We Don't Have Time For This

This week’s caller is wondering when it’s acceptable to step in and parent someone else’s kids, or when you should just mind your own damn business. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz’s flights are booked and the countdown is officially on! Gem’s been to see Maggie Dent and has returned with golden nuggets of parenting wisdom. This is life changing stuff. You’re welcome. Then, we need to talk about the #DramaKings in our lives, the melodramatic sons who are reminding us that boys are, in fact, allowed to cry. And just when we thought we were having a nice time, Revz has a call with the ATO that hits hard, opening up a very real chat about the financial stress so many of us are quietly drowning in. Notspons: R: Flowzy Pet Water Fountain (aff link) G: Zoe Foster Blake on The Imperfects - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she witnessed from a mother, yep you heard that right. Notspons: G: Make Up By Mario Blush Stick (raspberry) R: East of Eden on Netflix Mentions: The Dance Mums Lament - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so let’s unpack our own MIL goals despite having absolutely no experience in the matter. Just vibes, delusion and a dream. Happy Tuesday, DLs x Notspons: G: Waterproof dressing R: The Middle on Netflix - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller tried a friendship experiment and wasn’t happy with the results. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the podcast that brought you What Menu Item Are You? comes the next instalment nobody asked for but everyone needs: What Weather Are You? And while we’re here… What Sport Are You? Play along at home DLs. Plus, Revz is no longer a single, single Mum, which leads us into a bigger chat, do we expect more from our single friends? Notspons: G: Bus Traffic Fever R: Embryolisse Eclat Du Regard Eye Stick - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode discusses alleged domestic violence. If you need help, please call 1800RESPECT Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true crime documentary. Trigger warning on this one, DLs, as it deals with domestic violence. Former Bachelor star Sam Wood has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident in Noosa over the weekend. We’re beyond over the problem this country has with violence against women, so where to from here? Then, a silly little palate cleanser. Influencer and Gen Z icon Alix Earle has just claimed she’s never read a book, but fear not! We’ve noticed a micro-trend seeking out tactile media again, and we’re so here for it. Our INs and OUTs include the new quiet luxury symbol, the death of baggy jeans, ugly sunnies and the ultimate beach accessory. - Oakley Eye Jacket sunglasses Arc'teryx Business and Pleasure Co. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the oversharing. - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET (extended to Midnight AEST Sunday 4th October) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Know Thyself is officially over, the showgirl shoes are off and Gem and Revz are left wondering what the hell they’re going to do with themselves now. In the meantime, stream all four shows on the website before they’re gone forever! Then, the school mum contact naming system “Gemma (Raffa & Iggy’s Mum)” it’s an official thing, right? And Gem wants to freeze her kids at 6 and 8 forever, is this the perfect age? DLs, A little glimmer of hope from the early parenting trenches, because there really is a light at the end of that motherf*cking tunnel. Notspon: G: Tool to dig up Make Up and Skincare Dregs R: Gyoza Girl - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s DL has got more than she bargained for as class parent. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doron’s on the mic today and honestly, buckle up. We’re getting a little taste of what it’s like to fall in love, move to NYC and chase a Broadway dream… all in the time it takes to get two manicures. Casual. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller is not vibing her competitive postpartum friend. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the roast fest, Besties, it’s our love language. The WDHTFT Live Show Box Set is officially here! Get all 4 shows, including the Know Thyself livestream on Saturday 19 September, via our website. Squeal! Then, what comes to mind when you hear “independent woman”? And why don’t we talk about independent men in quite the same way? Plus, we’re unpacking Dr Gottman’s Bids for Connection. Are you turning towards, turning away… or completely missing the bid because you’re on your phone? Not spon: G: Toscano Chocolate Crepes R: Darrell Lee Raspberry Twists - Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller is thinking of moving countries and doing a whole life change. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The bad news is we had a technical glitch and lost our audio files, the good news is we extracted the video audio so we didn't leave you without an ep this week. A night nanny sounds like the dream, so why does accepting help come with a complimentary side of shame and guilt? Today we’re unpacking the weird pressure to do it all, the judgement around outsourcing the night shift and why exhausted mums simply cannot win. Let’s discuss, DLs. - Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Her kids want a dog, but our DL does not. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.