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S19E07: It was good to be king. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn… [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Athan as Troy LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. [WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.] LopCentral.com LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CREDITS: Written by Lou Sutcliffe Sound Design by Gem Music by Naem With help from the Meat Worm Special Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and Fortune Starring: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardener Cody Heath as Britches LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before. Website: https://dracula2004.wordpress.com/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/starstrider-productions?source=share Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/starstriderpods.bsky.social Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61573182728988 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S08E05: What did you redo to me? [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16E05: Research and Rediscovery [WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.] KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo. [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.] KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America. BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.com Listen To The Samantha Chronicles In Order CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha David Ault as Ty Betteridge KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lionhead, formerly Stinky Visits some friends post-temporal bleed He wants to know what they are thinking Now that they remember everything Stinky runs the Hutch With his gang of lops Helpful and servile and willing to die Mike gets a taste when he’s transported Attacked in the night by some mystery guy Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed Stinky was planning to visit the Base While Project Hail Mary plays in the background Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away There’s a metal cube Oh, what does it do? Mike think he has a decent idea It’s important work Or so I’ve heard A cauliflower scenario coming soon And no one remembers Ducky but me No one remembers Ducky but me I thought the point of this thing Was everyone remembers every single thing But no one remembers Ducky Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight He and the Numbers smash up the vats He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace What reason could he have for something like that? He and TXdawg leap Out and seize the beast They perform a citizen’s arrest They transport to Base So that he can face Marissa’s attempts to make him confess New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof MDawg wants to stay forever in now A crow brings them an interesting coin Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around It’s from Bradford’s group Now they have the proof Matt has joined the society At the lost and found Matt is led around By lop, with orders to locate Stinky The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do They check out the Base and scour for clues A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose Now the path is clear To Rugby from here Britches arranges for transportation They shoot Silver Fox Mikey’s in the trunk A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear lop’s got 100 things on his place A percent of him is in yellowknife He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes XL’s responsible for saving his life 38’s not kind He wants lop to die Like all the lops that came there before lop betrays XL Nothing personal lop must survive if he wants to learn more The iterations are back at the Complex A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones He runs off to die, the others all follow They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note Nobody arrives And in the lops’ eyes He’s just another bunny like them With Stinky as the prize He takes Salt inside The Bunny Complex to search for him there Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship He was almost killed while building a cube The lop that was with him reports to the Compound To see if there’s something that Ty can do Ty turns out the lights At the Hutch that night Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract Stuck in the mudrain In their little cave Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg He digs XL up to take it for himself But 47 was hiding in wait Now the stage is set All while Lieutenant Tricks MDawg to get in the cube Hornswaggle’s replaced And inside the cave Stinky transports and Mike gets loose Silver Fox wrote down all the details The Rugby idea was his own compromise Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive Tex transports from Base To the Meating place The three Legs meet and form an alliance Now the Compound runs Under Bradford’s thumb Lop and Al get stuck on an island Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit Now that means 38’s wearing it too The Meating of the Three Legs is intense But all of them know what they’re going to do Nobody outsmarts All their metal parts The array can’t withstand the attack Bradford’s lops swoop in At the last minute Scoop stinky up and they carry him back Will Stinky be a good boss When he runs the Compound? Will Mikey get his life back Or is he just a blob now? Will MDawg be a problem Once they stop sitting on him? Will they remember Ducky? Will they remember Ducky? And no one remembers Ducky but me No one remembers Ducky but me I thought the point of this thing Was everyone remembers every single thing But no one remembers Ducky But me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy. CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." - PetMD [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” - Source [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” - Wikipedia [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe and Felix LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - Wikipedia LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” - Source [Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.