LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, McKinley discovers there’s a complaints department where grownups can file complaints about kids. Apparently, kids are too loud, too messy, too whiny, and according to one person, even too small. McKinley decides to help solve some of these complaints, but quickly discovers that making one person happy usually gives someone else something new to complain about. Maybe the real problem isn’t kids after all. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, a kid takes on the challenge of turning an evil supervillain into a good guy. It sounds easy enough. He just has to teach the guy to be kind, help others, and stop blasting things with lasers. But some habits are harder to break than others. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Grace always gets a funny feeling in her stomach right before the first day of school. New teacher, new rules, and the possibility that she might have to go around and try to find 5 other people who like the same kind of potato as she does. But what if there could be a way to fast forward to the second day of school? Everyone knows the second day is when things start getting really good. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. When life hands you a mystery box, you take it, right? How else will you ever know what's inside? And if you don't know what's inside, you might spend the rest of your days wondering. So, just take the mystery box... and of course hope that whoever made the box didn't just thrown a half-eaten muffin inside of it. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Breanna makes a wish to have all of her dreams come true. Too bad she forgets to clarify that she isn’t talking about her nighttime dreams. Who would want those dreams to come true? Those dreams can get weird… Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Daphne gets the chance to help test and redesign the rides at her town's summer carnival. There's just one problem... she's afraid of roller coasters, Tilt-A-Whirls, and just about every other ride. How do you make a thrill ride better when you don't like thrills? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Duncan discovers he has a problem he never even knew he had. Apparently, his parents have been secretly sneaking vegetables into his food! Thankfully, the Vegetable Detective is on the case. But is he already too late? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Harvey has spent his whole life wondering why people laugh when they get tickled. He has never felt ticklish even once. But when he finally discovers his own ticklish spot, he soon wishes he never had. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. It's okay to be bored. And it's okay to stare at a blank wall. It's just not okay to be SO bored that you decide to prove the Swamp Chicken Head Man is real. Mostly because, ya know... stranger danger. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, A.J. agrees to babysit a little boy for the very first time. But before the boy's mom will trust him with the job, he has to pass a special test: keeping an egg safe for an entire week. That should be easy...right? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Caylee and Derrick want nothing more than to enjoy summer break the way it was meant to be enjoyed. The plan is simple: play, play, and play some more. Only, they quickly find out that their parents have other ideas. A daily to-do list filled with CHORES! At first, it doesn't seem too bad, but then the lists keep getting longer... and stranger. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Finley lives in a time before water was called water. Back then, people just called it the Wet Stuff, and everyone knew you were supposed to stay far away from it. But after accidentally touching some of it, Finley discovers something surprising: it doesn't sting, burn, or turn his hands into crab hands. And now he can't stop thinking about it. Too bad the whole town seems ready to do everything to stop it from happening again. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Waylon decides to become a serious businessman. He puts on a suit and tie, hires his best friend, and opens a lemonade stand. Except, don’t dare call it a lemonade stand. That’s kid stuff. Waylon is operating a Handcrafted Lemon Beverage Pop-Up Cafe. But there’s a lot more to running a business than wearing a suit and tie. Waylon keeps finding new new problems to solve. Like how to make lemonade when you don’t have lemons... and how to earn enough money for a private jet. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Scarlett will do almost anything to get invited to the biggest birthday party of the summer. There will be ponies, a splash-pad-style bouncy castle, and a chocolate fountain! But when kids start getting uninvited over the tiniest arguments, Scarlett finds herself facing a very tough decision: chase the perfect party or stand up for her best friend. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Ivy decides she’s done worrying about monsters under her bed. Besides, there’s no such thing as monsters living under people’s beds anyway. But if, hypothetically speaking, a monster ever did show up, could she not just give it a makeover to make it look a little less scary? What could possibly go wrong? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital. You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them. Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush. Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head. You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, someone remembers the most important thing in the world… that they forgot to bring. What a shame it would be if your parent ended up getting a speeding ticket… again. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning. Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this… Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten ? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old? Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work. Or do they? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest. What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks? I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .