Published by Joe Harris
Joe Harris walks you through the wildly unique and fast-paced format of Guillotine Fantasy Football. With new guests every week and easily digestible information, this is your one-stop spot for everything you need to dominate your guillotine league!
Listen on Apple Podcasts1 hr 14 min
How does a guillotine draft strategy look in practice? We cover 4 different ways to go about it, talking about the best late round picks and team chemistry
1 hr 49 min
Patrcik Mahomes is going later than he ever has, Ladd McConkey is getting bounceback hype, Jaylen Waddle may break the Broncos offense wide open, and the Raiders are there too. Kent Weyrauch joins me to talk AFC West and his performance in the FantasyGazette Memorial Guillotine League!
1 hr 42 min
We kick off our summer series where we look into each division and break down which players should be on your guillotine radar. Make sure to check us out on Youtube as well to see some cool graphics and watch me die choking on water like an idiot at minute 52!
1 hr 24 min
Honestly, probably not a lot! But can Ben Ditlevson and I talk about it for an hour and a half anyways? You bet! We discuss the abysmal Simpson pick (Rams fans, the Lakers are still playing- it's okay), excitement for Tate and Tyson, and of course the Next Clyde Edwards-Helaire: Jadarian Price! Get all that and more!
1 hr 2 min
The game has been changing over the last few weeks and it changes the most this week. It's not about scoring a ton of points in a vacuum, your team needs to match up against your opponent! Play those matchups, and listen here to find out how! Good luck this week! Thank you all for a great season!
15 min
I love that I don't have to talk about Audric Estime this week. But, if you didn't have Puka, it's time to make some adjustments! Listen in to find out what they are. Good luck, and don't get last!
47 min
It's a hard part of the season! No fantasy podcasts are talking about whether to start Puka Nacua or Ceedee Lamb, they're too busy talking about 'Emanuel Wilson' and 'Devin Neal'. Get the discussion about the studs at the top of the fantasy landscape here- because that's all that's left in your league! Plus, stick through to the end for a few matchup-managing tips to keep you ahead of the team below you!
43 min
Gonna be honest I get tired of writing these descriptions I may just start shitposting in the descriptions. 5 new spotify followers and I'll do it!
57 min
Steve joins me to help you all, how does he put it? "Climb the ladder of fantasy football." In reality we just spend way too long talking about whether Davis 'The Neck' Mills is gonna get Nico Collins to 12 fantasy points on Thursday (he will trust me).
47 min
You guys want to see me start Alec Pierce again? This episode breaks down a few strategies going forward for the guillotine season and I get really excited about Alec Pierce.
1 hr 2 min
Shane and I work out the absolutely most terrifying week 8 fantasy starts to get you through the hell of 6 teams on bye. Tune in to hear all about Cam Ward, Tyler Algeier, and of course Alec Pierce (I told you they were scary!) and also hear us break down a particular listener's lineup dilemma.
1 hr 14 min
I found another analyst who says sit Derrick Henry this week, surely our combined ball knowledge will prevail and he wont average 2 yards per carry but still score a touchdown! Surely! Gridiron Greek joins the show this week to discuss options like Hunter Long and Jake Tonges while he explains that Wong Teasers are NOTHING like how they sound! (No idea why there is video of the notes doc but it's there! Enjoy!)
7 min
I want you all to know that in the description of the episode, the Spotify upload portal says "What do you want your audience to know?" and this week I want my audience to know that Justice Hill is outscoring Derrick Henry in full PPR.
34 min
No guests today :( just me talking about what situations it's okay to start Sterling Shepherd over Jamar Chase.
52 min
Mike Kash is the most recent elimination from the Fantasy Gazette Memorial Guillotine league! His punishment is talking with me about his failures and having to make some nasty pulls on start/sits (which is what this program is all about babey!) Listen in to hear all about why Jalen Nailor is better than AJ Brown and Hunter Renfrow should slot in over Brian Thomas Junior!
56 min
Part 2 of the great long recording session with Ben Cummins earlier today! Starts, Sits, Sells, Stashes, and Drew Lock tangentially causing my sister to become a single mother! (Don't believe me? Listen in!)
56 min
Ben and I sit down to discuss the unfortunate series of events that led to his demise in the Fantasy Gazette memorial guillotine league, and we start the Start/Sit discussion (you'll have to get the rest of it in part 2!)
1 hr 15 min
Looking for tips, strategies, and other guillotine fantasy football advice? Look no further! 3 years and 9 leagues worth of experience condensed down into an hour and 15 minutes. Find me on twitter to join a Dont Get Last Guillotine League!
1 hr 9 min
I talk about the first two rounds of my recent guillotine draft featuring fantasy football Twitter celebrities!
52 min
The Don't Get Last Guillotine Podcast is back for season 3! We kick it off with an interview and season review, along with breaking down how guillotine fantasy football works. Excited to be back! You should check out the Twitter for updates!