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Published by Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien
Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to vibe in a dystopian future. That’s because they’re talking about Welcome II the Terrordome by Ngozi Onwurah.
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive around in a VW band with their entire families. That’s because they’re talking about Little Miss Sunshine by Valerie Faris & Jonathan Dayton.
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get really intimate with some gravelly hills. That’s because they’re talking about Taste of Cherry by Abbas Kiarostami.
The “Cinephile Cuties” are BACK and ready to hate their film director Dad. That’s because they’re talking about Sentimental Value by Joachim Trier. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to redo this episode three different times. That’s because they’re talking about Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sneak away with their little boyfriend. That’s because they’re talking about Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to seek revenge! That’s because they’re talking about Wild Tales by Damián Szifron. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to taste that Russian soup. That’s because they’re talking about I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid. Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter. And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd.
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road, Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
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Observed September 19, 2026. Cached outside the daily freshness window; the positions keep the date they were taken on.
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