Tales of Harkshire

Episode Twenty Five: The Visitor A knock at the door. A letter on the mat. Two unfamiliar men waiting outside in a van. What began as a simple morning has unravelled into a spiral of stress, confusion, and a long, exasperating phone call. As our gossip wrestles with hold music, missed plans, and mounting tension, she finds herself faced with a situation she hadn’t anticipated - and can’t quite talk her way out of. Tune in for: Unexpected guests and a very inconvenient phone call A missed matinee and a slow unravelling of control One woman’s attempt to stay composed as her world edges sideway ☕ Enjoyed the episode? Support the show at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Twenty Four: The Brunch After an all-you-can-drink outing with the Good Grief Girls (and Gary), our gossip returns slightly worse for wear - but no less opinionated. From mimosas to mixed-up names, spiritual resentment to dating app disasters, she’s tipsy, tangled, and unfiltered. There’s love, loss, and a woman in a toilet skirt mishap. And beneath it all, a quiet confession: life without Keith isn’t just different - it’s disorienting. Tune in for: Bottomless brunch with bottomless grief, glitter, and gin A karaoke moment, a wardrobe malfunction, and a lot of confusion over Glenys The real cost of widowhood—and the dating disasters that follow 💚 Help keep the stories flowing: ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Twenty Three: The Rehearsal As rehearsals begin for The Impotence of Being Earnest: The Musical, our gossip finds herself navigating understudy duties, misfiring choirs, neon undergarments, and a poster typo that's gone far too far. With tensions rising and tempers flaring, she stays ever-ready for her moment in the spotlight - especially if Chip Shop Sue falters under the weight of her pickled onions. Tune in for: Onstage chaos, offstage ambition, and the tragic tale of Curly Wurly Windswept A masterclass in Received Pronunciation (or lack thereof) Behind-the-scenes scandal, musical mishaps, and choir members clumping like Morrisons shoppers ☕ Buy Daphne a cuppa (or something stronger): ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Twenty Two: The Fall A hospital visit reveals more than just medical concerns, as our gossip uncovers a world of ward politics, curious characters, and unexpected run-ins. In Harkshire, even a trip to A&E is an event. Tune in for: Hospital drama with a side of scandal Unlikely alliances and awkward encounters A tale of resilience, reputation, and ruined footwear ☕ Buy a brew for Harkshire at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Twenty One: The Donation With Keith’s wardrobe cleared and a generous donation made to the local charity shop, our gossip is feeling rather philanthropic. A trip to Our Lady’s Sign A Name Across My Heart I Want You To Be My Baby Orphanage charity shop sets off a chain of reflections… and judgments. On everything from village scandal to Cheryl’s bronzer choices. Tune in for: Vintage silk underpants A biting appraisal of Kinston’s town centre decline The eyebrow-raising legacy of Cheryl, charity worker by day, Mother Teresa by night ☕ Enjoyed the episode? Support the show at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at ✉️ info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Twenty: The Casting The cast list is out, and tensions are high. With dreams of stardom hanging in the balance, our gossip faces a harsh reality: the stage isn’t always as welcoming as one might hope. But in show business, the drama backstage is just as juicy as the performance. Tune in for: The heartbreak of rejection - or the triumph of success? Backstage politics and bold personalities One woman’s quest for the role she was born to play 💚 Help keep the stories flowing: ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Nineteen: The Swipe, Online dating has arrived in Harkshire, and our gossip is on the hunt for a wealthy husband to sustain her refined lifestyle. With Wendy from the post office as her digital matchmaker, she dives into the world of dating apps - crafting the perfect profile to attract a man of means. But as she swipes through potential suitors, she quickly discovers that not all gentlemen are as distinguished as they claim to be. From unsolicited photos to unexpected familiar faces in compromising positions, it’s a journey of shock, scandal, and a rather unfortunate super like. Tune in for: A crash course in modern matchmaking A vicar with very interesting hobbies The shocking revelation that some secrets are best left unswiped Buy Daphne a cuppa (or something stronger): ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Eighteen: The Psychic When the answers you seek aren’t in this world, there’s only one place to turn. A visit to a psychic offers more questions than closure - but in Harkshire, even the afterlife has its oddities. Tune in for: Unsettling encounters with the unknown Messages from beyond… or maybe just good guesswork A séance that’s equal parts spooky and spectacular ☕ Buy a brew for Harkshire at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Seventeen: The Audition Lights, music, drama - Kinley Village’s finest takes her first step towards stardom with an audition that promises to be unforgettable. But when the competition is fierce (or at least present), will she rise to the occasion or be upstaged by a surprise rival? Tune in for: The thrill of the stage and the sting of rejection Big dreams, bold choices, and interpretative dance One woman’s unstoppable pursuit of the spotlight ☕ Enjoyed the episode? Support the show at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Sixteen: The Desires With Keith gone, a new chapter begins, or at least, that’s the plan. From untapped ambitions to a bucket list with flair, our gossip is ready to reclaim the life she always dreamed of. The only thing missing? A little funding. Tune in for: Bold dreams and even bolder plans A quest for adventure, applause… and a new car The first steps towards reinvention, Harkshire style 💚 Help keep the stories flowing: ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Fifteen: The Wake Saying goodbye is never easy, but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off. Tune in for: Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies A widow determined to do things her way ☕ Buy Daphne a cuppa (or something stronger): ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Fourteen: The Knock A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea. Tune in for: A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles The perfect blend of tragedy and dry British wit ☕ Buy a brew for Harkshire at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) Tales of Harkshire Start Page TikTok Podbean Facebook Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode One: The First Earl, In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich and often questionable past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned. Tune in for: The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon. A deep dive into local customs, including turnip tossing and the Duke’s balls. The perils of uttering “St Patty’s Day” in polite company. With Norman’s dry wit and penchant for uncovering the absurd, this episode offers a captivating glimpse into the stories that shaped Harkshire - dragons and all. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces local historian - Norman Southton - of Hark University. Download today to stay informed on the latest in Harkshire! ☕ Enjoyed the episode? Support the show at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com Follow Tales of Harkshire on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

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Episode Twelve: The Weather, What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook. Tune in for: A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood. Media scaremongering, nipple metaphors, and the eternal struggle for a well-gritted street. The perils of rear-wheel drive when one’s Mercedes-Benz SLK meets the Devil’s Dandruff. The snow is falling, the roads are chaos, and Mr. Curshaw - recent widower and unexpected exhibitionist - is making quite the scene in the street. Just another day in Harkshire. An ode to British weather, suburban absurdity, and the sheer unpredictability of one’s neighbours. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident- and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip 💚 Help keep the stories flowing: ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Eleven: The Appointment, Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in! Tune in for: The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wrong. A grim discovery in Jord Moor (and Keith’s highly inappropriate take on it). A health-and-safety-heavy approach to marital relations that could double as a workplace induction. Between broken bourbons, PPE procedures, and the crushing realisation that passion and spontaneity are things of the past, this episode is a masterclass in British wit, social absurdity, and the eternal disappointment that is Keith. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip ☕ Buy Daphne a cuppa (or something stronger): ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Ten: The Dragon, In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport - a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions. Tune in for: A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport. A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fire-breathing kind, unfortunately). A fierce debate on eco-consciousness, luxury cars, and ethically questionable spandex. Bitingly witty, deliciously absurd, and packed with quintessentially British satire, this episode is a first-class journey into small-town snobbery, unexpected friendships, and the eternal battle between status and sustainability This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident -and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip ☕ Buy a brew for Harkshire at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Nine: The Betrayal, In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild. Tune in for: Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage. Side-splitting commentary on social climbing and scandal. A whirlwind of surreal humour and unpredictable twists. Delivered with our gossip’s signature biting wit, this episode is a chaotic delight, blending relatable drama with outlandish comedy for an unforgettable listen This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip- of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip ☕ Enjoyed the episode? Support the show at ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Eight: The Salon, In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury. Tune in for: A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism. Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities. A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity. Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident- and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip! 💚 Help keep the stories flowing: ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Seven: The Neighbour, In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue. Tune in for: A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.” A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition. Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony. Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip! ☕ Buy Daphne a cuppa (or something stronger): ko-fi.com/talesofharkshire Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd