Misery Loves Fantasy

Recorded a few days late, which gave Charley time to walk through a Las Vegas casino full of Eagles fans leaving a sports bar after a loss. He describes it as a top ten sports memory. Then we go back through the best waiver pickups of our careers. Sean picked up Victor Cruz at 12:55 on the Sunday of Week 1 in 2011 and got 1,536 yards out of it. He picked up Darius Slayton on Christmas morning in 2023, won the semifinal on an 80-yard garbage time touchdown, and did not speak to his brother again until the new year. And in 2013 he picked up a quarterback that his opponent had dropped four days earlier, then beat him with four touchdowns and a helicopter dive. Also: a guy who drafted six quarterbacks and two tight ends on autodraft is still alive in our 18-team guillotine league and has outlasted three people with decades of experience. Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on pace with Marshall Faulk and Marvin Harrison. Charley has Brock Bowers in all three of his leagues and has renamed every team accordingly. And Sean has thoughts about people who use therapy language without ever having been to therapy. Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for people who take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friends of 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance. New episodes weekly. CHAPTERS 00:00 Recording late 02:40 Guillotine: the autodrafters are still winning 09:00 One of the worst games I've ever watched 13:35 Walking past the Eagles fans 21:50 An undrafted rookie might start for Tampa 30:00 Only three players have started a season this hot 38:20 The best waiver pickups of our careers 51:50 Upon This Brock 56:40 Regret draft picks 1:05:30 The Dad Zone

Last week Charley said losing to Deshaun Watson would be a low moment for him as a sports fan, and then said it wasn't going to happen. It happened. So we flipped a coin to decide who got to be miserable first. Charley makes the case against Todd Bowles — 29th, 29th and 27th in pass defense, 2-9 since starting 6-2, and a scheme the rest of the league figured out four years ago. Then he ranks the eight worst bad beats in Buccaneers history, including Bo Jackson refusing to play for them, a Super Bowl trip lost to a rule the NFL changed the next offseason, and the season the locker room got MRSA. Sean needed 1.76 points from Malik Nabers on Monday night and had to wait three hours to not get them. Jaxson Dart got hurt, Caleb Williams got hurt, and the Bears scored three points a week after scoring 59. Plus: has a player choosing to rehab an injury instead of getting surgery ever once worked, and a panic meter on five guys who have done nothing through two weeks. Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for people who take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friends of 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance. New episodes weekly. CHAPTERS 00:00 The coin flip 01:10 The case against Todd Bowles 16:40 The 8 worst bad beats in Bucs history 25:30 The Giants, and Jameis 29:20 1.76 points 41:10 The Bears scored three 48:40 Panic meter 58:40 The Dad Zone

Week 1 is done and we're both, somehow, in a good mood about it. Charley paid for NFL+ Premium specifically to save money, then spent opening Sunday watching it fail on four different devices while holding a two-month-old in a sweater meant for a toddler. It ended on a piracy site. It ended worse than that, actually. Also: Sean's AJ Brown bet lasted exactly one week, Caleb Williams put up four touchdowns in the highest-scoring Week 1 game in NFL history, and Josh Allen has now had two passing and two rushing touchdowns in Week 1 three years running. Plus: eight players scored 30+ points this week, the most in 35 weeks. Sean makes Charley name the seven players who've led all flex scoring more than once in two years, and it does not go well. Bob got chopped from an 18-team guillotine league in the first week. And Sean plays 18 holes while actively vomiting. Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for people who take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friends of 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance. New episodes weekly. CHAPTERS 00:00 He can't hurt me for fifteen dollars 03:00 Caleb Williams put up 59 09:20 The Giants are actually good 19:50 Josh Allen has done this three years in a row 21:30 Guillotine: Hayden lives, Bob does not 30:20 Eight players scored 30+ 34:40 Name the seven 41:40 Real or fake: Week 1 breakouts 50:30 Misery of the week 59:20 The Dad Zone

An 18-team guillotine league. A new owner who accidentallyautodrafted five quarterbacks. And a trade offer sent late atnight by the man who runs the league. Charley prosecutes, Seandefends himself, and the jury of 16 leaguemates gets to decide.Also: LeBron takes the Polymarket check, Michigan gets bailedout by a clock nobody can find, and Sean pitches a fantasy appwith no projections — because nobody actually knows whetherDenzel Boston is going to score 7.7 points this week.Plus a Survivor-format fantasy league we're seriouslyconsidering building, our season bets, and The Dad Zone.Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for peoplewho take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friendsof 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance.New episodes weekly.CHAPTERS00:00 LeBron and the Polymarket ad06:00 Whatever happened at Western Michigan12:25 The trial of Sean Dooley40:00 A fantasy app with no projections44:40 A Survivor-format fantasy league50:00 Season bets1:04:00 The Dad Zone

Season two is here and we're already behind. Sean runs a game called Baby Don't Hurt Me: six draft picks so catastrophic they left permanent psychological damage. Justin Jefferson's 2 touchdowns. Brian Thomas Jr. going from WR7 to WR43. Stephen Ridley getting benched by Belichick in week one and never being heard from again. And the single worst pick in fantasy history, which somehow ended with Bob getting rescued by his own homerism. Then we set our bets for the season, settle up on how badly we did last year (Charley went 1-8), and find out that Charley's brother — who did not attend his own draft — won an 18-team guillotine league. Plus: we launch The Dad Zone. Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for people who take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friends of 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance. New episodes weekly.

Summary In this engaging conversation, Sean and Charley delve into the intricacies of fantasy football, discussing the thrill of winning, the pressure to perform, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with the game. They explore the dynamics of rivalries, the impact of coaching changes, and the importance of strategic decision-making. The duo also reflects on the lessons learned from the season, the value of late-round quarterbacks, and innovative playoff formats that could enhance the fantasy football experience.

In this engaging conversation, Charley Todd and Sean delve into the ups and downs of fantasy football, sharing personal experiences and insights on player performances, injuries, and the emotional toll of the game. They explore the unpredictability of outcomes, the importance of drafting strategies, and the role of luck in determining success. The discussion also touches on coaching dynamics and the future of fantasy football, culminating in reflections on the nature of competition and camaraderie in the league.

In this episode of Misery Love Fantasy, Charley and Sean dive deep into the emotional rollercoaster of fantasy football. Charley shares his frustrations over his team's performance, while Sean reflects on his successes and trade decisions. The conversation explores the psychological effects of fantasy losses, the importance of bye weeks, and the impact of injuries on team performance. They also discuss Joe Burrow's future and the significance of drafting strategies, all while navigating the intersection of sports and personal life. The episode concludes with a light-hearted banter about their experiences and reflections on the season.

Summary In this episode, Charley and Sean reunite after a vacation, discussing their experiences and diving into the world of fantasy football. They reflect on family dynamics, humorous encounters, and the challenges of managing fantasy teams during playoffs. The conversation shifts to player performances, trade evaluations, and the impact of injuries on team success. They also touch on the importance of consistency in fantasy football and the role of coaching. The episode concludes with thoughts on podcast metrics and the concept of peaking too soon in fantasy leagues.

In this episode of the Pat Dooley Show, hosts Pat Dooley, Eric Malone, and Charlie Todd dive into the ups and downs of the fantasy football season. They discuss the Ninja Creamy ice cream maker, the surprising performances of the New York Giants, and analyze player rankings across various positions. The conversation also touches on disappointing players, MVPs of the season, and predictions for the playoffs, all while maintaining a light-hearted and humorous tone.

In this episode, Charley and Sean discuss the ups and downs of fantasy football during Thanksgiving week, focusing on quarterback comparisons, the impact of injuries, and the importance of coaching. They evaluate young quarterbacks like Dart, Daniels, and McCarthy, and delve into the consequences of trades in fantasy leagues. The conversation also touches on the rise of JSN and the dynamics of the NFC South, culminating in a light-hearted discussion about their fantasy teams and strategies.

Summary In this episode of Misery Loves Fantasy, hosts Charley Todd and Sean Dooley dive deep into the ups and downs of fantasy football, sharing personal experiences from their leagues, discussing the impact of rookie players, and navigating the complexities of trades and commissioner responsibilities. They also engage in a rapid-fire segment identifying NFL teams they believe are frauds, while contemplating the future of their fantasy teams and potential betting opportunities.

In this episode, Charley and Sean dive into the intricacies of fantasy football, discussing trade strategies, player performances, and the emotional rollercoaster of the season. They share personal anecdotes about their fantasy leagues, highlight the highs and lows of player performances, and reflect on coaching decisions that impact player management. The conversation flows seamlessly from trade discussions to the excitement of game-winning moments, all while maintaining a light-hearted and humorous tone.

Andrew Whitney joins the show to talk about the halfway point of the fantasy season, playing multiple leagues, who the most tortured fan bases are, and where we expect to see a long list of barely starting 2025 QBs end up in 2026.

In this engaging conversation, Charley and Sean delve into the emotional rollercoaster of fantasy football, discussing how wins and losses can significantly impact moods. They explore the recent scandals in the NBA, coaching controversies, and the right to complain about fantasy outcomes. The duo also addresses the impact of injuries on fantasy teams, the struggles of the Giants' offense, and the controversies surrounding refereeing in the NFL, particularly focusing on the Eagles. They share insights on trade strategies and the dynamics of their fantasy league, culminating in a lively update on their gauntlet league.

Summary In this episode of Misery Loves Fantasy, the hosts dive deep into their personal struggles with fantasy football, sharing stories of injuries, player performances, and the emotional toll of being a fan. Pat expresses his long-standing frustration with the Seattle Seahawks and their management of players, while Sean shares his hatred for the Boston Red Sox as a Yankees fan. The conversation also touches on childhood memories related to sports rivalries, the emotional connections fans have with their teams, and the impact of injuries on their fantasy leagues. The episode concludes with a light-hearted discussion about their guillotine league and the teams they love to hate.

Summary In this episode, Charley and Sean dive deep into their shared misery of fantasy football, discussing injuries, trades, and the emotional toll of watching games. They explore the impact of player performance on their leagues, the frustrations of bad calls, and the controversial 'tush push' strategy used by the Eagles. The conversation is filled with humor, camaraderie, and a relatable sense of defeat that many fantasy football players experience.

Summary In this episode, Charley and Sean celebrate their fifth week of podcasting while diving deep into their fantasy football experiences. They share their frustrations with player injuries, the art of reverse jinxing, and the recent trade of Joe Flacco to the Bengals. The conversation also touches on Baker Mayfield's performance with the Buccaneers and the implications of Brock Bowers' injury. They wrap up with updates from their fantasy league and a humorous call to action regarding their friend Jimmy's performance.

In this episode of Misery Loves Fantasy, hosts Charley Todd and Sean discuss their fantasy football miseries, including losses to rivals and the impact of injuries on their teams. They delve into trade strategies, the importance of relationships in fantasy leagues, and the ethics of trade offers. The conversation also touches on player charities and controversies, providing a well-rounded view of the fantasy football landscape. The episode concludes with light-hearted banter about future trades and the dynamics of their league.

Summary In this episode, Charley and Sean dive deep into their experiences in the guillotine league, reflecting on their fantasy football teams and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it. They discuss the impact of injuries on players and teams, share insights on waiver wire strategies, and explore the balance between playing it safe (chalk) and going with gut feelings (vibes) in fantasy football. The conversation wraps up with final thoughts and predictions for the season ahead.