Published by Bone to Pick
What is grinding your gears that you need to get off your chest? Weekly podcast staring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi with Mike Albanese settling the big and small annoyances in life.
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Starting Feb 2, 2026, www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast is now the only place you will be able to get Bone To Pick! In this emotionally charged and hilariously unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi announce a major shift for the show while doing what they do best—venting about the everyday annoyances that drive them insane. As they explain why this is the final free YouTube episode and move fully to Patreon, the conversation turns into a surprisingly heartfelt reflection on loyalty, creative burnout, and keeping something alive simply because it's fun. Along the way, they unleash classic "bones" about Zoom meetings, performative parents at kids' sports games, customer service accents, and the strange social pressure not to laugh at dumb-but-funny things. Get 15% off ALL collectibles with code BONE at http://RotellaResale.com
55 min
In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of "flu" and "shooting something." What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child with frightening plumbing capabilities, and the emotional rollercoaster of being furious while oddly impressed. From tree-trunk poops to towel shortages, the episode leans fully into the absurd realities of parenting. The conversation then pivots to Mike's long-simmering rage over upselling—especially gym trainers who ambush you mid-treadmill and timeshare salespeople who will not accept reality. Join the Patreon at Patreon.com/bonetopickcast Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code BONE at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE
58 min
The Bonefathers spiral from sports trash talk into a surprisingly intense debate about travel math, airport lounges, and whether flying to D.C. is actually faster than driving. Once the bones start flying, nothing is safe—back-scratching etiquette, shirtless guys at freezing football games, Starbucks addiction culture, misspelled names on coffee cups, toothpaste betrayal, and the psychological profile of people who look like they might whisper "secret racism" in your ear. It's fast, loose, brutally honest, and packed with classic Kelly rage and Virzi logic gymnastics. Go to http://HelloFresh.com/bonetopick10FM to get 10 free meals + a free Zwilling knife. Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast
43 min
On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go fully feral over one of life's most universal frustrations: when you do someone a favor and they somehow still find a way to complain. What starts as a casual rant about free tickets quickly escalates into a brutally honest breakdown of entitlement, gratitude, and why certain people should be permanently removed from your "hookups" list. From TSA inconsistencies and customs hypocrisy to Yelp reviewers who "hate to do this" but absolutely love doing it, the guys dissect modern annoyance culture with zero mercy. Along the way, they dive into workplace night crews undoing progress, lint balls inside socks, leather furniture betraying your body, and engineers ruining perfectly good inventions. It's a classic Bone to Pick episode—raw, unfiltered, deeply relatable, and fueled by righteous anger, childhood trauma jokes, and just enough self-awareness to make it all hilarious. If you've ever muttered "are you kidding me?" under your breath today, this one's for you. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/BONE Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast
47 min
The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into the petty frustrations that somehow unite us all—relationship cringe, holiday gimmicks, restaurant betrayals, and the subtle social crimes that make New Year's Eve unbearable. What starts as playful griping quickly turns into explosive storytelling, savage crowd psychology, and an unforgettable forensic breakdown of the most disturbing bathroom video you've ever heard described. The show thrives on the perfect mix of observational comedy, righteous anger, and chaotic riffing that feels like overhearing the funniest table at the bar. From Yankee swaps gone wrong to party guests who bring guitars, babies, or unwanted commentary, this episode captures why complaining can be a public service. If you've ever left a party angry, confused, or questioning humanity, this one's for you. Get 15% off ALL collectibles with code BONE at http://RotellaResale.com Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/BONE Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast
1 hr 2 min
It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the emotional landmines that come with trying to keep everyone happy. Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon @ patreon.com/bonetopickcast
46 min
What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it's locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs calling everyone "chef." Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK
47 min
For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK
53 min
The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.
48 min
On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby's emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea "Rent a Man" to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp fan bones and a killer video bone about Gen Z crying at work. It's chaotic, hysterical, and painfully relatable—packed with sports-fan etiquette, dog-owner delusion, generational culture wars, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only two veteran comedians can get away with. Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year and get up to 47% off by going to https://www.ridge.com/BONE #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Join the Patreon patreon.com.bonetopickcast
46 min
In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast
53 min
Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they're arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul's epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clueless booking agents, and an early-morning radio interview gone wrong. From there, the comics tackle fan-submitted "bones" about lotto lines, bad packaging, driveway blockers, and urinal etiquette — all with the same brutally funny honesty that makes the show addictive. Support the show by going to http://hims.com/BONE Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast
46 min
From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap ("you stupid marble wooden cap!"), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they're cooking people's brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted "bones," including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors laughing in hospitals. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast
40 min
From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial "bone" about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful) debate about identity, confusion, and comedy. Add in fan-submitted grievances, a wild "video bone," and the duo's unbeatable chemistry, and this episode is equal parts chaos and catharsis. Whether you're here for the laughs, the logic, or the lunacy—this one's guaranteed to leave you yelling, "I've got a bone to pick!" Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast
43 min
Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse's "I'm taking a shower" to the unspoken chaos of men's public bathrooms, the duo breaks down relationship misunderstandings, bathroom boundaries, and social taboos that everyone secretly thinks about but never says out loud. With fan-submitted "bones to pick" about parking lot stalkers and questionable handicap stall etiquette, the laughs never stop. Between Paul's meticulous neuroses and Bobby's wild outbursts, this episode delivers the perfect mix of stand-up-caliber storytelling, relatable frustration, and laugh-out-loud truth. Join our Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast
43 min
Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick . The guys dive into hilarious "bones" from fans, covering everything from DoorDash delivery etiquette to lint-covered pens and the plague of dashboard rubber ducks. Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast
48 min
Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life's everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby's grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul's early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about "leaf peeping," Thanksgiving-every-day restaurants, shoeless breakfast buffets, and why wrestling should never air on ESPN. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast
40 min
In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul's failed attempt to say "habitual" (landing on "provitual") to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The duo riff on everything from cheap socks and broken binders to calling your mother-in-law "Mom," while Mike chimes in with perfectly timed fan "bones." The conversation hits moments of pure absurdity and surprising heart—especially when Bobby recalls his rough school years and the ritual of signing big deals with a $350 Montblanc pen. Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast
41 min
This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just "playing for fun." From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted "bones" keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you've done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you've ever been annoyed by life's smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one's a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE
42 min
This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don't dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, and why store security tags make honest shoppers feel like criminals. With fan-submitted bones adding extra fuel, the laughs get bigger, the rants get sharper, and nothing is off-limits. Whether you're here for outrageous personal stories, brutally relatable complaints, or just to hear grown men argue about towels and belt loops, this episode proves once again why Bone to Pick is the therapy session you didn't know you needed. Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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