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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 30 — Pandora's Box With Greyback running out of places to hide, Draco turns his formidable Legilimency upon Larsen, uncovering disturbing secrets about the conspiracy against Hermione. But as one dangerous chapter draws towards its conclusion, an intriguing lead on Pandora's box sends Draco and Hermione towards an elusive collector in Spain—and a rather audacious plan involving one of wizarding history's most legendary artefacts. Between ancient magical mysteries, questionable interpretations of the law, and an unexpectedly eventful autumn afternoon, the pair find themselves navigating territory considerably more complicated than their latest adventure. And as Samhain approaches, some things become increasingly difficult to leave unspoken. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , the beloved Harry Potter fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adaptation presents the romantic adventure in reshaped narrative prose while preserving its central story, characters, humour, and emotional developments. Pertinent Links Read the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Join our Discord community

Lily's Boy by SomewheresSword — Chapter 103 Hogwarts has become a fortress as Harry organizes training groups, welcomes new allies, and prepares for the battle that will determine everything. But with unfamiliar faces filling the castle and Voldemort's forces gathering beyond its walls, the question of whom to trust becomes increasingly dangerous. Luna struggles beneath the weight of countless possible futures, while a horrifying incident during training threatens the fragile sense of security within Hogwarts. As Harry searches for a way to draw Voldemort into a confrontation on his own terms, the approaching battle forces everyone to confront what they stand to lose. Amid the uncertainty, Harry and Draco find comfort in each other and in the family they've built, holding tightly to the precious moments that remain before everything changes. About This Production This episode presents a faithful reading of Chapter 103 of Lily's Boy , a Harry Potter fanfiction story written by SomewheresSword. The reading preserves the original story, its characters, dialogue, and emotional moments.

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 29 — The Witching Hour In the aftermath of a harrowing day, Draco retreats into the quiet of Malfoy Manor, only to confront a realization more terrifying than any threat he has faced: Hermione Granger has become dangerously precious to him. Professional boundaries, emotional self-preservation, and his carefully maintained independence are proving increasingly difficult to reconcile with what he actually wants. Then a chance encounter in the darkened corridors, an elderly cat with questionable hunting abilities, and an unexpectedly intimate conversation at the terrace window threaten to unravel everything. As Samhain approaches and the witching hour deepens, Draco discovers that maintaining their delicate equilibrium may be an impossible undertaking. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This retelling preserves the story's romantic tension, sharp humor, beloved characters, and unfolding mysteries while presenting the narrative in an adapted novel format. Pertinent Links Read the original story by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Join our Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

Lily's Boy by SomewheresSword — Chapter 103 Hogwarts has become a fortress as Harry organizes training groups, welcomes new allies, and prepares for the battle that will determine everything. But with unfamiliar faces filling the castle and Voldemort's forces gathering beyond its walls, the question of whom to trust becomes increasingly dangerous. Luna struggles beneath the weight of countless possible futures, while a horrifying incident during training threatens the fragile sense of security within Hogwarts. As Harry searches for a way to draw Voldemort into a confrontation on his own terms, the approaching battle forces everyone to confront what they stand to lose. Amid the uncertainty, Harry and Draco find comfort in each other and in the family they've built, holding tightly to the precious moments that remain before everything changes. About This Production This episode presents a faithful reading of Chapter 103 of Lily's Boy , a Harry Potter fanfiction story written by SomewheresSword. The reading preserves the original story, its characters, dialogue, and emotional moments.

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 28 — The Room Without Magic One spectacularly ill-advised kiss leaves Draco and Hermione scrambling to remember the professional boundaries they have just enthusiastically demolished. Both insist that alcohol is entirely to blame, although their increasingly awkward attempts to behave normally suggest otherwise. But romance must take a back seat as the hunter's moon approaches and Greyback's campaign of terror escalates. When a devastating attack at King's Hall sends Draco racing to Hermione's rescue, the confrontation takes an unexpected turn. Stripped of the magic they have always relied upon, they must survive through ingenuity, instinct, and a willingness to fight by decidedly unconventional means. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adapted telling follows Draco and Hermione through danger, sharp-edged humour, reluctant vulnerability, and an increasingly inconvenient romance. Pertinent Links Read the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Join our Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Author Summary: Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything. Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely. With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch. Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 27 — Champagne di Amore Draco Malfoy has spent weeks attempting to suppress his increasingly inconvenient feelings for Hermione Granger. Unfortunately, an invitation to an intimate black-tie gathering at Nott House threatens to dismantle what little remains of his carefully cultivated composure. Between Theo's questionable hospitality, old friends with entirely too much to say, and Hermione's devastating choice of evening attire, Draco finds himself navigating a night of champagne, dancing, and dangerously blurred boundaries. As the evening unfolds, the distance between professional duty and personal desire becomes increasingly difficult to maintain—and some feelings refuse to remain unspoken forever. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , originally written by isthisselfcare. This adaptation follows Draco and Hermione's slow-burning romance through a story of magical danger, sharp wit, unexpected tenderness, and the complications of falling in love. Pertinent Links Original Work: Read Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Community: Join the Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Author Summary: Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything. Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely. With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch. Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 26 — The Sphere of Light When an unexpected revelation from Ron Weasley leaves Draco questioning everything he thought he knew about Hermione's feelings, maintaining his professional indifference becomes increasingly difficult. But troubling evidence of Gunnar Larsen's attacks on researchers brings the danger surrounding Hermione's work into sharper focus. As Mabon approaches, Hermione prepares an ambitious expedition to twelve ancient dolmens, where powerful ley lines and forgotten magic may hold the key to her research. Between dangerous discoveries, familiar arguments, and moments of unexpected tenderness, Draco finds that protecting Hermione may be considerably simpler than protecting his own heart. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adaptation follows Draco and Hermione's slow-burning relationship through magical intrigue, unexpected danger, sharp wit, and increasingly inconvenient affection. Pertinent Links Original Work: Read Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Community: Join our Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Author Summary: Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything. Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely. With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch. Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 25 — The Last Place on Earth The attackers who stormed Hermione’s cottage have left behind a terrifying clue: every one of them was a werewolf. With Fenrir Greyback’s return confirmed and Hermione’s extraordinary research finally revealed to her closest allies, the Aurors must find a way to keep her alive without bringing her work to a halt. But finding somewhere safe proves unexpectedly complicated—until an offhand suggestion from Ron points toward the last place anyone would think to look. For Draco, the prospect of keeping Hermione close presents an entirely different set of problems, especially when a quiet evening, a chocolate cake, and a pair of magically transformed cufflinks begin testing the limits of his professional restraint. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adaptation reimagines the beloved slow-burn romance in immersive narrative prose while preserving its distinctive blend of wit, danger, and romantic tension. Pertinent Links Read the original fanfiction by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Join our Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Author Summary: Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything. Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely. With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch. Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 24 — Here There Be Monsters After the attack at King's Hall, Hermione finally reveals the extraordinary purpose behind her secret research: a potential cure for lycanthropy and other seemingly incurable magical afflictions. Draco can scarcely comprehend the magnitude of her ambitions, but his astonishment turns to dread when a familiar voice from the attackers' memories suggests that a terrifying enemy from the past may have returned. With Hermione determined to continue her work and Draco equally determined to keep her alive, the boundaries between professional duty and personal attachment grow increasingly difficult to maintain. And even a quiet night at the cottage offers little refuge from Draco's most inconvenient feelings. About This Production A Most Inconvenient Devotion is a narrated fanfiction adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love , originally written by isthisselfcare. This adaptation brings Draco and Hermione's romantic adventure to life through immersive storytelling while honoring the characters, humor, and emotional heart of the original work. Pertinent Links Read the original story by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own Join our Discord community

I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89. Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant. 1971 - 1995 This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise! Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigate Join My Discord: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Author Summary: Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything. Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely. With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch. Pertinent Links: Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY