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Published by Dan Allegretto
posting my free episodes here but the better episodes and the real tea is on my patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dial_dan
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The grasshopper reentering my home for the 3rd time, a new daily game, rejecting the Desus and Mero/Kareem subway takes/Mamdani NYC brand of fake joviality and "humor", the origins of saying "_____ington", getting a $10 parking ticket in Hudson, trying on endless vintage Levi's, Wegman's frozen pizza, befriending an 85 year old woman in New Jersey only to be deeply betrayed..., taking the scenic route through Harriman State Park, the Perez Hilton self mutilation video, ( TV/Movie Corner: The Shards, Alone Australia, Muriel's Wedding, Jackass: Best and Last, The Invite, The Odyssey, The Hamptons by Barbara Kopple) , I list my top 30 movies of all time, and so much more <3
Friend of the pod (lesbian) Jess Rothschild joins us to discuss-- Madonna endlessly, gay meccas (p-town, the pines, and cherry grove), getting divorced, workout classes, how to reach out to celeb's management, our relatives escaping WW2, and so much minutia your head will literally spin off its shoulders <3 get into Jess's vibe y'all: Finding Fire Island Hot Takes And Deep Dives
jussie and karamo dating, making a new upstate friend, the scariest bug i've ever seen landing next to me, a skanky white bean stew, how to relieve tennis elbow, tuscon az friends unexpectedly descending upon beacon ny, upstate art weekend at 'the campus,' meeting my friend's baby for the first time, hiding from my old billionaire boss, the sheep detectives, how to reheat rotisserie chicken, a new true crime podcast idea, and sooo much more <3
a surprising turkey sandwich in Germantown, a devastating visit to the mechanic for my NYS inspection, showing a bestie around Beacon before going to NJ for a pool party/RAILS/townie sports bar situation, dissecting the Knicks hysteria to the Nth degree, driving to Jasmine from The Valley's wedding venue on my way home ( stalking; illegal) , and sooo much more! <3
aka Pleasure Systems comes on the pod to discuss: his new album, an AI musician ripping off his song two days before it's release, madonna's new singles, the movie Michael, the trailer for Whalefall with josh brolin, the Tony awards, talking to celebs and not knowing who they are, getting too close with the owner of the liquor store, fire island in the winter, forgetting your bodega guys names for eight consecutive years, and so much more! LEAVE IT IN THE SAND <--- stream
the origin of Bandsplain podcast and it's theme song, our first concerts, ballet classes, Criminal Minds, extensive Taco Bell tea, the classic NY vs LA conversation, Mother Mary review, charli xcx's 'rock music' comes up over and over again, but mostly chummy minutia that warms the heart and soul; real heads will absolutely ascend <3
the glorious nature of spring in upstate new york, being heartbroken by the discovery that the insta reel/tiktok sound byte "oh no no no" was a shangri la's song, live reviewing the aerosmith cover of said song, pitting two women (charli xcx and slayyyter) against each other, finding office furniture at a new jersey habitat for humanity ReStore, bourbon chicken at the palisades center mall, shopping for shorts, atrocious lighting at the independent book store, exploring the "Local" tab on upstate new york tiktok, and so much more <3
Buying kitchen gadgets (Le Creuset non stick skillet and Kitchenaid Japanese steel knife set full review), visiting Sarah Lawrence college for the Naomi Fry reading and randomly meeting an A Lister along the way, the Bargain Barn in Sharon Connecticut moving, trying to outsmart Wegman's frozen lasagna and Trader Joe's butter chicken with my new air fryer/toaster oven combo and failing miserably, an overall abundance of neighborhood and general Upstate minutiae while I beg the ultimate question- am I living in the shadow of myself???
Two Hours
An unexpected jaunt to Poughkeepsie and Kingston, the restaurant Terrapin, joining the Bonvoy rewards program, an antique mirage, the Year In Review going absolutely viral, Kristen Cavallari's astrologist, regretting turning my instagram story replies back on, the season premier of RuPaul's Drag Race, Zohran's first days, realizing I wasn't born with the giant mole on my face, paying homage to toilet plungers, and I answer Questions regarding how to tell your dad he needs veneers and what General Motors SUV should you buy?
a lengthy recap of my thanksgiving weekend in pastoral connecticut before i get into: epstein files released (?) anora sweep at oscar’s lady gaga album ‘mayhem’ james kennedy regrets posting pic with tate brothers mahmoud khalil detained wendy williams throws note from window cromwell hotel in vegas becoming the vanderpump hotel demna named creative director of gucci donatella versace resigns poppers crackdown stranded astronauts return to earth after 9 months jfk files released (?) white lotus brother incest handjob george foreman RIP war plan group chat leak yolanda saldivar denied parole myanmar and thailand 7.7 earthquake the emancipation of brooke hogan morgan wallen skips SNL cast hugs val kilmer RIP
***if you want the tea in real time please subscribe to the patreon<3*** topics: making a movie deck, a letterboxd milestone, a butt dial sent from heaven, unsubscribing from raya, taking a chance on banana republic jeans online, having my first lobster roll of the summer in september, dog fashion show tea, a major segment on charlie kirk , TV/Movie Corner: (task, aka charlie sheen, weapons, dylan mulvaney on RHOC), a deep dive into contemporary music (i hear 2hollis for the first time,) and of course i answer some Questions <3
topics: a quick jaunt to beacon ny, a harrowing encounter on the bench, a comically bad night of sleep, brushing teeth with hot vs. cold water, taco bell y2k menu, maura tierney on law and order, friend(dot)com subway ads, a deep dive into mariah carey's new album Here For It All, and i answer all your Questions <3
RIP d'angelo, the victoria's secret fashion show, a deep dive into "pop star academy: katseye" on netflix, i explore other k-pop groups and take them down one by one because k-pop is the mark of the devil etc, a lengthy retelling of my one ghost story, and i answer all your Questions on the topics of-- being a stepfather, queer youth using canes, ideal brand partnerships, job interview strategies, body lotion, and what kind of shoe a middle aged man should wear to dinner <3
topics: new microphone and studio setup, a food pickup mixup, how to improve twitter, kecksberg pennsylvania 1965, a black amex sighting, TV Corner: drag race, AJLT, RHOC, always sunny, Too Much, a list of media i'm saving for my death bed or long hospital stay, and i answer all your Questions <3
topics: a landmark word game high score, new perfume update, road rage on flushing avenue, truncated domes, revisiting james charles v. trisha paytas, a police chase outside the funeral home, the laundromat getting rid of chairs, can you shower during a thunderstorm? , the new gay bar in prime williamsburg, my new fav tv show 'slow horses', skinwalker ranch, free pad thai while watching the fugitive, sling blade, georgia from nextgen nyc trans-fishing, another new fav tv show 'such brave girls', jax leaving the valley, my top 10 movies of all time , and i answer so many intrusive Questions <3
topics: buying and installing ikea curtains that are too short, every detail of my connecticut and hudson valley trip (this is the entire episode; you won't want to miss it...), finalizing the pdf of my upcoming photo book, and i answer a bunch of Questions <3
topics: fixing the microphone, another trip to connecticut, in depth Buga Sphere analysis, update on the dire wolf found on skinwalker ranch, and just like that recap, queer love ultimatum season 2, andrew christian shuttering his doors, jeff lewis's exes getting married, volvo xc60 taking over the 240 in lifetime sales, accidental permanent leg hair removal, more mamdani stuff, an audio comparison of adriana of RHOM to penelope cruz in Blow, and i answer a bunch of Questions <3
topics: finding out that i do drop shipping, a lana del rey premonition, mourning dove fire escape egg update, trying out tactical sandals and settling for moccasins, a bald gay betrayal, revisiting the skaarsgard tea i spilled months ago..., getting some proof i needed about an insane neighbor, a tight 30 mins on the osama bin laden netflix doc/9/11/the war on terror, and i answer all your Questions (fav 90's songs, hygiene products, poconos recommendations, the valley, summerhouse, top chef, you name it!)
topics: inadvertently starting the pod five years ago on lena dunham's birthday, buying an AMFM radio to keep myself company, the reframe beauty launch, apple losing in court to patreon, My Grand Tour (rochester ny, elmira ny, kent ct), Greenpoint Neighborhood Update (zoe kravitz and noah centino, my neighbor wearing a peloton shirt, a firm handshake from my landlord's daughter, lay's thai bbq chips, shame stickers for street sweeping), Body Horror Corner (skin tags, accidentally "gleeking", having to google how old i am), and every single one of the written questions and voicemails are answered!
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Observed September 18, 2026. Cached outside the daily freshness window; the positions keep the date they were taken on.
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