to listen to what each coin wants to become. This funny bedtime story turns into something deeper as Dad explains what happens to treasure that never becomes anything. Pirates burying gold that never turns into bus fare or books or biscuits. Dragons sitting on mountains of coins in gloomy caves getting grumpy. Wishing well pennies waiting at the bottom, soggy and cold, for wishes that never come true. But coins that go out and become things? Those are happy. And the happiest change of all is the change that gets to look after somebody it loves. This kids storytelling podcast episode is for children who worry about money without knowing how to say it. For parents navigating tight budgets whilst keeping their children feeling safe. For families who need bedtime stories for children that handle difficult things gently. The relationship between Luna and her dad is beautifully drawn, full of warmth and the particular magic that happens when a parent protects a child from worry by making scarcity feel like purpose. Perfect for calming bedtime story time when you want something that settles softly, for family listening during quiet car journeys, or for audio stories for children that trust kids to understand difficult things wrapped in kindness. This bedtime story podcast episode is funny and magical and deeply, quietly comforting. More fun children's stories with heart at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com . Episode length: approximately 11 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 (though older kids will feel the deeper currents) Best enjoyed: bedtime, quiet moments, when someone needs gentle reassurance Press play. The change jar is getting lower. Luna is starting to notice. And Dad is about to turn worry into wonder.
Mum's Marathon – a hilarious kids storytelling podcast adventure In this uproarious kids podcast episode, Mum has signed up for a marathon—but she simply can’t run past anything that needs fixing. Not wouldn’t. Couldn’t. Her legs refuse to keep going if someone, somewhere, might need help. From rescuing cats stuck in trees to herding rebellious chickens, fixing fences, delivering packages, and even dodging runaway gnomes, Mum’s “training” turns into a spectacular parade of chaos, animals, and good intentions. No obstacle is too small, no animal too stubborn, and no neighbour too helpless for her helpful streak. This funny children’s audio story is perfect for a kids storytelling podcast, bedtime stories, car journeys, or family listening. It combines absurd humour, escalating suspense, and warm-hearted chaos, showing that sometimes you just can’t fight your nature—even at the finish line. Episode length: ~9 minutes Ages: 4–400 Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, chaotic family mornings Press play and join Mum, Gerald the cat, a flock of rebellious chickens, and a very determined goose for a kids storytelling podcast packed with chaos, courage, and unstoppable hilarity. Find more absurdly fun and heartwarming stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Alfie finds a magic lamp behind the skate ramp at the rec. It is dented, dull, and smells faintly of old socks and disappointment. Out pops a blue genie who speaks only in rhyme and offers three wishes. This should be brilliant. This should be the best day ever. Then Ben starts asking questions. What currency? Which bank? Old pounds or new pounds? Cash or transfer? What about fraud detection? What about inflation? Every answer creates ten more questions. The wish collapses under its own logic before it even begins. This funny bedtime story for kids spirals through increasingly desperate wishes. World peace. Best at football. Fame. Happiness. No weapons. Climate change fixed. King of the world. The perfect wish. Ben finds problems with every single one. Consequences. Loopholes. Unintended disasters. Alfie cannot fix them fast enough. The genie watches sadly as three hundred years of experience tells him exactly how this ends. What follows is one of the cleverest fun kids stories about overthinking, fear of consequences, and what happens when you try to control everything. Children who love logical puzzles will recognize themselves in Ben. Kids who just want things to work will feel Alfie's mounting frustration. And the genie's bittersweet ending lands somewhere unexpectedly moving for a story about magical wishes gone wrong. This kids storytelling podcast episode is for families who appreciate wit alongside warmth. For children who like their bedtime stories for children to be clever without showing off. For parents who want audio stories that spark conversation about choices and consequences without feeling like homework. The genie speaks only in rhyme throughout, which is a particular delight, and his final monologue alone in the darkness is genuinely poignant. Perfect for car journeys when older kids need something that rewards attention, for bedtime story podcast listening when you want something thoughtful, or for family listening that makes everyone think while they smile. This is fun children's stories with philosophical depth hidden inside the comedy. A calming bedtime story that builds chaos then lands somewhere quietly sad and true. More stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com . Episode length: approximately 21 minutes Ages: 4 to 400 (though older kids will catch more of the logic spirals) Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, moments when you want to think and laugh Press play. Alfie has just rubbed the lamp. The genie has just appeared. Ben has just opened his mouth. Nothing will ever be the same.
The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Hiccupping – a kids storytelling podcast adventure Oliver Pemberton's hiccups aren’t just hiccups, they are full-on, ceiling-scraping, gravity-defying launches that turn his life into a bouncing, chaotic spectacle. From flying toast to collapsing bookshelves, even the cat cannot escape the mayhem. Nothing and no one can stop him. That is, until Maestro Magnifico realises Oliver's hiccups are musical perfection in B flat. Join Oliver as his involuntary percussive antics transform the school talent show into a full-blown symphony of laughter, chaos and unexpected brilliance. Hiccups, piano crashes, xylophones and a bit of accidental jazz combine in an 18-minute story that proves sometimes your quirks are your superpowers. Episode length: approximately 18 minutes Ages: 5 to 500 Best enjoyed: breakfast chaos, afternoon laughter or any moment that could use a bouncing boy in B flat Press play and discover how hiccups can make music, mayhem and memories in this hilariously chaotic kids storytelling podcast. Explore more barmy adventures at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
The Sleeping Beauty Who Wouldn't Wake Up – a kids storytelling podcast adventure Princess Petunia has been perfectly fake-snoring for three whole months, and life in the castle is… delightfully inconvenient. From princes with cymbals, bagpipes, and chickens, to interpretive dances and questionable tickling attempts, every effort to wake her has spectacularly failed. Enter Prince Humphrey, who does the unthinkable: he climbs into her bed and falls asleep. Chaos ensues. Snoring shakes chandeliers, pillows fly, marbles roll, and Petunia discovers that sometimes, waking a prince isn’t about magic—it’s about managing utter absurdity. Through explosions of feathers, mechanical awakening machines, and kingdom-wide mischief, Petunia realises being awake can be infinitely more entertaining than being cursed. Kids and grown-ups alike will laugh, gasp, and cheer through this 16-minute story of royal misadventures, chaotic ingenuity, and a princess who refuses to be ordinary. Episode length: ~16 minutes Ages: 5–500 Best enjoyed: bedtime, rainy afternoons, or any moment craving chaotic hilarity Press play and join Princess Petunia, Prince Humphrey, a castle full of mischief, and a very clever cat in a kids storytelling podcast full of snoring, chaos, and laughter. Discover more bonkers tales at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: The Second Hand Shop Next Door Next door to Mr Morton's bookshop was a shop that confused everyone. It did not sell lamps or chairs or pre loved trousers. It sold seconds. Tickable, gleaming, magical seconds that could stretch a moment, save a lost opportunity, or let Lily, a girl who was always late, say the words she meant properly. Lily discovers the power of seconds, using them to tie shoelaces, finish homework and savour her favourite bits of books. But when too many seconds are used at once, time behaves strangely and Lily must learn that the best moments are the ones that make time irrelevant. Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be in it, not try to control it. Runtime: Approximately 14 minutes Theme: Time, patience and learning to savour the moment Join Shaun Morton for a whimsical and warm tale of magic, chaos and discovering that sometimes the best seconds are the ones you do not try to hold onto. Listen now and lose yourself in the story. Discover more wonderfully bonkers stories at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com .
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