The DCOM Duo

This week we're all one and the same, because we're talking about Princess Protection Program! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how no one in this movie has an accent that makes sense, the logistics of funding the PPP, and how they ate pizza at least two nights in a row.

If this movie is so perfect, why does it feel so limited? This week we're joined by our friend Beans to talk about Pixel Perfect! Tune in as we discuss how different this movie feels in modern times, the logistics of holograms having free will, and how Loretta Modern always manages to do one more backflip than feels possible.

We're going back to Camp Rock! This week we're joined by Bay to talk about the brand new sequel Camp Rock 3! Tune in as we discuss how this movie focuses too much time on referencing the first two movies, the logistics of Connect 3 bringing a child on tour with them as an opening act, and how much we wish Rosie had a villain arc.

We have officially watched 100 DCOMs. So now let's rank them! Plus as a bonus, Kelsey found some juicy fanfiction to read!

This must be how it feels to fly, because this is our 100th episode! This week we're joined by Kelsey's nephew Caleb to talk about Cloud 9. Tune in as we discuss how mean everyone is at this snowboard school, the logistics of running a dog kennel/spa at a ski resort, and how career ending injuries are such an epic fail.

Christmas in July? Good luck, Charlie. This week we're talking about Good Luck Charlie: It's Christmas! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how turning a sitcom into a movie can be awkward, the logistics of kicking someone off a bus because the other passengers don't like them, and how there's a random paintball tournament thrown into the third act.

You wouldn't know it by the way it's titled, but this movie is the sequel to Horse Sense. This week we're talking about Jumping Ship! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how stupidly persistent modern pirates can be, the logistics of owning a charter boat, and how weirdly hyper focused Tommy is on his mom's boyfriend.

BOP THEM BONES, BOP THEM BONES! This week we're talking about the remake of the first ever DCOM: Under Wraps! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie holds up to the original, the logistics of leaving a mummy in the middle of a museum with no security measures, and how eating an octopus makes you evil.

Who's ready for one of our favorite DCOM characters? This week we're talking about Upside-Down Magic! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how the teacher Skriff is actually the best, the logistics of forcing kids to give up their wonky magic, and how some of the magic powers are just definitely better than others.

*Insert monkey noises* That's right, we're talking about The Jennie Project this week! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss one of the worst DCOM fathers ever, the logistics of sneaking a chimpanzee from Africa on a plane in a duffel bag, and just how crazy blunt the local mailman is.

Is this DCOM more of a Buffalo Dream or Buffalo Nightmare? We'll find out this week when we talk about one of the most forgotten DCOMs, Buffalo Dreams! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how weird it is that there are multiple bathing scenes in this movie, the logistics of herding buffalo by singing a song, and how this movie randomly tries to become a sports DCOM in the final act.

We really wanna be bad a lot, and we're giving it our best shot by watching Descendants 2! Bay is back again to discuss this iconic sequel. Tune in as we discuss some of the bad wigs in this movie, the logistics of letting a girl on your sword fighting/parkour team, and how we always forget the dog talks now.

This week we're giving you the fire (so impressive) because it's finally time to talk about Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam! Bay is back to see how this movie holds up to the first. Tune in as we discuss how weird it is that everyone worships Mitchie now, the logistics of poaching camp counselors to a rival summer camp, and how Nick Jonas really is just a creepy stalker in this movie.

Yes there is a DCOM version of Freaky Friday, and yes it is a musical. But we promise it's good! This week we're joined by our friend David to talk about how this Freaky Friday compares to the movies that came before it. Tune in as we discuss why Adam is actually just the best, the logistics of running an event like The Hunt, and how 7 layer bars can fix anything.

It's time for another Minisode! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey look back and rank the last 10 DCOMs watched. Then as a bonus, they make each other guess the DCOM based only on a Letterboxd review!

I know what we're going to do today! We are joined this week by our friend (and Phineas and Ferb expert) Tate to cover the one Phineas and Ferb movie that actually counts as a DCOM. Tune in as we discuss how Perry is the best pet ever, the logistics of funding a company of secret agent pets, and how weird it is to have 2 nickels.

It's me, it's you, get a clue! It's time to talk about the iconic DCOM starring Lindsay Lohan, Get a Clue! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the amazing fashion in this movie, the logistics of publishing a gossip article written by a teenager, and how the mystery in this movie isn't all that mysterious.

Do you want the house tour? The Smart House tour? That's right, it's finally time to talk about Smart House! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie basically predicted the future, the logistics of giving away a smart house for free to a random family, and how terrifying the suction floors are.

Dream vacation! Or is it just a horribly cruel reality TV show? We'll find out when we cover The Even Stevens Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bad of a lawyer the dad is for not reading contracts, the logistics of pranking a whole family for a TV show and airing it live, and how the squirrel was the best part of the movie.

It's time to strut like you mean it and free your mind, this week Courtney is back to talk about The Cheetah Girls 2! Tune in as we discuss Dorinda's insane crash out, the logistics of entering an amateur singing contest in Barcelona, and how Amigas Cheetahs is in fact not the best song Galleria's ever written.