Rebel Daydreams

When a medieval peasant gets her hands on an AK-47, chaos ensues. Only time will tell how he uses it or abuses it. Hint: she abuses it. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Introducing the Ak-47. The draw of power corrupts a poor soul named Gleb 02:35 - Moby Duck. The White Duck and the obsession with it leads to catastrophe. Spoilers? Not really. We know how this goes. 11:40 - King Gleb. With an AK-47, Gleb has become King. What will he do with the titles? Sit comfortably? The lure of the AK-47 is irresistible... 12:58 - Show Announcement 15:05 - Gordon Ramsay Hospital Food. Gordon is upset about meatloaf in the ICU. 16:45 - Romance Writer Pitch Room. Romance novelists ask strong questions, like, what are the best synonyms for hoo-haa and pee-nor? Do they have to do with meat? 20;44 - Additional show announcement. 21:39 - Gleb's deathbed. An Ak-47 will only get you so far in life. You can't take it with you. But somebody will take it, perhaps. CREDITS - Dr. Rebel as the hosts and the Gleb narrator - Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as a generic wizard and as captain AMAB, the captain of the Pee Sod hunting Moby Duck. And also as Moby Duck. And Gordon Ramsay - Dwayne Shaw as Buckstar the ship's mate - Jeff WIlkinson as the narrator in Moby Duck - Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Dish Mail, the Moby Duck protagonist - Robert Arjet as King Dastardly as King Gleb's doctor, and the one sane romance novelist - Lauren Bard as a cleric, the king's advisor, the romance novelist facilitator and the king's wife - Sunshine as Gleb, the peasant with an AK-47, and a romance novel writer - Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Gordon Ramsay's nurse - Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as a romance novelist IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Are you looking for a new religion? Or perhaps several? This monster interview show offers you a bevy of options. You could, perhaps, worship a pile of goo. Or maybe a dragon with three heads. Or maybe you ditch all that and read tea leaves instead. Perhaps you pick "spirituality" instead of religion so you can believe only the hokum you want to believe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The Slime Wizard. A cube made of jelly has eaten a wizard and now the wizard wants you to join a cult. Good idea? Bad idea?... bad idea. Don't join the slime cult. 08:45 - Show announcement 09:40 - The Hobgoblin Warlord. People think this guy is as dumb as a bag of rocks, just because he is a hobgoblin. Maybe... Maybe those people are the ones who are as dumb as a bag of rocks instead. WOW! What an insight. 16:57 - The Lying Oracle. Evildoers don't understand that providing an actual service to do-gooders can enable evil, evil deeds. This oracle breaks it down for us. Into tiny, digestible chunks. Wait, don't eat that. That's poison. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub) as Glabagool the Slime Wizard Robert Arjet as Azarr Khul, the warlord Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia Sarah (@lexspecs) as Sabba the Oracle. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people !

This one-act play is a parody of "The Maltese Falcon" and other noir detective stories. When Captain Bagel took the case of the missing cat, Chekov, he had no idea that it would lead to a gay bar. Instead of following the one lead he has, he confronts the Swedish mafia, orchestrates a library heist, and attempts to sleep with everybody he thinks has concave genitals. Will Captain Bagel overcome his heterosexism to solve the case? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM. Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away this time. So we'll skip straight to the credits! CREDITS: - Drew as Captain Bagel - Merritt Chilton as Antoinette - Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Schrodinger, the titular gun, and Carrie the librarian - Dr. Rebel (@rebeldaydreamspodcast) as Mitch - Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Keith - Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Harold and Doctor Vandentrapp CONTENT WARNINGS: Homophobia, transphobia, sexism IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

We know you love brain-related content! Do friends eat each others' brains? Better question - if you haven't eaten your friend's brains, are you really friends at all?

This episode has everything you need as a comedy fan. From corn dogs, to graduate-level mathematics pick-up lines, to repeated exclamations of "no homo", we have it all. Everything you could possibly need. Did I mention "no homo"? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:15 - Fibonacci Nightclub. Two bros try to meet women. The operative word is "try". 04:24 - The Meatamorphosis: A Ballad of Chicken Salad. Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to discover he's been turned into a chicken salad sandwich! 12:14 - The Corn Dogs of Amontillado. This story of revenge features a corn dog iron maiden. No homo. Or maybe a little homo. The appropriate amount of homo. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the host Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Nightclub Bro # 1 Brady D. as Nightclub Bro # 2 Jeff W. as the narrator and elderly father in "The Meatamorphosis" Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the mother in "The Meatamorphosis". Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as the sister in "The Meatamorphosis". Dwayne Shaw as Gregor the chicken salad sandwich Carrie as Fortunado the corn dog savant Lauren Bard as Montresor the vegan Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects Martin Whitmore created the logos CONTENT WARNINGS: Vore adjacent content, starvation IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Lil Gucci Dawg is always taking about his haters. Who are they?

This queer and absurd skit show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards. 03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL! 11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least. 17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way. 26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things. 33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird. 40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in. 45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine. 51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal. 56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird. CREDITS: @sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator. John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor. Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student. Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag. Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard Anabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black cat Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub )as Meepo, the Kobold Witch Gambit as Hwytty, the Lizard Wizard Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian @thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic Seal CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content, cartoon violence. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people !

This skit show includes spirited debates about feminism, social distancing, and killing and eating children. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The COVID-19 virus shares what it's like to massacre so many people. 10:28 - A witch who lives in a tree trunk talks about feminism. 16:06 - Show announcement 17:43 - A knight in shining armor catches our host and tortures him! Hey, torture is only cool when I do it, man! 23:34 - A matriarch discusses the pros and cons of child sacrifice. She says it's overrated. Say, listener, what's your opinion of child sacrifice? Tell us in the comments below! CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as COVID-19. Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armour Xidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com ( http://xidaerlee.com ) as Baenre, the dark elf matriarch IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

We keep talking about the Virgo Supercluster. How we're worse than them. And now you get to find out exactly how much worse we are. It'll be one shining brief moment of clarity in your life. Don't forget to breathe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 03:18 - Politically Correct Meat. A war leader learns the proper way to address his war-band. 05:04 - The Greatest Shame. Time travel is invented to correct a social blunder. 08:53 - A Virgonian, an Earthling, and an Unholy Cosmic Entity walk into a bar... 11:19 - How to Drink Water. Humans are 70% water, but nobody knows how to really appreciate it. Except for one person, who will enlighten us all. 15:28 - Robot Dad Sitcom. A mom introduces her teenager to her AI boyfriend. Topical, anyone? 19:51 - Wedding Heckler. That one friend at your buddy's wedding keeps interrupting the service. Can you blame him? Those things are boring. 23:21 - Virgonian Defeat. The host from the Virgo supercluster takes their leave. My comedy was too unabsurd to keep them. Pardon me while I weep uncontrollably. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the host, Johannes the time travel scientist, and Robot Dad. Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as the Virgonian and a non-binary orc Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Oliver the time travel scientist, Bernard the groom, Robert Arjet as the Orc Major. Lauren Bard as a feminist orc, Sarah the bride, and a water enthusiast. Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as another feminist orc, a priest marrying some people, and someone who just needs to drink some goddamn water. @sarahsunshinesullivan as a vegan orc, and Mitch the wedding heckler. Sarah (@lexspecs) as Ada the robot loving mom. Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as an angry teenager. Dan Warren ( danwarren.bandcamp.com ) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects CONTENT WARNINGS: General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest. IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

What do brains taste like? Are they different on other planets? Should I go eat a brain right now, this very instant? The answer to all three questions is "Yes".

This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case). SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:36 - Hwilliam introduces the famed, exciting, spendiferous Horse Play 01:49 - Can centaurs spoon? With their horse half or human half? 07:32 - A horse senator debates using only neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs. 12:20 - Horse raps. Need I say more? Probably. But I won't. 17:33 - The Council of Equine Time Travel comes to a difficult decision. 23:29 - Vernon reveals his dark terrible twisted grim gloomy and generally upsetting secret to his lover Jim. 31:14 - The horse senator from before has become God-Emperor. What now? 36:19 - More horse raps, now featuring the time traveling horse Polemia 40:34 - Theramin declares that Polemia is a loose cannon, goddammit. 42:42 - A human senator and a unicorn have a conversation about racism. Both are for it. 48:21 - The horse god-emperor rap battles a time traveling horse. 52:10 - Horses discuss their sex life in "Horse Sex and the City" 57:49 - The god-emperor accepts defeat, addressing the troops with neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs. CREDITS: Kurt Wilkinkson (@extrability) as Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace, our esteemed narrator Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Minestrone, a mildly racist unicorn, Mari Lwyd, a rapping horse skull, Theramin, the tauromin (reverse minotaur), @sarahsunshinesullivan as Vernon, a centaur with a terrible secret, and Polemia, a time traveling Clydesdale Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Alfred, a reverse centaur, Incitatus, a horse senator, Pegulus, a peg-leg pegasus, John Burkholder as Julius Mulius, a human senator, Jim, a centaur with anger issues, and Unicorn't, a token human being on the council of equine time travel. CONTENT WARNINGS: War, political unrest, horses rapping (poorly at times) IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Our conspiratorial host would disagree with the word "skit", but from a certain vantage point, you could view all these strange theories in that vein. Who runs the world? Crabs, Lilo and Stitch, or the pigeon internet tube network? They are each vying for supremacy, and the only way to find out is to listen to this very podcast. This one right here. Don't go anywhere else Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The DMT snake god. This is your brain. This is your brain after smoking DMT and encountering an interdimensional flying snake god. No step on snek!!! 03:37 - What's our show for today? 04:13 - The Crab Illuminati. Crabs have taken over the world. Now what? 08:27 - Lilo And Stitch Weather Control. The fish from "Lilo and Stitch" controls the weather. How did this happen? Who knows. A better question - what to do with it? 12:42 - Pancakes Are the Devil's Plaything. Our host reveals that waffles and religion are the opiate of the masses. But mostly waffles. Go eat one right now. 17:41 - The Pigeon Internet Tube Network. How does the internet really work? Fiber optic cables? INCORRECT, YOU FOOL! CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian host Cedar as Fince, a DMT newbie Lauren Bard as Po, a DMT veteran, and Christie, someone who knows all about the pigeon internet Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Snecko, the snake god, and Petunia, someone who doesn't believe that Lilo and Stitch controls the weather @sarahsunshinesullivan as Crab Emily, the leader of the crab illuminati, Zoe the pigeon internet data engineer, and the Waffle House preacher Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Crab Austin, who is definitely not a human spy, Cindy, an anti-pancake congregation member, and Richard, a pigeon internet believer. Brady as Crab Jason, a crab illumanti luminary, and Alfred Wainsley the Third, an anti-pancake congregation member Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Molly, an animator working on "Lilo and Stitch". Dan Warren ( danwarren.bandcamp.com ) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects CONTENT WARNINGS: Drug use, premeditated murder IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

For years, the world of fashion has been controlled by outie belly buttons, posing as human beings.

Acererak the undead wizard begins "KILL THEM ALL!!!", a monster interview show and podcast about world domination. His first guest is a small-time monster by the name of Meepo. This episode is made especially for listeners who want to enjoy "Kill them all" exclusively, and not the other skits in episode 1 of our longer sketch shows. Meepo played by Xidaer Lee.

This skit show includes monster interviews. We have a vampire, a flying eyeball, and an ogre, and also that ogre's other head. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Strahd Von Zarovich 07:00 - Commentary about "kill them all" 08:13 - Ll-g-ll-g-ll-glaglagunk, the two headed ogre 18:15 - Zusshax, the beholder crime lord CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the vampire Strahd von Zarovich Josh as Grunk, one half of an ogre @sarahsunshinesullivan as Lunk, the other half of an ogre Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as the beholder and not Donald Trump IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

This queer and absurd skit show is about how a gay banana cult took over the world. The unified world government is a theocracy devoted to worshiping and cultivating bananas across the globe (and encouraging gay kisses). To protest this state of affairs, a manic libertarian records a subversive podcast in his basement. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pieces? I mean. Probably not. It is the world government, after all. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case). SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:36 - Rare Nadir's Introduction. Our manic narrator declares that the world government is based on a cult. 01:49 - Transbananafication. Church leaders attempt to recruit the man who would become their messiah. 06:47 - Tha Bananazone. Rare Nadir mocks the Church of the Unpeeled's podcast, "Tha Bananazone". Wait a second. This is a podcast within Rare Nadir's podcast, which is within Rebel Daydreams. We're only three levels deep? We need to go deeper!!! 10:42 - Murder-Banana. The Church of the Unpeeled sentences the CEO of Chiquita banana to death. 13:27 - Death-Bed Three Way. Do you need more of a description than that??? It's self-explanatory. 17:21 - The Pledge Drive for All Bananakind. Tha Bananazone makes the Church the wealthiest organization to ever exist. 22:06 - 100% Straight. Rare Nadir joins the Church of the Unpeeled. But he's still straight, okay? Straight!!! 25:52 - The Interview. Tha Bananazone converts hundreds of millions of people in this pivotal episode, and Rare wonders why. 30:01 - Utopia? The Unpeeled Messiah becomes President of the Earth in all perpetuity. Do you know what Rare Nadir thinks about this? He doesn't like it. You should know that by now, if you were paying attention. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian narrator. Robert as Thomas Hart, the church's messiah. Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Byron, the creepy flirty guy with a growth arc. Peep as Mary, a priestess of the church with unusual ideas about deathbed activities. Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Banananogmos, the Divine Yellow Amy Langley-Larson as Christopher, a podcast host who has never taken DMT. @sarahsunshinesullivan as William, a podcast host who knows entirely too much about DMT. Lesley Backus (@lb_inthebeat) as Linda, a judge in the Church of the Unpeeled. Jill as Michael, a Yellow Lawyer who is versed in the ways of the Unpeeled Court. Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Carl Lindner, the former CEO of Chiquita banana Dan Warren ( danwarren.bandcamp.com ) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content, religious discussion. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

We created this fine batch of skits after toiling for decades in extremely unsafe conditions. And now several of us don't have body parts we wish we had. Like scorpion tails, for example. Today's episode includes parodies of "Warhammer" and "Frankenstein", a method actor where we wouldn't expect him, and a detailed explanation for the best way to enjoy water. All important parts of a balanced breakfast. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Battlemallet 70 billion. In a world similar to and yet legally distinct from Warhammer 40,000, the Divine Dicatator's cool monologues keep getting interrupted by people who need decisions to be made. Don't you feel bad for the Dictator? I tried to have a cool monologue in D&D once and I farted while delivering it and then people laughed at me. I live with that shame to this day. 04:48 - What's on our show for today? 06:39 - Boxing announcer method actor. The "Sunday, sunday, sunday" guy can't seem to turn that bit off. This skit has strong sexual content, to put it mildly! 09:29 - How to Drink Water. A friend is woefully ignorant of the best way to enjoy water. She thinks she can just drink it out of the tap. What??? 13:39 - Cakenstein. Frankenstein's monster is made out of cake for the Is It Cake show. Except for his penis, which is flesh and blood. 19:49 - Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage. Garbagemen discuss the happenings in high society as they dispose of disgusting, disgusting things. This skit has a lot of gross-out humor. Maybe don't listen to it when you're eating something. Or do. I'm not the boss of you. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the various hosts and Mother Mary Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the Divine Dictator, the man-child ruler of the human race, and Alphonse, the garbage collector. Two sides of the same coin, really. Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Colonel Space, one of the Dictator's many underlings, Bunny, the boxing announcer's wife, Cynthia, a person who doesn't know how to enjoy water properly, and Ashley, the "is it cake" contestant. Lauren Bard as Ashley the water aficionado, (a character distinct from the "is it cake" contestant). Liz Ross (@hross1110) as Sam "The Clam", the boxing announcer, the baby Jesus, and Gordon Ramsay Judson (Loud Macleod) as Ben "the Pen", the boxing announcer's director, and as cakenstein's monster. @sarahsunshinesullivan as Guy Fieri, John the baker, and Winnifred the garbagewoman Dan Warren ( danwarren.bandcamp.com ) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content in "boxing announcer". Vomiting and a discussion of death in "Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage". IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

This queer and absurd skit show includes Genghis Khan, Kool-Aid Dracula, the President of the United States, and other crazy characters. It's flying every which way and air traffic control is concerned. In fact, thousands will fall to their deaths from 40,000 feet if you don't listen to this episode to calm it down right now . Is 40,000 feet the height at which planes fly? It is now. [Note: This show has nothing to do with airplanes]. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. This re-launch groups our skits together into 30 minute episodes. This way we won't have hourlong plays and 3 minute skits in the same channel - everything will be at least 30 minutes long. See what I do for you? I hope you're grateful. If you aren't, consider therapy. In fact, consider therapy either way. It's good for you. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Genghis Khan Gender Reveal Party. A gender reveal party goes sideways when the gender is revealed to be "Genghis Khan". 05:30 - What is this show anyway? 07:58 - Kool-Aid Dracula. Dracula is the Kool-Aid Man. Or is the Kool-Aid Man Dracula? Who can say? Not me. Don't ask me. Please. Don't. Can't you see I'm fragile? Kool-Aid Dracula has traumatized me. 16:29 - The Tiniest Villain. An undead wizard interviews a single mother. Who is also a villain. In fact, her children drove her to a life of crime. Honestly, we get it. 24:07 - The U.S. Candy Corn Reserve. The director of the FBI informs a new President that the world will soon run out of Candy Corn. The President does not take this seriously, for some reason. Maybe she's an idiot. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the various hosts, Genghis Khan, Harker & Lucy in "Dracula", and Acererak the undead wizard Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Frederick, a Genghis Khan fanatic Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Cynthia, the other Genghis Khan fanatic, and Nathan, the FBI director Cedar as Mimi, somebody who doesn't love Genghis Khan as much as she should Rob Marley ( Marleyaudio.com ) as Kool-Aid Dracula. Oh yeahhh!!! @broke as Van Helsing Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Seward in "Dracula", and the President who doesn't care about candy corn Xidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com ) as Meepo, the smallest villain of them all. Dan Warren ( danwarren.bandcamp.com ) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects CONTENT WARNINGS: General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest. IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!