Welcome to Elden Dogs, a podcast discussing the lore of Elden Ring! Whether you're a longtime member of the Roundtable Hold or just starting your journey through the Lands Between, Elden Dogs bids you welcome. Each week, we dive deep into the rich lore, epic gameplay, and secrets of FromSoftware’s masterpiece. Join us as we explore the vast open world, discuss the lore of items, and unravel the mysteries of the Erdtree. Elden Dogs is your faithful companion on the path to becoming Elden Lord. A proud member of The Dogcast Network!
Patreon Release Date: Mar 20th 2025 Part 10 of the Bestiary features a bunch of heavy hitters. We go to Messmer's bedroom and beat up that nerd. After a strange night of camping, we punch Midra is his fiery nose. And Radahn steals our lunch money. This episode is coming 3 days early because we love and appreciate you. Sorry for the various episodes having a variable release schedule lately. Things will settle down soon! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jul 20th 2025 Shadow of the Erdtree brings a whole new batch of magical nonsense to fling at your enemies. Sorceries now include space rocks and a massive pair of twin moons, while incantations let you fling little fire snakes or throw healing spells from a distance! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025 Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished! The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025 Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land. The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025 Weapons Covered: Reapers Whips Hand-to-Hand Arts Fists Claws Beast Claws Throwing Blades Perfume Bottles Torches Shields To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025 The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow. Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band? To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025 Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024 How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between. In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the Elden Beast. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: May 18th 2025 Weapons Covered: Great Hammers Colossal Weapons Spears Great Spears Halberds To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: May 24th, 2024 Our journey through the various friends and not-so-friends of the Lands Between continues as we venture into the Mountaintops of the Giants! First, we stop in the beautiful ruins of Zamor to discuss basketball! Then, we reminisce on House Hoslow and the trouser-less heroes of their house. Finally, we talk a whole lot about fire. Fire giants, black flames, and fires on top of your head!
Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025 Tarnished go Bonk! Weapons Covered: Axes Greataxes Hammers Flails To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024 There's a lot of enemies in this game! Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between! We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village. Writhing rotmounds and spiritcaller snails, we talk about a whole lot of disgusting filth! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025 Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood! Weapons Covered: Thrusting Swords Great Thrusting Swords Curved Swords Curved Greatswords Backhand Blades Katanas Great Katanas Twinblades To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024 The Underground Cities. You fear to go beneath the Lands Between. The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants. The Bestiary continues Tarnished! In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Underground Rivers, the cities of the Nox, and the Moonlit Altar. Watch out for the Basilisks... To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024 Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between. These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024 Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia! We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024 Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets. Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023 Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues! In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game. We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots. Caelid has a strange beauty, but these enemies are both vile and horrifying! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025 How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll? Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025 In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type. In Part 1 we cover: Daggers Straight Swords Light Greatswords Greatswords Colossal Swords To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social Email: hairofthedogcast@gmail.com Write us a review! We appreciate your support!
