Asynchronous - A Video Game Catch-Up Show

Jin and Gourtney Shepard fly off into the sunset. And so do Kim and AJ. Thank you so much for listening. // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ -https://bsky.app/profile/ajfillari.bsky.social // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (01:49) - Monday Night Bullshit (37:12) - We can't delay it any longer (37:17) - Oh wait yes we can (37:38) - Silversun Strip // James (41:27) - Silversun Strip // Liara (42:50) - Silversun Strip // Tali (44:16) - Silversun Strip // Grunt (46:22) - Silversun Strip // Thane's Memorial (51:24) - Silversun Strip // Samara (52:21) - Silversun Strip // Mom's Calling (52:38) - We can put it off no longer (52:49) - But actually I do want to put it offf (53:15) - Priority: Cerberus Headquarters (01:15:45) - The final Normandy runaround // Joker (01:16:15) - The final Normandy runaround // Diana Allers (01:17:55) - The final Normandy runaround // Garrus and Tali KISSING<33333333333 (01:19:09) - The final Normandy runaround // Chakwas (01:19:25) - The final Normandy runaround // Javik (01:19:49) - The final Normandy runaround // Liara (01:20:54) - Priority Earth (01:32:04) - Priority: Earth // Last words with the squad (01:42:38) - Priority: Earth // The Final Push (02:02:22) - Priority: Earth: The Final Choice (02:32:37) - So that's Mass Effect???? (02:37:58) - So I guess that's it then... (02:37:23) - Thank you to everybody that made this show possible. We love you<3 (02:43:36) - Asynch out.

Hey y'all! Do to some personal stuff AJ was unable to record last week so the finale of Mass Effect 3 and of Asynch will be NEXT week. Sorry! In the meantime, Kim and AJ were guests on Video Game Podtimism (hosted by Astink cohost Chase and his best friend David) last week and they talked about all kinds of games and we think you should hear that if you haven't already. See you next week!! Subscribe to Podtimism! [Original episode description below] // Hey Podtimists, Remember when we said that our unofficial name for our kind of third season was 'Come One, Come All'? Here's the payoff for that. This episode we're joined by the wonderful AJ and Kim from Asynchronous. They were kind enough to come on the show and talk about things like: video games, Brothers, solo tabletop RPGs and which thumb is Greg. It's a great time. --- Timestamps: (01:14) - Intro (07:02) - What AJ has been playing (07:17) - Phonopath (11:37) - YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM! (16:30) - Jack Move (31:40) - Miru (43:12) - What Kim has been playing (43:32) - Anamnesis (47:17) - My Little Cera (52:29) - What David has been playing (52:31) - Mario Party (53:31) - The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom (58:39) - What Chase has been playing (58:41) - nothing. (59:38) - Chase's Podtimistic thing of the week (1:00:40) - AJ's Podtimistic thing of the week (1:01:57) - David's Podtimistic thing of the week (1:03:00) - Kim's Podtimistic thing of the week (1:03:59) - Good Games! Featuring Brothers, A Tale of Two Sons (1:50:32) - Outro --- Games mentioned: Phonopath Jack Move YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM! MIRU Anamnesis My Little Cera Mario Party The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Brothers, A Tale of Two Sons

I just-- I'm speechless. Chase and Scout go all out with this one. Enjoy. Listen to Podtimism! Check out Scout's art! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://idlethumbs.social/@ajfillari // https://bsky.app/profile/ajfillari.bsky.social // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/

Jin and Gourtney Shepard throw a party! *crashing sound* Uhhh yeah... that happened. // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - don't find her AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (00:18) - Business! (06:32) - ENOUGH BUSINESS, time for BULLSHIT (26:38) - The Citadel DLC // The Mission (01:23:16) - The Citadel DLC // Partytime! (01:41:15) - The Citadel DLC // Investigating the aftermath (01:47:29) - Wow.

Jim and a Gourtney Shepard head back to Sanctuary for a little low-key getaway. It’s a totally normal and not at all completely messed up time! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://bsky.app/profile/ajfillari.bsky.social (Bluesky) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // 0:00 Welcome to the enclosure 2:09 *staring at you as you listen to some Bullshit that I thought you would like because I am so worried that I don't know your taste in Bullshit at all and have made a terrible mistake* 24:08 Normandy // Post-Leviathan 27:22 Priority: Horizon 50:38 Normandy 51:15 Normandy // Joker & EDI 54:56 Normandy // RIP Kal Reeger 56:35 Normandy // Tali 59:39 Normandy // Javik 1:06:23 Just for fun 1:07:13 Cool!

Jin and Gourtney Shepard finally head to Dr. Bryson's lab to see what he's up to. It's totally chill! In fact, they wind up finding a planet that's just a big swimming pool! Good vibes! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (02:18) - What Not to Bullshit (24:19) - Normandy // Post-Thessia (24:38) - Normandy // Joker (27:29) - Normandy // A rude email (30:26) - Normandy // James (31:14) - Normandy // Javik and Liara (36:10) - Normandy // Ashley (36:51) - Normandy // A moment of zen (37:52) - Normandy // Garrus (41:12) - Normandy // Liara (46:45) - Normandy // Anderson (48:35) - Leviathan (01:54:41) - Talking about DLC (02:00:41) - Thanks for listening!

Last week Konami announced Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater is in development! AJ had a lot of feelings about it, so they asked Chase from Video Game Podtimism to come on the show to talk about it with them. The convo is kind of a bummer at times! Sorry about that! Listen to Podtimism! // Things discussed - Why We're Worried About Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake | Spot On - YouTube - Metal Gear Solid Delta will reuse voice lines from the original Snake Eater - The Verge - Hideo Kojima Isn't Involved In The Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake, Konami Confirms - GameSpot // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/

Commander Shepard returns to the Citadel to find..... nothing. Thank god. Wait what? Thessia??? There's a what ?! Lashing Kai Leng // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online // (00:00) - Intro (07:10) - The Bullsh- (08:10) - Normandy // Post-Rannoch (08:31) - Normandy // Yack it (09:11) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (12:36) - Normandy // Tali (14:19) - Normandy // Javik (16:02) - Arrae // Ex-Cerberus Scientists (21:16) - Normandy (22:27) - Normandy // Traynor (23:03) - Normandy // James (24:09) - Normandy // Steve (24:40) - The Citadel // Steve (28:05) - The Citadel // James (30:21) - The Citadel (31:35) - -it is here and it needs a NAME! (45:04) - The Citadel // EDI + Joker sittin' in Purgatory, K. I. S. S. I. N. G. (46:26) - The Citadel // Javik (50:19) - The Citadel // Miranda (51:29) - The Citadel (55:51) - The Citadel // Liara (57:29) - The Citadel // Ashley (59:47) - The Citadel // Tali (01:01:24) - The Citadel // Garrus (01:04:49) - The CItadel // Udina's office (01:07:54) - Priority: Thessia (01:26:49) - Priority: Thessia // Javik's dialogue (01:29:31) - Priority: Thessia (01:40:42) - Priority: Thessia // Normandy (01:44:49) - Yeah. Jeez. (01:47:58) - Thanks for listening <3

Jin and Gourtney Shepard head p to Rannoch planetside in order to do som-- wait sorry what were we talking about? Sorry, I just thought about hot, shirtless, smiling Kit Fisto. // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (04:48) - I'm getting notes of Bullshit (19:25) - Normandy // Post Geth Fighter Squadron (21:27) - Normandy// Admiral Raan (21:59) - Normandy // Legion<3333333333 (28:47) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (29:33) - Normandy // James + Javik (30:58) - Normandy // Garrus (31:31) - Normandy // Chakwas (32:14) - Normandy // Ashley (34:23) - Rannoch: Admiral Koris (45:47) - Normandy // Admiral Koris (46:50) - Normandy // Xen + Tali (48:08) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (50:51) - Normandy // Garrus (53:37) - Normandy // Javik in the AI core (55:08) - Normandy // James + Steve (58:14) - Priority: Rannoch (01:36:21) - Uhhhh that's it

Jin and Gourtney Shepard head to the Quarian homeworld of Rannoch, where they meet up with some old acquaintances to discuss the ethics of wiping out an entire AI civilization. Very chill day. // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (00:09) - It's Saturday, fuck you (02:49) - Crowning the Queen of the Bullshit (21:22) - ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE (23:22) - Answer my Bullshits three! (27:09) - Priority: Perseus Veil (43:15) - Priority: Geth Dreadnought (01:12:22) - Normandy (01:18:07) - Normandy // Anderson (01:19:56) - Normandy // Maelon email (01:21:01) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (01:22:38) - Normandy // Ashley (01:23:09) - Normandy // Garrus + Tali (01:25:50) - Normandy // Liara (01:26:22) - Normandy // Javik (01:30:33) - Normandy // Steve + James (01:32:16) - Rannoch: Geth Fighter Squadrons (01:52:39) - Thanks for listening!

Ha ha ho ho hee hee! You can listen to our podcast if you answer our riddles thr-- oh we only have the one... well that's less fun... See you next week!

Jin and Gourtney Shepard decide to help the galaxy's meanest girlboss take back her empire. #slay // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ (00:00) - Intro (03:32) - Bullshit calling! (06:42) - Wait, what is this? (09:52) - You wanna be your own Bullshit? (32:43) - Normandy // Post-Monastery (43:21) - Omega DLC (02:01:34) - Thanks!

Jin and Gourtney have once again stopped the Citadel from getting overtaken by malicious forces! But will it be enough? Talks of civilian uprising, military veteran espionage, and implementing a police state run rampant! No time to think about that though; have you seen these banshees??????? Absolutely horrifying! How am I supposed to concentrate on anything else! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ (00:00) - Intro (01:36) - AS(ynchronous)M(ass effect)R(ingo) (07:12) - STYROFOAM WARNING (07:41) - AS(ynchronous)M(ass effect)R(ingo) (15:58) - The Citadel (47:05) - Normandy // Hackett (51:51) - Normandy // Joker (54:00) - Normandy // EDI (56:28) - Normandy // The mail (01:00:11) - Normandy // Garrus (01:02:12) - Normandy // Chakwas (01:02:58) - Normandy // Diana Allers (01:03:42) - Normandy // Javik (01:04:36) - Normandy // Anderson (01:05:23) - Lesuss // Ardat-Yakshi Monastery (01:21:02) - CW: DISCUSSION OF SUICIDE (01:23:32) - Lesuss // Ardat-Yakshi Monastery (01:26:48) - That's it!

Beat feet to your podcatcher! There's a new episode of Asynchronous! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (02:47) - Rolling in the Bullshit cart (23:16) - Normandy // Post Priority: Tuchanka (31:38) - Grissom Academy (49:32) - Normandy (54:23) - Priority: The Citadel 2 (01:15:28) - The Citadel (01:16:18) - The Citadel // Thane (01:23:24) - That's it!!!!!!!!!

*sniff*.................. siiiiiigh // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ (00:00) - Intro (01:43) - The Bullshit betrayed me? (27:57) - Tuchanka: Bomb // Recap (28:39) - Tuchanka: Bomb // The mission (41:39) - Tuchanka: Bomb // Debrief (47:53) - Normandy // Andersen (48:46) - Normandy // Victus + Wrex (49:15) - Normandy // EDI (50:54) - Normandy // James (51:31) - Normandy // Javik (52:33) - Normandy // Garrus (52:59) - Normandy // Mordin + Eve (54:19) - Normandy (56:24) - Priority: Tuchanka // Recap (57:21) - Priority: Tuchanka // Bad vibes (01:03:24) - Priority: Tuchanka // The mission (01:34:54) - Priority: Tuchanka // How things could have gone differently (01:40:24) - Priority: Tuchanka // Debrief (01:46:23) - Wow

This week Chase is back and he and AJ talk about GAMES! They're still makin' those things, can you believe it??? Listen to Video Game Podtimism! Follow Chase on Twitter! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ (00:00) - Intro (00:18) - No girls allowed, mascs only (01:21) - Oh shit, no bullshit (01:54) - Talking about our beverages???????????? Idk man (03:23) - So, gaming (03:44) - Signalis (12:57) - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (24:34) - Vampire Survivors (28:37) - Houston! We Have a Dolphin (31:20) - Need for Speed: UNBOUND (39:29) - Your Only Move is Hustle (51:07) - Hi-Fi Rush (01:08:04) - That's it!

Everything on Tuchanka is normal and fine and de [THIS PORTION OF THE SHOW NOTES HAVE BEEN REPOSSESSED BY ORDER OF THE ESTATE OF FREDERICK JAMES PRINZE JUNIOR] // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro and moving woes (04:03) - Cozy up, it's time for Bullshit (12:38) - Normandy (12:51) - Normandy // James (15:00) - Normandy // Steve (17:37) - Normandy // Chakwas & Adams (18:29) - Normandy // Liara (24:36) - Normandy // Garrus (25:23) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (27:45) - Tuchanka: Turian Platoon (39:02) - Tuchanka: Turian Platoon // Normandy (45:59) - Normandy // Anderson (47:19) - Normandy // Liara's time capsule (48:50) - Normandy // Javik (55:27) - Attican Traverse: Krogan Team (01:14:13) - Normandy // Javik (01:15:59) - Normandy // Garrus (01:16:34) - Normandy // Mordin (01:20:21) - Normandy // Joker + EDI (01:21:24) - Normandy // Adams (01:21:35) - Normandy // James + Steve (01:22:28) - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Tuchanka (01:27:42) - Our trials and tribulations have come to an end (01:27:58) - Thanks for listening!

Get those weird green eyes ready, we've got a new hot monster to look at! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // https://twitter.com/ajfillari // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ // (00:00) - Intro (02:55) - Could you help me with this Bullshit? It's a team lift (15:08) - Sur'Kesh // Recap (15:53) - Sur'Kesh // The Docking Bay (25:20) - Sur'Kesh // The Lab (32:08) - Sur'Kesh // Hackett Debrief (33:23) - Sur'Kesh // Yack It with Hackett (34:08) - Sur'Kesh // War Room (35:37) - Normandy // War Asset Check (36:33) - Normandy // Victus Mission Brief (37:15) - Normandy // Wrex Mission Brief and Convo (39:24) - Normandy // You've got mail! (41:09) - Normandy // Joker (42:11) - Normandy // EDI (44:03) - Normandy // Steve Cortez (46:34) - Normandy // James (47:20) - Normandy // Crew Quarters (Chakwas and Adams) (48:20) - Normandy // Liara (48:31) - Normandy // Garrus (48:51) - Normandy // Med Bay (50:37) - Normandy // Eve (55:22) - Normandy // Mordin (59:01) - Priority: Eden Prime (01:13:44) - Priority: Eden Prime // Yack it with Hackett (01:14:12) - Priority: Eden Prime // Javik (01:25:04) - A bit of a shorter one today! (01:26:21) - Thanks for listening!!!

Get in you big, stupid jellyfish, we're going to the new super-hot, sexy home. // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ // https://twitter.com/ohkimmies AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // https://theaether.space/@aj (Mastodon) // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online // (00:00) - Intro (02:06) - A general request to the universe (03:34) - My love for your isn't Bullshit (but this segment is) (14:09) - The galaxy map (20:32) - Palaven // Menae (47:23) - Palaven // Normandy (51:04) - Normandy // Victus (52:24) - Normandy // The Yassification of EDI A.I. (57:37) - Normandy // Liara (58:08) - Normandy // Garrus (01:06:28) - Normandy // James (01:07:52) - Normandy // Diana Allers (01:09:41) - Normandy // Traynor (01:11:21) - Normandy // Joker and EDI (01:17:36) - Normandy // Shep's got mail! (01:19:03) - Citadel (01:20:17) - Citadel // Thane (01:23:17) - Citadel // Ashley (01:31:10) - Citadel // Purgatory (James, Aria) (01:35:49) - Citadel // Presidium (Liara, EDI, Joker) (01:39:04) - Citadel // Docking Bay (Garrus) (01:43:01) - Citadel // Jondum Bau (01:56:54) - Normandy // War summit (02:02:59) - Sur'kesh // Arriving (02:07:11) - Video game good (02:07:54) - Thanks for listening!

To Whom It May Concern, Hello! I wanted to make you aware of a reorganization in the Lair of the Shadow Broker. Moving forward I, Liara T'Soni (she/her), will handle all Shadow Broker business. Please do not come to my ship (located in the atmosphere of Hagalaz) unless you are explicitly invited. I look forward to growing this brand with you and any of your compatriots. All my best, Liara T'Soni Shadow Broker Thessia University Class of 2174 (Go Varren!) // Back Witchy Cakes on Kickstarter! Follow Tricksy Wizard! Check out the misadventures of Lord Nigel Montgomery Shepard! Watch AJ & Kim play the intro! // Follow us! The show - https://asynchpod.tumblr.com/ Kim - https://ohkimmies.tumblr.com/ AJ - https://notajfillari.tumblr.com/ // Thanks to _amaranthine for our theme music! Listen to his other stuff on bandcamp! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/ Follow him on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/_amrnthne Thanks to Scout for making our art! Check out her ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/humblegoat Follow her on Twitter! - https://twitter.com/humblegoat // Produced & edited by AJ Fillari https://theworstgarbage.online/ (00:00) - Intro (02:02) - Check out Witchy Cakes on Kickstarter! (04:35) - The Sweetest Bullshit (28:20) - Histories with the series! (34:30) - The beginning of Mass Effect 3 (34:52) - Earth, Vancouver (50:16) - Back aboard the Normandy (53:40) - Mars (01:15:51) - The Normandy // Post-Mars (01:17:29) - The Citadel (01:24:35) - The Citadel // The Medbay (01:27:21) - The Citadel // The Council & Udina (01:33:24) - The Dream (01:34:53) - The Normandy // Liara & Traynor & Hackett (01:45:20) - The Normandy // James (01:51:24) - And that's it (01:52:46) - Support Witchy Cakes! (01:55:26) - Thanks for listening!