How To Witch, Bitch!

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we welcome author, witch and former pathology technician Carla Valentine for a fascinating—and seriously macabre—conversation about death. From performing autopsies and preserving 200-year-old human remains to vampire burials, plague pits and the time a “dead” body sat up, Carla shares some unforgettable stories from her career. Plus, we explore the spiritual side of bones, catacombs and what the dead can teach us! --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Join The Coven Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Carla Valentine @past_mortems Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , Melissa sends in photos from the haunted house she grew up in—and Michelle spots some unexpected visitors. From mysterious coloured orbs and what they could mean to a dark mass lurking in the background, we dive into the strange things cameras can capture. Plus, paranormal protection under the doona, questionable hexes and the loosest horoscope segment that gets completely derailed by cake. --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Join The Coven Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , listener Robin brings her “dirty little secret” into the studio for a personal reading with Michelle. What begins with questions about career, relationships and embracing a new chapter takes an emotional turn when an unexpected spirit named Adam comes through—followed by powerful messages from Robin’s late father. Plus, could politics be in Robin’s future, and who might soon be sitting at the end of her bed? --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Join The Coven Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Robin Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , it’s all about you! Michelle and Moyra dive into listener questions covering psychic signs, crows, ringing ears, spirit messages, choosing your own wand, spiritual rituals and even the surprising similarities between witchcraft and religion. Plus, there’s a huge announcement—the How to Witch, Bitch! Patreon is here, bringing more spells, readings, bonus content and plenty more witchy chaos to the community! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we meet Melissa, a self-confessed storm witch who grew up on a seriously haunted property filled with mysterious orbs, voices, unexplained touches and a spirit asking her aunt to “come play.” Michelle explores the power of storm magic, including collecting storm water, cleansing, protection, manifestation and release spells—and explains why performing your magic safely indoors during a lightning storm is probably a very good idea! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Melissa Ferell Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we head to Canada to meet psychic medium Kaci, who shares what it was really like growing up in a haunted house! From hearing her little sister calling through a vent when she wasn’t there, to mysterious knocks behind the walls and unsettling paranormal encounters, Kaci reveals how a difficult childhood may have helped awaken her psychic abilities. Plus, Michelle talks shadow work, spiritual burnout and developing your gifts, before delivering the stars for the week. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Kaci Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week a listener from Minnesota shares chilling recurring dreams where her mother appears to drown and kill her—raising questions about past lives, soul contracts and unresolved trauma. Michelle explores the spiritual meaning behind the dreams, while the team also dives into the surprisingly popular topic of sex magic, haunted houses, mirror portals, and whether negative energy can attract unwanted spirits. Plus, hear this week's Lion's Gate Portal guidance, New Moon intentions, and your horoscope. It's one of our most fascinating (and blush-inducing!) episodes yet...! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Milly* Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you buy a haunted doll from an op shop? This week, Michelle shares a spooky family adventure searching for haunted antiques, answers a listener's question about being a Storm Witch, and explores the powerful Celtic goddess The Morrígan —a warrior deity of courage, transformation and protection. Plus, practical witchcraft advice, weekly star signs, and plenty of laughs along the way. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can guardian angels appear as ordinary people? This week, we hear an extraordinary true story from a listener whose life was transformed after a mysterious stranger answered a desperate prayer. Michelle and Moyra explore divine intervention, guardian angels, past lives, spiritual signs, and working with deities, before wrapping up with a powerful Full Moon in Aquarius ritual and weekly star signs. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Alexis Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can an ancient Egyptian symbol help protect your energy—and even reveal the truth? This week, Michelle explores the powerful Eye of Horus, its history, spiritual meaning, and a simple ritual for protection, clarity and uncovering hidden truths. Plus, we answer listener questions, chat about recurring dreams and past lives, and finish with your weekly star signs. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered if the universe could answer your questions through the pages of a book? In this episode, Michelle shares some of her favourite witchcraft books, covering everything from Green Witchcraft and modern magical practices to crystals, altars, and essential resources for anyone on their spiritual journey. You'll also find the full list of featured books in the episode description, all available through her Gold Coast store. We also explore the fascinating practice of bibliomancy—the art of opening a book at random to discover guidance for a question or challenge you're facing. You'll learn how this simple technique can be used with almost any book to uncover fresh insight and inspiration. Along the way, we answer listener questions about the spiritual meaning of ringing in your ears, discuss soul contracts, and share practical relationship advice from a witch's perspective. Whether you're just beginning your witchcraft journey or looking to deepen your spiritual practice, this episode is filled with magical insights, practical wisdom, and plenty of book recommendations to inspire your next chapter. BOOKLIST The Altar Within / Juliet Diaz The Green Witch Illustrated / Murphy-Hiscock Celtic Cauldron / Nicola McIntosh The Modern Witchcraft book of Crystal Magick / Nock --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As always today we kick off discussing your feedback.. everything from Evil Eye experiences, to connecting with spirits as a child, to releasing energy as a beauty therapist! We spoke with Michaela recently about the Evil Eye in Italian witchcraft.. today, Michelle shows a different way to test for a curse or hex using a Celtic method.. on Moyra! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First off today, we enjoy your feedback about being kidnapped… as a larger person…! Michelle shares a little insight into how she has kept her husband around all these years, and we discuss who would make the cut if we started a coven! Then we have a fascinating chat with Ashley - about her recent ‘witchy awakening’ – she had been firmly closed off to spirituality her whole life, but now she is ready to listen and things are falling into place.. Michelle also explains in depth how she had a conversation with a fish. We’d like to say it makes sense when you hear it, but we’re still not entirely sure ourselves…. Anyway, enjoy! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Ashley @aerialdancerr Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we read through your comments & feedback – everything from Michelle’s pronunciation of ‘Hecate’, to traditional spitting on brides, taking on the feelings of clients, and what it means when a Sigil falls! Then we welcome Nicola for a tarot reading – covering love and home life, business partners, and important messages from her late mother. We also discover a very unconventional but exciting family dynamic in the making…! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Nicola Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we discuss the meaning of Grey feathers, as well as some birthday present ideas for witches! Then we meet TJ, who had a very weird thing happen… she was sitting on her bed - on a phone call, home alone, and felt something grab her shoulder! Is it a ghost or spirit? A recently passed family member? And who is Craig?! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: TJ Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week it's all about FREYA - goddess of spirituality.. self love, self worth, honour. We explain how she can help you in many ways.. including taking a bath on a Friday! She is also helpful for women experiencing perimenopause. Michelle shares a handy chant you can use for this too. We also explain the Pagan history of the days of the week and how to maximise them for your advantage - we answer a heap of your questions and comments! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we are joined by Italian Witch Michaela - to explore the rich traditions of Italian witchcraft, the significance of the Evil Eye, and practical spiritual hygiene practices. Michaela shares insights into her heritage, folklore, and how to incorporate protective rituals into daily life. We chat about how you might get the Evil Eye - how to avoid absorbing negative energy from someone - and how to diagnose it! Keywords Italian witchcraft, evil eye, spiritual hygiene, folklore, protection rituals, ancestral magic, witchcraft practices, cultural heritage --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Michaela (@grittyguidance on Instagram) Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode we discuss the ancient Greek Goddess Hekate (or Hecate) - a symbol of inner strength, intuition, and useful if you want to transform something or move forward. We chat about how to call on this deity, how Michelle uses her, and how you can invoke her help with decision making! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we are joined from the UK by Lisa Hedley - a Psychospiritual Counselor, Transformation Advisor, and Hand Analyst with over 39 years of spiritual practice. Her work integrates psychology, spirituality, and intuitive insight to help people uncover and integrate the shadow self, dissolve limiting patterns, and reconnect with their inner wisdom and higher purpose. We chat about shadow work, emotional healing and uncovering life patterns and purpose. Lisa also analyses Michelle and Moyra's hands.. with some very interesting results! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Visit lisahedley.com Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Lisa Hedley Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So apparently our realisation we are both from the same city in New Zealand resonated with you.. we had hundreds of comments about that! It’s also nice to hear how many more people listen to us while doing boring household chores.. This week we chat love spells, witchy books worth reading, and offer up a ritual for mothers, past or present, for Mother’s Day. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Digital Studio ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.