Our Secret Bookshelf

Enjoy this one from Season 2 (originally published on June 21st 2024). We had fun recording this one - but it was our least listened to of the season. Join Faith and Jaylynne as we question how exactly DID Jeremy die? Jurassic Submissive by Sophie Stern OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

This was originally published on July 5th, 2024. One of our most popular of the 2nd season! Enjoy! Join Faith and Jaylynne as we find out that this book has no fluff, except for Mr. Jingle’s bunny slippers. Mr Jingle by Layla Fae OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne we learn how to massage the prostate… Dick Fight Island by Reibun Ike OSB = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

**Flashback to our first season. This one was originally published on August 11th, 2023. It was our Tentacle Era. Enjoy :-) Join Faith and Jaylynne as we read about a stupid intern, who works for a stupid boss, and has a stupid girlfriend...Oh and there's sex-crazed tentacle monster in this book too.I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle In My Butt by Edward NaughtyIf you have any suggestions for books weshould read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know whenfuture Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we geek out to this Lit RPG featuring Carl and Princess Donut. Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman OSB = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

**Bringing back a classic from Season 1! (Originally aired Season 1 Episode 2 - February 24th, 2023) Join Faith and Jaylynne as we explore Stacy's vagina. It's a typical love story about a small man who is forced inside a giant woman's vagina and enters a whole new world...of jelly people(??)The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick IIIIf you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.comPlease Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts

Join Faith and Jaylynne go on grand adventures that include dragons, unicorns, and sentient beings. Dungeons, Dragons, and Buckaroos by Chuck Tingle OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we share our favorites (and not so favorites) of Season 3. If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we hate on half this book. Christmas on Crack by Carlton Mellick III OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they wonder “what about Chad?!” Frisky by Lauren Biel OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they struggle to embrace the cringe of this meaty (gag) story. Basted by Abby Hunter OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they spend time on Etsy searching for crochet penises. Corny by Sabrina Cross OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Hallopeen by Holly Wilde Join Faith and Jaylynne as they learn new Halloween Legends…and that they will always make sure all the candy is out of the bowl by midnight. OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Sea son 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at Maisie Ann to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera Valentine OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023) Her field gets plowed Join Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at MaisieAnn to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera Valentine OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books weshould read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know whenfuture Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join us as Jaylynne discovers why she will never use a spatula at Faith’s house again… Rake by Nicole Parker OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they come back to the word of sentient cutlery. Spooned by Ruth Cardello OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they redundantly complain about the redundancy of this redundant book. Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they have vastly different ratings of this splatterpunk book ****WARNING – This book is VERY graphic and while we don’t talk A LOT about the graphic parts, we do share a few things that maybe disturbing. Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps by Layla Moon OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they dissect the lives of three elves looking for some orc fun..both small and large orc fun… 😉 Girls Weekend by C.M. Nascosta OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they read the *REAL* Captain America origin story! Forked by Ruth Cardello OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)