Time For Pie

Published by Pie Industries

Comedy
Comedy Interviews

Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis talking about everything important

Recent episodes

Real Emergency Calls with EMTBadge502

Jul 28, 2026

EMTBadge502 joins the podcast to tell unbelievable—but very real—stories from life as a 911 dispatcher, EMT, and first responder. From bizarre emergency calls and hilarious patient encounters to serious trauma, COVID-era EMS, and what dispatchers actually deal with every day, this episode is packed with stories that sound too crazy to be true HOT SALT goes on everything and makes it taste better than ever! Get yours at firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to save money on your quest to make everything delicious 00:00 Intro & carb overload 01:37 Meet EMT Badge 502 03:26 Becoming internet famous 06:09 COVID and becoming an EMT 09:15 The viral "don't put that there" videos 10:33 Objects people get stuck inside themselves 17:00 The injuries EMTs see constantly 19:08 Worst homeowner decisions 22:01 Sponsor 23:01 First major trauma call 30:40 EMS superstitions 33:17 Marijuana emergency stories 36:31 Dispatching home invasions 40:05 Childhood burglar story 46:46 Growing up around thieves 52:14 Extreme overdose stories 55:14 State park security stories 01:02:38 Becoming a full-time creator 01:05:00 Leaving restaurant work 01:08:24 EMT school 01:12:15 Military plans that never happened 01:12:47 Where to find Badge 502 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MeatCanyon Reveals What's Behind the Meat - TFP 162

Jul 21, 2026

Papa Meat joins the show for one of the funniest conversations we've had. We dive into his massive Discord Mods production, building movie-quality puppets, running multiple YouTube channels, creepy fan encounters, AI replacing artists, horror movies, heavy metal, traveling, and bizarre internet culture. Hot Salt is so good, it might be the only reason your marriage hasn't fallen apart yet. Visit https://firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to keep your food tasting amazing and some money in your pocket Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code PIE to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s https://TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code PIE. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Alien of Extraordinary Ability? - Georgie Leahy

Jul 14, 2026

What happens when a British actress, singer, circus performer, and professional fire breather moves to Hollywood with no job, no friends, and a dream? Hot Salt is exactly what your food is missing and your tongue is begging for. Give it a try at https://firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to SAVE Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code PIE at https://Bubsnaturals.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Tuna Slapped Heather Around Offshore

Jul 7, 2026

Deep-sea fishing, tuna bruises, Texas drivers, childhood injuries, and the best dump of Caleb’s life. Firecracker Farms HOT SALT. Makes EVERYTHING taste better (food only please). Use Code MILK to save money and give your mouth the gift of flavor a https://firecracker.farm For a limited time only, new customers are getting an insane deal. Use code PIE to get 40% Off at G- L- D dot com. That’s 40% Off with code PIE at GLD.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. It’s time to lock in and upgrade your style this summer with GLD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hide Dead Bodies the Correct Way TFP 159

Jun 30, 2026

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Would You Let the Homies Hit? TFP 158

Jun 23, 2026

What would you actually do if you woke up as the opposite sex for one day? Firecracker Farms HOT SALT is the best thing you could give dad to put in his mouth, even if you order now he will forgive you for the late gift. Tons of flavor and just as many blends available at https://firecracker.farm Save some money with Code: MILK Give Lucy a try if you want the most flavorful pouch in the game. Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High Mileage Holes - A Love Story TFP 157

Jun 16, 2026