The Wittering Whitehalls

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1. LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it." from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 30, 202620 min

   There's been a lot of back and forth over the 'shoes on / shoes off' inside the house issue, lately. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of feelings DL's seem to have on it, you might not have thought about it quite as deeply as this weeks emailer, Tess. Ever thought about actually WHAT is on the bottom of people's shoes? Tess has! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

2. I'm struggling to find love... Please help! from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 27, 202647 min

   This is exactly why this podcast started in the first place!!! A darling DL needs some sage advice and they've come to the best place for it. Plus, a celeb-studded family outing for the Whitehalls and a VERY tempting ad in the classifieds... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

3. LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST." from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 23, 202616 min

   This week, a DL has a very complicated and potentially embarrassing social situation to navigate... They're off to Romania, with absolutely no idea of what's going to happen when they arrive. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

4. Do THIS to guarantee good weather! from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 20, 202645 min

   The Wittering Whitehalls are here to help you and sometimes, that help or advice might be a little out of left field, but maybe it's worth a go! Got a special day coming up? Need good weather? GIVE THIS A GO! Plus, the time Mr Whitehall took Mrs Whitehall to the church he got married in, TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

5. LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!" from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 16, 202626 min

   Hands up if you constantly pick your mobile phone up, for absolutely NO REASON whatsoever and start scrolling through trash... This week's DL has recognised this in themselves and asks The Wittering Whitehalls for a solution. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

6. My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary! from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 13, 202646 min

   There's been *quite* a bit a of football on lately and this week, a DL has a question: Should I make my husband miss the World Cup Final, so that we can celebrate a milestone anniversary? Plus, emigrating to Australia and a possible Mrs Whitehall spotting on the telly! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

7. LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..." from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 9, 202622 min

   It's a sensitive, age-old and often problematic topic this week. A DL is sick to the back teeth of her Mother-in-law's 'helpful advice.' If you've got something to say, or a way of doing something that might make it easier, you might be ok to say it, but choose the right time and definitely say it nicely! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

8. My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates... from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 6, 202642 min

   For whatever reason, the inbox was overflowing with emails from DL's claiming 'my Dad this' and 'my Dad that'. It meant there was nothing else for it... A Dad special! And in true Dad form, each one was more peculiar than the last! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

9. LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!" from The Wittering Whitehalls

   Jul 2, 202619 min

   How do we feel about keen sales staff? This weeks lesson is all about remembering to be patient and kind... They've got a job to do! That said, if you do get annoyed by this sort of thing, you might just be more of a MR Whitehall than a MRS Whitehall! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

10. Stop it, Donald Trump... from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 29, 202643 min

    Mrs Whitehall gets very nervous when Mr Whitehall winds himself up to start talking about politics... That's exactly what's happened this week and he is NOT holding back. Once that's dealt with, there's a lot of laughter and giddiness with The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

11. LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!" from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 25, 202625 min

    You may or may not have access to an electric car. You may or may not WANT access. You also, may or may not have friends or relatives who have chosen an electric car. In any case, this episode may or may not answer some of the questions you have. Is it right to turn up at someone's house and just EXPECT a charge? We'll see... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

12. A DL Party on hottest day of the year... from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 22, 202648 min

    We did it! It happened! DL Sally from Melbourne came to London and we threw a party in her honour!! In other news, Mrs Whitehall’s morning bike ride down the King's Road ended dramatically - and Mr Whitehall is ready to track down the white van man responsible and handle things the old-fashioned way. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

13. LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..." from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 18, 202621 min

    The DL's are nothing if not diligent and this week, one particular DL is in touch with a life lesson of their very own and you might well want to try this for yourself! Meanwhile, little Nigel continues to disrupt proceedings, but he's so cute you'll forgive him! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

14. My landlord is moving in next door... HELP! from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 15, 202645 min

    There's almost nothing that The Wittering Whitehalls can't help you with... But how on Earth can they help a listener whose landlord is about to become their neighbour! Plus, Mr Whitehall has a rant about lyricists (sorry lyricists!) and Nigel the puppy continues to cause chaos! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

15. LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses." from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 11, 202619 min

    As a Dear Listener of The Wittering Whitehalls, you MUST love a household item hack... If you don't, you're about to learn a few, regardless. Grease spots? GONE. Ink stains? NO PROBLEM! Plus, an update on how it's all going with little Nigel! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

16. Some sad news... from The Wittering Whitehalls

    Jun 8, 202642 min

    TRIGGER WARNING: Today's episode deals with the loss of a family pet. There's a lot to take in today. Firstly, The Wittering Whitehalls are back, which is FAB! Unfortunately they've got some sad news to share with you, but that has led to a chain reaction and something more positive as a result. Light and shade! Plus, the thorny issue of family resemblance and heroic deeds in the name of love! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

17. The Inaugural DL Do! from The Wittering Whitehalls

    May 15, 20261 min

    Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from Melbourne's DL party at 21Soho in London. Be quick though... Tickets are very limited. You must be over 18 and terms & conditions apply. You can read them here: https://global.com/wittering-whitehalls-terms-and-conditions/ Doors will open at 5pm, for the episode record at 6pm. So, who's in? Visit the following link to get your ticket! https://www.universe.com/events/the-wittering-whitehalls-dl-do-tickets-CQX12V

18. LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) from The Wittering Whitehalls

    May 14, 202624 min

    So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

19. Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) from The Wittering Whitehalls

    May 11, 202647 min

    It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put your questions to him (not to mention some of their own). Is red wine good or bad? How much stress is too much? We might actually learn something! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

20. LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional." from The Wittering Whitehalls

    May 7, 202623 min

    Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're doing, think again. Mr Whitehall agrees, not least because there's no way he'd give anything like this a go. Ever. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.