Snarky in the Suburbs

Stop the Presses – I’ve gotten a Dear Snarky letter with a topic I’ve never addressed before. It’s interesting – I’ll give it that. My Rant is the ongoing saga of the medical community hurting my feelings. It has to stop people. In the Observation department so many things are rattling around in my brain from thinking I saw my mom’s doppelganger in the grocery store parking lot to deadly grandmas. The Snarky Confession is about the merch. I need your good taste asap! If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab September reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

This my friends is a super fun podcast. First, we’ve got a juicy letter about a “infidelity intervention” and a pastor uncle who goes rogue on the pulpit. Be still my heart. My Rant is yummy and multifaceted and involves a mother-of-the-groom who says the bride and mother-of-the bride subjected her to a “humiliation ritual.” OMG! My Observation is random and involves silver, as in the silver you got as a wedding present. Is it an act of violence to melt it down for money? And the Snarky Confession is a light and fun story. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great September reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s a Two Snarky Letter Day! We start out with a letter about creating one big happy family and the other one is what I’m going to call Mother-of the-Bride wedding woes. My Rant is about Debbie Downers and Gloomy Guses. Ugh. The Observation deals with the current state of air travel. So, it’s come to this - duct taping passengers to their seat. What’s happened to the friendly skies? The Snarky Confession is super fun and I can’t wait to share it. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great September reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Just OMG on the Dear Snarky letter! It proves to me that maybe it’s a whole lot better staying single. My rant is about killer otters and bears that have no F’s to give. The Observation is all about perhaps one of the world’s worst mothers-in-law. I can’t stop thinking about this lady. Finally, in the Snarky Confession I share how my life is about to change. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

A woman called off her wedding three weeks before the big day and her grief isn’t just about a broken heart it’s about getting the groom and his “toxic” parents to pony up some cash. My Rant is about waving. Are we a nation that no longer waves? Am I a crazy waver? So many questions. The Observation is another discussion about kindergarten readiness. We’ve got problems people. We finish the pod with the Snarky Confession and it’s about my shame at letting a comment mess with my mind. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter that gave me the biggest icks. In my Rant I go off on the medical establishment - as in get better testing for your “elderly” patients. The Observation is where I ask the question how many bridal and baby showers or too many showers? And fresh from the Snarky Confessional it’s all about the merch. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Buckle up there’s a lot going on in this podcast. We start off with a Dear Snarky letter that as a parent I would be freaking out over. Then we already have an update from the mom that wrote us last week about how her grown daughters are shunning her because she’s divorcing their dad. The Rant and Observation are all about back-to-school. I go off on lunch shaming, mom shaming and how some schools are kicking it old school. In the Snarky Confession well, friends I have made it weird – yet again. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all this Dear Snarky letter proves being a mother can be a thankless job. Perhaps the most thankless. In the WTH? department I’m confused about the potty-training journey. It’s taken a detour to team diapers – for a very long time. My observation is about the royal family. Harry and Meghan are going back to England. The holidays are going to be very awkward. Do you think I’ll get a Dear Snarky letter? 😉 In my confession from the Snarky Confessional, I solve “The Case of the Screeching Woman.” Oh yeah, the Snarky detective is back. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that is sad, but I think the topic is something a lot of us can relate to. Then I have an update that is good and yet also a cautionary tale about dirt bag family members. For the rant I share when I thought I was dying. (#hypochondriacal) My observation is about wedding dress codes. (Yes, I’m talking about that again.) And in the Snarky Confession I’m questioning my daughter’s advice. 😱 If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re mixing this up today and starting off with the Snarky Confession. 😉 It’s a good one. Then we get to the Dear Snarky letter and just wow! What would you do if your sister-in-law was cosplaying being you? My Rant is about how green gingham pants and a blue gingham shirt launched hundreds of outraged comments. In the Observation are mega expensive dorm rooms losing their luster? Oh my! If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Welcome Snarky Squad! Today a letter writer is reaching out to all of us for advice about visiting a mother who she says is actively mean to her and has been most of her life. Yikes! My rant is about school supplies and people’s very raw emotions about the school supplies they buy going into the school supply closet and not being only for their child. I don’t get it. Isn’t sharing caring? My Observation is long and fun. We take a look at “old fashion” etiquette rules. My big question is are they old fashioned? I mean WTH? If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Would you abandon a friend that was going through a very difficult time? We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that examines that issue. Then brace yourself because I’m admitting that I might have given the wrong advice for three freaking years. Three years people! Of course it concerns weddings. Sigh. Next, my rant is about people who can’t get out of their own way when dealing with another person’s emotional pain. Finally, an eyebrow update. I promise, it’s not as lame as it sounds. 😉 If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’ve got a lot to talk about and it starts with the Dear Snarky letter. A little meeting at an attorney’s office to go over a will results in a mom getting some harsh words from her children. Justified or good intentions gone a little rouge? Then I share two letters from people who are doing a “top this” with their take on some recent Dear Snarky letters. One, you mark my words, is destined to be a Dateline episode. My rant is about doctors and being a woman of a certain age and then in the Observation I talk about something called “private wedding vows.” This one confuses me. Finally, in the Snarky Confession reality slapped me in the face in a Trader Joe’s parking lot. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Do we all need to take friendship course? Because based on the number of Dear Snarky letters I get about crappy friends I’m starting to think so. The letter today shows how a group of friends are being jealous shrews about how a 60 something woman chooses to spend the holidays. My rant is embarrassing because I had an epiphany this past weekend at the Apple Store that perhaps I’m as stupid as I’ve feared. In my observation my dental hygienist and I bond over weddings like just why on QR codes for wedding invitations? My Snarky Confession, is alas, not a tale of me riding an Orca bareback in the Pacific Ocean but rather an honest and open revelation that discloses just how old I really am. Three words – Murder She Wrote. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Just WTH on mothers-in-law wanting to be an eyewitness to the birth of their grandchildren? That’s our Dear Snarky letter and we’ve got an upset mother-in-law writing in. Next, and I’m very excited about this, we have an update from the woman whose relatives were “vultures” after the death of her mother. It’s juicy. My rant is all about wedding trends and most of them are downright ridiculous. Then because I love you best, my sweet podcast friends, I share a letter that I’m going to post on social media later this week from a mother-of-the-groom who was bamboozled/conned/deceived by her future daughter in law. We finish strong-ish with my confession about a wedding where the daughter didn’t have a say in anything. The mother totally took over and, of course, I’m talking about my mother. 😉 If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

I’ve got a Dear Snarky that will make you say, “Are you kidding me?” I’m calling it Dead Wrong and it deals with the passing of a family member and the eruption of not grief but greed. My rant is about dorm living and why do some moms stay in their daughter’s dorm. Like WTH? In the Observation department filed under “chronically online” I’m sharing a prenup we all need to tell our daughters and girlfriends about. Finally, we get to the Snarky Confession and let’s just say it resulted in my son tattletelling to my husband. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s the 100th Snarky in the Suburbs podcast! So, of course we have to celebrate with a freaky Dear Snarky letter that left me feeling very uneasy. As a palate cleanser we giddy up on over to a couple of juicy rants and then in the Observations I ask the question can you have an expectation of privacy in a marriage? The Snarky Confession proves I’m a liar because I said I wouldn’t tell any more stories about water or my family for a while. Oops. Sorry not sorry. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yay! We have two Dear Snarky letter updates and they’re both kind of juicy. I love that for us. Then after that fun I go on a rant about shopping. It’s mercifully short so don’t worry. Next up in the “I’m Chronically On-line” series I have a list of passive aggressive sayings that are big no-nos. Have I said all of them? Why, yes I have. We wrap things up with the Snarky Confession and it’s dorm room décor that costs more than a car. We’re going to have fun! If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with the Dear Snarky letter that I’m so in love with. It’s as if I’m talking to my mother. The letter even has the word uncouth in it which is one of my mom’s favorite words. Next up is a random selection of rants that just feels good to get off my chest. Then I move on to talking about “generational talents.” Spoiler: I'm not one of them. Finally, I close out with the Snarky Confession which is where I once again insert myself into someone’s personal business. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then honey run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

The Dear Snarky letter is a tear-jerker. A woman’s husband dies and his sisters who ghosted him during his illness are now contesting the will. Then we embark on a hike of doom and go even deeper on the Alpine Divorce. 😱 My rant is about freaking appliances. Why don’t they last longer??? I keep that mercifully short so we can quickly go to the Snarky Confession. It’s about the true-life tale of a Country Club Lifeguard and it’s juicy. If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then honey run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️ https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School , Trouble in Texas , Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom . Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texa s is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.