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The ONLY podcast ON the Internet dedicated to our one, specific, fantasy football league: A League of Inches! aleagueofinches.substack.com
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Welcome back to the show that just keeps on giving. This week, we do all the usual stuff, but also take you on a wild ride called ALOI: ELECTIONS! We must attend to our civic duties! Jump on board and let’s GET SOME this week! Stocks rise and fall this week as some early darlings fall out of favor, and some terrible teams jump to new heights! Belter update: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
We talk about THIS image a LOT this week, so load this into your brains: Well, folks, we trek across 2.5 hours on this mega-episode that almost broke my computer during recording. Is it worth your time to actually listen to it? Probably not, but what the hell, you gotta do something with your day, loser. So fire up the Sonos, put in your AirPods, or gleefully put the pod on speaker, it’s time to get funky! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Welcome back to more of the same despair. TONS of new sound! And at least we have a fun game to keep Wil and me distracted from being trapped forever in fantasy purgatory. In Revelations, the number of the beast is described as being 6-6-6, so I gave you an extra six for REVELATIONS this week. Will and I are so screwed, it’s hard to find the Wil to go on. Yet we continue on as massive injuries and bye weeks sap our strength. Shout-out to EDogg927 for the idea for today’s new award! Enjoy the show! And here are this week’s reports! (Done MUCH better than Yahoo!): This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Guys, this fucking show is PACKED full of the good stuff. It is stuffed fuller than Harrison Mevis at a Golden Corral. We’ve got poems, new sound drops, Timmyverse, Biggest Bitch, Punishment Corner, and all the usual shit! Now enjoy the fruits of Neddy & Ciara’s mushroom foraging! Nobody wastes your time better than we do, so LET’S GET INTO IT! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Hello, and welcome back to the podcast that is ENTIRELY about this specific league. If you’re subscribing to this podcast and are not in this league, well, there’s a special place in the afterlife for you. The bad news is that listening to this pod may be the thing that gets you sent to the afterlife. 🤷♂️ As the festering league gash between the haves and have-nots widens, it has become apparent that you better be on the “have” side or you have a coin-toss chance of taking a standardized test next spring. Below, find all the pertinent reports that I generated this week. And now kindly bugger off. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Another week passes, more Ws, more Ls, more waiver claims, more trades, amazing name changes! League fates rise and fall like the tides. Each injury face-fucks a different league member seemingly every minute. Here’s the stuff we talked about this week, and the reports! Enjoy another two hours of steaming garbage! First we have Belter.AI’s incredible name change/avatar combo, love this one! Next up is the raw image of Eric’s new team name, “How to please a man orally.” Finally, here’s the new Belter trophy, for those of you who didn’t see it because you went to a different fucking draft: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
The guys are finally back on A schedule at last, commence season now! In a short opening episode, the boys unveil two new segments and just have a grand old time chatting about cucking and other things that will eventually come back to haunt them. It’s time to fake a meeting, time to turn on the Sonos system, time to tell your wife you have to work late, time to put the pod on speaker in a public place! Let’s fucking GOOOOOOO! Here’s your KOTW: Now go fuck yourself. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Well, I thought we might hit 3 hours while mastur—I mean pontificating about the draft, and we came damn close, falling short by just 69 seconds. Is that intentional, do you think? Hmmmm. Perhaps! On today’s show, we talk to just about everyone in the league about last weekend’s draft, get AI grades from Defending Champion, EDogg927, and generally try to fill so much time with boring draft talk, that next week’s opening episode will be exciting in comparison! This show is made up of so many files, that if there aren’t any editing errors in here, I will be stunned. Deal with it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
It’s the season finale of A League of Inches Podcast, and the Commissioner didn’t even stay in Ohio for it! I mean to tell you that this fucking show is so jam-packed with league content, that three hours couldn’t contain it all! There’s a visit from our champion, there’s audio from around the league, there’s a special guest who might be angling for the co-host chair! There are democratically elected awards! IT’S THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???? It’s an extravaganza the likes of which has never been seen in this league or any other! See you bitches next season! Peace, Love, and Timmy, Your Favorite Fantasy Football Podcast Host This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
It’s a Christmas miracle! We got the pod done before the holidays. Next week may not be so lucky! In this week’s episode, Eric and Tim tear each other apart for entertainment value, and then Keith & Wil attempt to paste them back together, only for Keith to then tear it all apart one last time with A Strong December. Is the mighty ALLIANCE fracturing? Tune in to find out! Does anyone look at the description? First person to read this and text me privately will get $0.69 Venmo from me. Happy Holidays, you dumb bastards. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Round 1 of the playoffs is over, welcome to round 2! We have new sound, new song, new homosexual tension, new shotgunning, new smack talk. Tune in, as the days get shorter, so do the shows! Only TWO MORE SHOWS REMAINING IN THE SEASON! Let’s get some!! Proof that the assault on the Empire is over: Proof that 4 teams remain to claim the crown: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
It’s playoff time! Goodnight to Proximo, Ned, Keifff, HOKARR, and Jordan. Good luck this week, everyone! Final League standings below! Stay tuned for what Wil called “an instant classic!” Ned said to me in a message today something to the effect of, “We have GOT to be the only league in the world with their own podcast, right?” So this week, I will go look and see if I can find another one! Let’s do it! Week 14 pod, incoming! You probably don’t want your mom listening to this one… This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Keith’s anger at HOKARR for giving away the Empire Funds finally boils over. Drama over playoff position reaches a fever pitch. The Tim vs. Eric battle comes to a head. Come for the scintillating game recaps, stay for the riveting league-member-sent-in audio! It’s the penultimate week of the regular season, ad we cover it ALL on A League of Inches Podcast! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Happy Thanksgiving, ALOI!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Eric takes a Neddy bye. Prox blasts me in the eye. HOKARR’s stock drops. Peter drops a deuce, virtually guaranteeing Wil will make the playoffs. In a deadly game of musical chairs between Peter, HOKARR, Josh, Jordan, and Will, who will be left standing? (In this case, standing is bad, you see, because sitting people got a chair and made the playoffs—try to keep up, dummies!) The League heavily desires my players, but can they acquire them? It will take a special keeper to make the final blockbuster move of the season! Blah blah blah, week 11! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Shit is getting really really real now, as one month remains in the regular season! Can Keith parlay his big SweetGreen into something more? A playoff spot, perhaps? (Probably not.) Tune in to see if Keith has anything to say about beating Tim this week! Also, I hope you like Whitney Houston! We continue to spew garbage as long as you guys continue to listen, so…enjoy! Here are the reports for week 10: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
The season is really coming into focus. Only 7 will make it. We know who isn’t making it. So really now, it’s: Don’t be 8th or 9th. Punishment comes down to 3 people also. The other 9 of you can be considered safe. This week was a pretty pathetically mediocre and average week, in an average league, participated in by some pretty average middle-aged guys. But the sum of us is greater than our holes, or something like that. Together, we make this league something special. Instead of doing this show, I should have spent an hour reading the transcript of the brilliant shit-talking war between Eric and me this past Sunday, but instead, I wasted two hours of everyone’s time to create absolutely no new thoughts or knowledge. You’re welcome. Here are this week’s reports: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Jon has heard enough of our whining. He reminds us we are men, then we promptly forget about this and start whining again! New sounds this week! Plus a tribute to a legendary pimp/dicksman! We’ve got the movers, the risers, the fallers, the new league leaders, the new cellar dwellers (well, that’s actually the same.) Find it ALL here on ALOI Podcast! Including THIS: Just two hours? These guys are slipping! Now, enjoy these reports, generated by Keifff, computer semi-genius, and STFU! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
Well, it’s the thing everyone’s talking about. HJ left the WhatsApp chat, and the fucking world has turned upside down. Enough that we dropped 177-minute podcast to discuss it! New content bursts from every seam, and oozes out everywhere, all over Wil’s birthday cake. OOPS. Enjoy the fact that we did pretty much every segment we can do on this pod. The season is in its prime, so there is much to discuss. Also, enjoy my new reports that I wrote awesome scripts to generate. (below) Why doesn’t Yahoo! just program their site the way that I do? Because they’re dumb fucks, that’s why. If you don’t have a trans-Atlantic flight, this pod may prove difficult to finish in one sitting, kind of like that woman Joshy met at Giant Eagle. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
The trade frenzy has reached a fever pitch! Who got one, who’s left in the cold? The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Ned, Prox, and Keiff limp towards halfway with NOTHING to show for 6 weeks of work. Keith unLOADs two new, terrible songs this week… which is less terrible? 9 Teams Remain—who will take the crown? If you have 100 minutes to burn, no real threshold for boredom, and two ears, boy do I have a podcast for you! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com
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