The Utopia Project

📣 This week, The boys are joined by comedian Justin Panks for a conversation that takes us from the world of stand-up comedy to the possibility that absolutely none of this is real. Have you ever wondered whether we're living in a computer simulation? Are conspiracy theories always as ridiculous as they sound? And what happens when you start questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe? The gang get into simulation theory, parallel universes, strange experiences, dreams, artificial intelligence, social media algorithms and why people can get surprisingly defensive when you question their version of reality. Justin also takes Chunk, Jak & Sharpy through his journey into stand-up comedy, from his first ever gig to years of performing around the country, sharing some genuinely useful advice for anyone thinking about giving comedy a go. Then it's time to build Justin's perfect planet! Welcome to "Velcron", a world featuring an unconventional national anthem, a rather interesting national dish, some questionable laws, a very unusual annual tradition and a surprising national treasure. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/justinpanks Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Meet Comedian Justin Panks 04:02 - How to Get Started in Stand-Up Comedy 10:00 - The Toughest Comedy Audiences and Learning Your Craft 14:04 - Conspiracy Theories and Questioning Reality 20:00 - Dreams, Strange Experiences and Parallel Universes 26:00 - Are We Living in a Computer Simulation? 32:00 - AI, Social Media Algorithms and Online Manipulation 36:00 - The Liberty Slice Sponsor Break 39:00 - Questioning What We Believe About the World 44:00 - Building Justin Panks Perfect Planet 45:04 - Naming the Planet Velcron and Designing Its Flag 49:31 - National Anthems and the Ultimate Battle Cry 52:46 - The Planet's National Dish and Drinks 58:00 - Food Opinions, Cucumber and Unusual Combinations 1:02:17 - Strange Planetary Laws and Unpopular Opinions 1:04:00 - Should Famous People Be Allowed to Start Podcasts? 1:11:19 - Choosing the Planet's Ambassador 1:14:15 - The Planet's Annual Tradition 1:19:03 - Why Chess Is the Perfect Game 1:24:27 - The Scenario Cup: The Planet Wants a Divorce 1:28:18 - Justin Panks, Upcoming Shows and The Outro

📣 This week the boys are back with a Halloween special full of flying cars, off-grid living, questionable Halloween traditions and some seriously strange ideas! They debate whether flying cars are actually the future or just another pointless bit of technology, discuss the dream of escaping modern life and going back to basics, and redesign trick-or-treating for the modern world. Then things get increasingly unhinged as the boys battle it out over Halloween ideas, choose the perfect soundtrack for a very questionable situation, dive into World War Two games and modern warfare, before creating their very own terrifying Halloween creatures! Who wins Creature Feature? And which Halloween monster deserves to haunt your nightmares? 🎃 It's The Utopia Project Halloween Special!......sort of! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Intro & The Rock Theory 05:15 Flying Cars, Elon Musk & Future Technology 11:36 Escaping Modern Life & Living Off-Grid 16:54 Halloween Special & Trick-or-Treat Ideas 20:19 Why We Don't Love Halloween 26:57 The Origins of Trick-or-Treating 33:24 The Next Halloween Challenge 39:11 Choosing the Ultimate Dark Soundtrack 45:14 Modern Warfare, Drones & Conscription 50:02 Supporting The Utopia Project 52:06 Creature Feature: The Halloween Beasts 57:34 The Werewolf With a Terrible Curse 01:02:08 Halloween Special Finale & Live Show

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by tattoo artist Jason Sinclair to talk about the "Life Project", an initiative using tattoos to help people honour loved ones, remember life-changing experiences and give something back to people who’ve been through the unimaginable. Jason opens up about the story behind the project, how one family’s experience inspired him to do more, and why a tattoo that takes just a few hours can mean a lifetime to the person receiving it. The gang explore the emotional connections people build with their tattoo artists, the stories people share in the chair, and why sometimes the experience matters just as much, if not sometimes more, than the tattoo itself. But obviously, it can’t be serious for too long… The boys get to planet building, and Jason has come up with Planet Gary. Expect a questionable national flag, a Nokia ringtone national anthem sung by retired nightclub bouncers, emergency potatoes, and some absolutely baffling ideas that somehow start to make sense the longer they discuss them. Strap in. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/jasonsinclairtattoos Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:50 - Jason Sinclair and the Story Behind the Life Project 05:00 - The Meaning Behind Tattoos and Giving Back 10:00 - Turning the Life Project Into Something Bigger 15:00 - Why People Open Up in the Tattoo Chair 20:00 - Helping People Matters More Than Follower Counts 25:00 - Tattoo Studio Stories, Customer Loyalty and Authenticity 28:29 - Let's Build a Planet! Welcome to Planet Gary 30:00 - A Pigeon, a Butter Knife and a 1% Battery 33:20 - The Nokia Ringtone National Anthem 38:00 - Planet Gary's Bizarre Traditions 43:00 - Building the Rules of Planet Gary 48:00 - Politics, Power and Life on Planet Gary 53:00 - Wagner, World Leaders and International Peace 58:00 - More Ridiculous Ideas for Planet Gary 1:03:36 - Supporting The Utopia Project on Patreon 1:04:25 - Planet Gary's National Treasure 1:05:35 - The Original Emergency Potato 1:07:21 - The Official Planet Gary Recap 1:08:00 - National Dishes, Drinks and More Planetary Nonsense 1:13:00 - Goats, Milk and a Very Strange Conversation 1:15:19 - Where to Find Jason Sinclair and the Life Project 1:16:23 - Episode Wrap-Up and Where to Follow The Utopia Project

📣 📣 This week the boys are back with another wild trip into Utopia! They talk expensive Toby Carvery lunches, massive 100-inch TVs, dodgy fire safety signs, becoming a DIY handyman and the rality of going to gigs when sober! After the usual catch-up, the boys get into the Utopian games, where they battle it out over marble cake and mysterious swirly toys, create two completely different versions of "The Raven", and decide on some new Laws of the Land for the gym that results in some rather worrying role play! Expect rubber ducks, billionaires, Batman, potholes, compliments, and absolutely no professionalism. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Intro 01:00 - Toby Carvery, Expensive Food & Massive TVs 05:00 - 100-Inch TVs, Fire Safety & The World's Worst Fire Sign 10:00 - Fireproof Signs, "Gobbo" & A Very Rock 'n' Roll Gig 15:00 - DIY Handyman, Broken Extractor Fans & Going Sober 20:00 - Liberty Slice Co. – Authentic New York Pizza 21:00 - Stuff or Things – Marble Cake & The Mysterious Swirly Toy 25:00 - Local Legends – Meet The Raven 30:00 - The Raven, Batman & The World's Most Confusing Billionaire 35:00 - Patreon & Supporting The Utopia Project 37:25 - Law of the Land – Gym Weights & Complimenting Strangers 42:00 - Final Scores, Live Show & The End Of The Podcast 44:24 - Goodbye from Utopia

📣 📣 This week the boys are joined by Paul & Rob from Lincoln post-hardcore band Bat Flattery - and things get weird very quickly. The lads talk about how Bat Flattery started back in 2020, the band's ever-changing lineup, their upcoming 16-track album and the genuinely ridiculous story of how their original drummer ended up playing a barbeque and a suitcase! They also get into the eternal argument over music genres, guilty pleasures, separating the art from the artist, and why sometimes it's easier just to call your band "rock" and let everyone else argue about it. Paul & Rob go head-to-head to build their perfect planet, including biblically accurate flags, road burgers, Gold Coke and the introduction of the legendary National Red Button Day! and let's not forget the peaceful and thought provoking effects of the the greatest logo ever created and one of the most unexpectedly passionate & emotional arguments we've ever had about something so "beautiful" Classic times. Crazy days. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/bat_flattery_music Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project & Bat Flattery 05:00 - The drummer who played a barbecue and suitcase 10:00 - Bat Flattery's 16-track album & keeping songs short 15:00 - Guilty pleasures, bad artists & separating art from the artist 20:00 - Planet Wars begins: building the perfect planet 25:00 - Planet flags, biblically accurate angels & no patriotism 30:00 - National anthems, battle cries & going to war 35:00 - Road burgers: the ultimate national dish 40:00 - Murphy's, Belgian beer & the Gold Coke debate 45:00 - No ukuleles allowed: creating the laws of Utopia 50:00 - Action Bronson as planetary ambassador 55:00 - National Red Button Day: everyone gets a day off 1:00:00 - Chef, true crime & the world's strangest sleep sounds 1:05:00 - Patreon, exclusive episodes & supporting The Utopia Project 1:10:00 - The Video Collection logo becomes a national treasure 1:15:00 - Three suns, planetary chaos & the Video Collection test 1:20:00 - Planet Chicken recap, the winner & Bat Flattery 1:23:00 - Find Bat Flattery online & goodbye

📣 This week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discover that you don't actually need to buy anything to have a great day out... apparently you can just go to Currys and try everything instead! From test-driving MacBooks and sitting on ridiculous sofas to treating electrical retailers like a theme park, the boys discuss the art of browsing with absolutely no intention of spending any money. They also investigate Baggy's revolutionary approach to fixing a broken TV, debate whether you can simply turn up at a restaurant and "just have a look", and reveal the latest ridiculous businesses for Utopia in Risky Business. Then it's time for Thunderdome, where the boys have to find the perfect superhero to become Utopia's electrician, before Word on the Street introduces us to the terrifying phenomenon of the "Cram Pam"! As always, expect plenty of nonsense, questionable logic, and three best mates trying to make the perfect planet slightly more ridiculous. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/baggysix Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Intro & The Hunt For A Lovely Lunch 05:00 - Test-Driving MacBooks You Can't Afford 10:00 - Why Currys Is Basically A Theme Park 15:00 - Baggy's Broken TV & The "Ten X That Shit" Problem 20:00 - The Boys Consider Joining MI5 22:49 - Risky Business: Bob Ticket Co. 27:00 - Counterfeit Tickets, Beans & Getting Revenge On Your Enemies 30:40 - Thunderdome: Who Should Be Utopia's Electrician? 35:00 - Ant-Man vs Thor: The Ultimate Superhero Electrician 38:56 - Support The Utopia Project On Patreon 40:49 - Word On The Street: "Cram Pam" 43:00 - Cram Pams, Trains & The Worst Seat On The Train 45:00 - Final Scores, Outro & Welcome To Utopia

📣 This week on the show, the boys are joined by Alice Kat to talk music, spirituality, ghosts, manifestation, skateboarding, Avatar, childhood trauma and, eventually, building her very own perfect planet. Alice told the gang about the new album she’s been working on, why she uses music as a way of processing emotions, and the paranormal experience that completely changed the way she thinks about ghosts and spirituality. Expect plenty of teachable moments, Sunny D, Mackerel Curry and a prime minister dilema! Belter episode! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/aliceekat Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 02:15 - Alice Kat's New Album & Music as Therapy 05:30 - Ghosts, Spirituality & The Lunar Eclipse 10:00 - Meditation, Tarot & Signs From The Universe 15:30 - Manifesting, Fate & The Mysteries of Life 18:53 - Building Alice's Perfect Planet 20:00 - Kat Utopia Gana: The Peaceful Planet 23:00 - Childhood, School & The Planet's Flag 29:45 - Music, Skateboarding & Keeping Your Feet on the Ground 31:45 - Choosing The Planet's National Anthem 36:00 - Battle Cries, Pokemon & The National Dish 38:52 - Mackerel Curry, Childhood Food & Sweet Memories 45:00 - Drinks, W.K.D. & Growing Up 49:15 - The Laws of Kat Utopia Gana 53:47 - Speed Limits, Cruise Control & Self-Driving Cars 59:00 - Avatar: The Last Airbender & Uncle Iroh 64:00 - Supporting The Utopia Project 65:15 - Everything Day: Seeing Colours & Talking to the Dead 68:50 - The Snow Globe & Alice's National Treasure 71:00 - The Weirdest Parts of Building a Planet 74:00 - The Final Planet Recap 75:15 - Margaret Thatcher, Nigel Farage or Tony Blair? 78:00 - Where to Find Alice Kat 79:20 - Thanks for Watching!

📣 This week, the boys get stuck into a very suspicious-looking terrorist plot at RAF Fairford, conspiracy theories, international spies, and the increasingly blurry line between security and control. Then things take a much stranger turn as Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discuss getting silver grills, bizarre dreams, excessive caffeine and the "Glue stick Incident" Elsewhere, the gang talk about cheap sweets, 90s nostalgia, train stations, ridiculous public transport ideas, and whether trains should just slow down enough for people to jump on and off! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co.🍕http://www.libertyslice.co🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - RAF Fairford, Terrorist Plots & Conspiracy Theories 05:00 - International Spies, Bombs & The Suspicious Farmer 10:00 - Terrorism, Conspiracy Theories & "Four Lions" 15:00 - Silver Grills & The Weirdest Dream Ever 20:00 - Eating Glue Sticks in Your Dreams 25:00 - New Podcasts, Emo Nights & Getting Old 30:00 - 90s Sweets, Cheap Chocolate & Nostalgia 35:00 - The World's Most Dangerous Train Station 40:00 - Planetary Playlist: The Perfect Beer Tap Sound 45:00 - Creature Feature: The Glass Pixie 50:00 - Nuclear Bombs, Magic Pixies & The End of the Show 55:00 - The Utopia Project Live Show & Patreon 57:19 - End Credits

📣 This week the boys are joined by Stu from For I The Badger to build his ultimate utopian planet! they kick things off talking music, punk vocals, The Prodigy, Idles, live gigs, grassroots music and the joy of making music simply because you love doing it. They also explore the strange world of band names, music festivals and why supporting small local venues could be the key to keeping live music alive. After a good chinwag, the gang crack on with planet building where Stu cooks up a place where debt doesn't exist and stone cold steve austin keeps thing is check! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/forithebadger Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project & For The Badger 04:00 – The Prodigy, Punk & Making Covers 09:00 – Music Festivals, Boomtown & Musical Diversity 14:00 – Starting For I The Badger & Finding Your Own Sound 19:00 – The Grassroots Music Community 20:55 – Building The Home of the Badgers 26:20 – The Badger Planet Flag 28:48 – The National Anthem, Therapy Tracks & The Dambusters 33:00 – The Haka, Battle Cries & The Badger Hacker 36:34 – Subscribe, Follow & Support The Utopia Project 37:38 – The National Dish: Why Fruit Is Underrated 43:00 – Fruit, Vegetables & The Great Banana Debate 48:00 – Coca-Cola, Guinness & The Ultimate Planetary Drink 53:00 – Guinness Culture, Bowling & Being a Proper Bloke 56:40 – The Laws of The Home of the Badgers 01:02:00 – Money, Debt, Interest & The Utopian Economy 01:05:20 – National Service for Grassroots Music 01:08:00 – Patreon & Supporting The Utopia Project 01:09:43 – The Stone Cold Steve Austin Wizard 01:12:00 – GTA, AI & The End of GTA V 01:14:00 – Why Games Aren't As Easy To Get Into Anymore 01:15:30 – The Ultimate Utopian Music Festival 01:18:20 – The Ambient Mountain Range 01:21:00 – The Home of the Badgers: Planet Recap 01:22:35 – THREE NUKES: Destroying The Utopia 01:25:00 – For The Badger, Charity & Final Thoughts 01:26:40 – Where To Find For The Badger 01:27:00 – Subscribe, Follow & Support The Podcast 01:28:40 – Welcome to Utopia

📣 This week, the boys are back in the studio with Coope standing in for Voorny, to ponder the perfect planet, but before they get to building Utopia there was plenty to discuss; Expensive bike crashes, hardcore dancing, tiny Nokia phones, Babe Station, Steve Coogan, David Mitchell & The Gentlemen. After that, the boys take to finding the best thing to make you do a double take, Find out everything there is to know about "Beeswax Steve" and decided on some very important gardening laws! And of course an announcement of some VERY important Utopian News! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/itscoopeinnit Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 03:00 The £3,800 Bike Crash 06:20 Tiny Nokia Phones & Babe Station 10:20 Steve Coogan, Legends & The Lego Movie Face 15:50 Ludwig, The Gentlemen & TV Recommendations 19:00 Liberty Slice Co – Our Sponsor 19:55 Double Take – What Would Make You Look Twice? 24:00 The Jet-Powered Camper Van 27:45 Local Legends – Beeswax Steve 32:00 Beeswax Steve Becomes an Arsonist 35:50 Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 37:45 Law of the Land – Gardening Laws 42:00 Why Gardening Tools Need To Be Longer 46:10 That's A Wrap! 47:00 The Big Utopia Project Live Show Announcement 50:20 Welcome to Utopia

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by guest co-host; Coope and on the couch they havej spoken word poet, author and professional cheese enthusiast; Stu Freestone to build his perfect planet. Stu takes the gang on a journey from acting and accidentally landing TV adverts on his road to spoken word poetry, his new book The Lights That Blur Between, touring the UK and why writing became such an important way of processing life, grief and mental health. Then, as usual, it's on to planet building, where there's a national anthem that gets progressively louder, a flag that is actually a never-ending Catchphrase puzzle, and a full-blown cheese war cry. The most gloriously ridiculous planet centered around cheese and good vibes! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/stufreestonepoet Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 02:17 - How Stu Freestone Became a Spoken Word Poet 04:10 - From Working in a Café to TV Adverts 06:34 - Selling Your Soul to Advertising 08:05 - The Reality of Auditioning for Adverts 10:36 - Saying the Same Line 300 Times 12:40 - The 888 Poker Advert 14:08 - Wearing the Director's Fleece 16:12 - "I Want a Nut Flush" 17:38 - Stu's Love of Cheese 19:27 - Our Pizza Sponsor 20:23 - The Lights That Blur Between 22:04 - Poetry, Grief, Mental Health & Resilience 25:20 - "I Believe in You" 26:07 - The Book Launch in York 28:23 - Performing in Front of a Live Audience 30:18 - The Cheese Monger Battle Rap 32:08 - Rind Over Reason 34:13 - An Unplanned Striptease 34:51 - Stu's Spoken Word Tour 37:07 - How Do You Write a Book? 38:47 - Subscribe, Like & Follow The Utopia Project 39:52 - Let's Build Stu's Perfect Planet 40:00 - The Cheese Planet Gets Its Name 42:55 - The World's Weirdest Planetary Flag 46:49 - The Monty Python National Anthem 49:29 - The Cheese Planet's War Cry 53:38 - Cheese on Toast for Everyone 56:05 - How to Learn to Like Blue Cheese 59:52 - The World's Most Pungent Cheese 01:03:39 - Maggot-Infested Cheese 01:07:14 - What Counts as a Delicacy? 01:08:14 - The Planet's Drinks: Bloody Marys & Nesquik 01:10:20 - Welsh Rarebit & The Milk Obsession 01:13:34 - The Most Unhinged Nesquik Idea Yet 01:15:04 - Patreon & How to Support the Podcast 01:16:58 - The Go Left Revolution 01:18:26 - No More Clapping When Planes Land 01:23:12 - Brian Blessed & Bob Mortimer Run the Planet 01:28:25 - The Great Shush: A Day of Silence 01:32:50 - The Planet's National Treasure 01:34:02 - The 3,500-Year-Old Cheese Oracle 01:39:33 - Stu's Complete Cheese Planet 01:40:50 - What Are You Going to Do With All the Swans? 01:43:36 - Find Stew Freestone & His Spoken Word Tour 01:44:31 - Subscribe to The Utopia Project 01:45:49 - Outro

📣 This week the boys talk about their recent visit to Boston United FC, Losing lots of money gambling and obviously..... becoming Fan men! After storytime, the boys ponder where Sharpy should go for his next solo holiday & Jak has a rant at his own brain! Follow this up with finding out what a "Beef Stain" is, who can become Utopia's pest controller and create a way to monetize food poisoning... What else were you expecting?! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project & Football Hospitality 05:00 – The Family Football Tradition & Questionable Food 10:00 – Football Kits, Merch & Looking Like The Manager 15:00 – The £450 Raffle Win That Nearly Happened 17:07 – Liberty Slice Co – Authentic New York Pizza 18:02 – Holiday Plans, Work & The Bradford Score 20:00 – Where Should We Go on Holiday? 23:00 – Theme Parks, Flying Lessons & Adventure Ideas 25:00 – Paragliding Without a Licence?! 27:00 – Why Does My Brain Remember Useless Things? 30:00 – Risky Business: Twinkle Tums 35:00 – Twinkle Tums Takes a Very Dark Turn 38:00 – Thunderdome: Who Makes the Best Pest Controller? 40:00 – Eddie Murphy's Doctor Dolittle vs The Rats 44:59 – Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 46:53 – Word on the Street: "Beef Stain" 48:00 – The Worst Possible Beef Stain Story 50:30 – Final Scores, Outro & Welcome to Utopia

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are joined by photographer, artist and musician and all-round creative maverick Steven Haddock The gang chat photography, music, punk bands, the Lincoln creative scene, making a living from art, why you sometimes have to fail repeatedly before anything works, and why working a normal job just isn't for creative people. After this, Steven dreamt up his perfect planet, Dubbed "HELL-0" where the nokia tunes echo far through the mountains, Roadworkers are hunted like animals, and hash browns cure every ailment! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/stevenhaddockphoto ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/cathedral.rat Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project & Meet Steven Haddock 05:00 - From Punk Shows to Wedding Photography 10:00 - The Lincoln Music & Creative Scene 15:00 - Why Creative People Don't Make Normal Jobs 19:35 - Building Steven's Perfect Planet Begins 20:35 - Welcome to HELL-0 22:25 - The Planet Nobody Wants to Instagram 26:05 - HELL-0's Flag: Skulls, Flames & Boobs 28:10 - The National Anthem Is Classic Nokia Ringtones 33:40 - Steven's Flag Is Actually a Greetings Card 34:25 - The Bali Gecko Battle Cry 37:00 - Subscribe, Follow & Support The Podcast 38:05 - Hash Browns Become the National Dish 43:00 - The World's Most Horrible Golden Clown Jewellery 47:30 - HELL-0's Laws: No Roads & No Road Workers 51:00 - The Great Traffic Cone Heist 54:15 - Meet HELL-0's Ambassadors 57:00 - Eric Cantona, Flying Kicks & Road Worker Enforcement 1:00:15 - Get Early Access on Patreon 1:02:05 - A Year On, A Year Off: HELL-0's Work-Life Balance 1:07:30 - HELL-0's National Treasure: Live Amp Feedback 1:11:00 - The Complete HELL-0 Planet Recap 1:12:40 - Steven's Planet Gets a Horrible Scenario 1:14:50 - Find Steven's Photography, Art & Bands 1:16:00 - Follow, Subscribe & Support The Utopia Project 1:17:20 - Welcome to Utopia

📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy recall recent events as they attended a gig that ended up completely sideways after some interesting and concerning events! After a very thorough debrief, involving abandoned cabs, multiple bodily fluids and some pranking tactics from Jak, the boys embark on building Utopia where they explore new sounds for pedestrian crossings, new creatures by the name of "Sleepy Rotters" & some alternative options for nightclubs! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:28 - The night out that went very wrong 05:01 - Too many drinks and leaving Chunk behind 08:05 - Chunk realises he's absolutely hammered 10:15 - The walk home turns into a nightmare 12:04 - "Something's not right" — was Chunk spiked? 14:20 - Getting home with no idea what time it is 16:07 - Naked, crying and completely defeated 16:46 - The suspicious man at the bar 19:10 - The mysterious drink and the spiking theory 21:09 - Five pints, five shots and the morning after 22:14 - The final indignity: Chunk pissed himself 24:05 - The night out gets even more chaotic 26:03 - Liberty Slice Co. sponsor 26:59 - Alternative Options: How do we fix nightclubs? 28:16 - Nightclubs become day clubs 30:07 - The introvert-friendly day club 31:10 - Day clubs, social distancing and friendly security 32:37 - Planetary Playlist: Pedestrian crossings 33:10 - What should a pedestrian crossing sound like? 35:28 - Turning pedestrian crossings into adverts 36:36 - The Whopper pedestrian crossing 38:17 - Patreon: Support The Utopia Project 40:11 - Creature Feature: The Sleeping Rotter 41:12 - The creature that wakes up for crisps 42:29 - The Great Bomb of Milton Keynes 43:16 - Radioactive bedbugs and the Sleeping Rotters 44:25 - The terrifying history of the Sleeping Rotter 45:17 - Utopia has a serious bomb problem 46:27 - Three games, three points and no actual utopia 47:09 - Stay away from radiation and subscribe 47:51 - Follow us, merch, Discord & Patreon 48:10 - Drop bass, not bombs 48:37 - Welcome to Utopia 49:03 - The end

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, we're joined by Kyle and Scott from the metalcore band Veil of Embers to build their perfect planet with a classic manic game of "Planet Wars" The lads talk about gigs, songwriting, changing lyrics at the worst possible moment, band arguments and what it's actually like trying to get a metal band off the ground. There's some "over here" A hand crafted dinosaur flag, Linkin Park, Big Shaq, Liberty Slice, James May, kebabs, Board Games, Pepsi Max, a screwdriver lost in the River Thames, Coca-Cola, Peroni, Michael Palin, board games, and a brand new annual tradition involving everyone giving Scott a tenner! All of the above lovingly crescendoed into solving the problem of wasps in your pants! Classic times, crazy days! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.comOr submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/veilofembers Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project 04:00 – Playing metal gigs, the metal scene & getting more shows 09:00 – Band drama, songwriting & changing lyrics at the last minute 14:00 – Liberty Slice & building the perfect planet 16:00 – Nottingham vs Over Here: naming the planets 20:00 – Designing the world's worst/best flag 24:00 – Linkin Park, Chester Bennington & the new era 29:00 – Tequila becomes the national anthem 34:00 – Man's Not Hot vs Jurassic Park: the ultimate battle cry 38:00 – National food: pizza, kebabs & the perfect late-night meal 40:00 – The great kebab argument 46:00 – Pepsi Max vs Coca-Cola 50:00 – The best beer ever: a litre of Peroni in Rome 54:00 – Guinness, giant beers & drinking stories 58:00 – The laws of Utopia: paying bands & banning loud phone conversations 1:03:00 – Choosing the perfect planetary ambassador 1:09:00 – Patreon, early access & supporting The Utopia Project 1:11:00 – Utopia's annual traditions: a day off & National Tenner-Day 1:17:00 – National treasure: board games vs a screwdriver lost in the Thames 1:24:00 – The final planet revealed & the scores 1:26:00 – Scenario Cup: yellow jackets in your pants 1:28:00 – Where to find Veil of Embers 1:30:00 – Subscribe, Patreon, merch & the final goodbye

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another completely normal episode... starting with a trip to the Cotswolds that that ends with £150 salt shakers, overpriced pasta, Diddly Squat Farm, Blenheim Palace and the realisation that being posh is also a very expensive hobby! Then things get even more ridiculous as the boys go head to head where they discover a giant weaponised robot tank that would be perfect for a king... Elsewhere, the boys meet Twinkle Pete, debate whether the International Space Station needs a gay nightclub, and create some brand-new laws for Utopia including one that could protect musicians from getting completely stitched up by the music industry! Standard. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 - Addiction, the Gym & Finding a Healthy Vice 10:00 - A Very Expensive Trip to the Cotswolds 15:00 - £300 Salt & Pepper Shakers?! 20:00 - The Most Expensive Weekend Away 21:53 - Our Favourite New York Pizza Sponsor 22:20 - Stuff & Things: Fit for a King 23:00 - The £1 Million Giant Robot Tank 27:00 - Is Coronation Chicken Fit for a King? 29:35 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 31:27 - Local Legends: Meet Twinkle Pete 33:30 - A Gay Nightclub on the International Space Station 37:34 - Law of the Land: Making Laws for Musicians 41:00 - Should Everyone Be Forced to Learn Music? 42:54 - Final Scores & The End of the Show 43:48 - Subscribe, Follow & Join the Utopia

📣This week, Producer Voorny is back on The Utopia Project couch to revisit his dream planet.... there's some amendments to address, a name change and plenty of new laws to invoke! This time around, we're banning smart glasses, putting women in charge of the government, questioning conspiracy theories, controlling the entire planet's weather and exploring the mysteries of "The Gland" We also discuss why James Corden is the ultimate rival, whether Ed Sheeran is actually overrated, the addictive nightmare of League of Legends, and why small talk is his citizens biggest fear! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:04 Voorny's Original Planet Gets a Makeover 00:12 New Laws: Banning Smart Glasses 00:17 What If Women Governed the World? 00:24 The Gland: The World's Weirdest Tourist Attraction 00:29 Climate Control & Conspiracy Theories 00:35 Are We Being Kept Scared on Purpose? 00:38 The Lucky Cards of Voorny's Planet 00:42 Why James Corden Is the Ultimate Rival 00:46 Is Ed Sheeran Actually Overrated? 00:50 Voorny's Guilty Pleasure: League of Legends 00:55 The Greatest Fear: Small Talk 01:00 The Awkward Restaurant Story 01:05 Why We Need to Meet People Where They're At 01:09 Support The Utopia Project 01:11 A Final Recap of Voorny's Planet 01:13 What Does the Perfect Day Look Like? 01:17 The Ultimate LAN Party 01:22 Taking Life Slowly 01:23 The End of the Show 01:25 Goodbye from The Utopia Project

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another journey into the unknown! First, the lads talk all about Sharpy's latest trip to London, The perils of FOMO & the recent GTA leaks! Then as always, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy get to work building Utopia proper; first with registering the Sock Cutters Co. at companies house, finding a new social worker for the planet, and finding out exactly what a "Backender" is! You know the score. 4 Idiots. 3 Games, 1 planet. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 The Worst Hotel Room in London 10:00 Backflips, Parkour & Being Too Old for It 15:11 GTA 6 Leaks & Cyber Leak 20:00 Rockstar, Spoilers & The GTA 6 Dead Man's Switch 24:04 Risky Business Begins 25:00 Sock Cutters Co. — The Perfect Business for Your Enemies 30:00 Fresh Socks, Foot Juice & Battery Snacks 31:44 Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 34:00 Thunderdome — Who Makes the Best Social Worker 38:00 Why Elton John Would Make a Great Social Worker 40:30 Word on the Street 41:25 What Exactly Is a "Back Ender"? 43:35 The Final Scores 44:00 Subscribe, Follow & Support The Utopia Project 45:45 Welcome to Utopia

📣 This week on show, the boys joined by Alice Strange. Maverick musician, songwriter, costume designer and all-round creative chaos machine! Chunk, Jak & Sharpy dive into Alice's journey into music, discovering her voice, performing in pubs and clubs as a teenager, the reality of working in the music industry and why getting a record deal might not actually be the dream everyone thinks it is. After all of that, they get into building Alice's perfect planet. with a national anthem about healing, Guinness with secret ingredients, elderflowers, surprise pies, Moira Rose, rocks, and a suspiciously dangerous weaponised didgeridoo! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/alicestrangeofficial Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Intro & Alice Strange joins The Utopia Project 05:00 Mixtapes, discovering music & the magic of cassettes 10:00 From singing at school to discovering a career in music 15:00 Why "get a real job" is terrible advice 20:00 The truth about record deals & music industry contracts 25:00 Making music, costumes & creating your own world 27:00 Time to build a planet: Welcome to Strange Topia 30:00 Strange Topia's flag is... a dog in a hat 33:00 The national anthem, healing & Gadget the Mighty 37:00 Guinness with marshmallows?! 42:00 The strange science of Guinness, marshmallows & taste 46:00 Elderflower cordial vs squash 49:00 The ultimate chaos pie 53:00 Law #1: Curiosity Before Judgment 55:00 Law #2: No Conformity Without Consent 59:00 Workplace conformity, birthday cards & fake employees 1:02:00 Moira Rose becomes an ambassador 1:07:00 Strange Topia's 28-day rewilding tradition 1:10:00 Patreon & supporting The Utopia Project 1:12:00 The national treasure: GOOD ROCKS 1:15:00 Fans, sticks & getting distracted 1:18:00 The Strange Topia recap 1:20:00 The weaponised didgeridoo scenario 1:23:00 Find Alice Strange & upcoming music 1:25:00 Subscribe, follow & support The Utopia Project

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, The boys are talking drum & bass bike raves, questionable life choices and one very sweaty bunny. Sharpy has been cycling around Sheffield at a massive drum & bass bike event, getting out of his comfort zone & making friends from strangers. meanwhile Chunk has been getting ticked off at the splashzone! The boys also somehow find time to discuss Cars, Twinlakes, getting paid to scare people and the most horrifying magic trick imaginable. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 02:00 - Drum & Bass on Bikes in Sheffield 04:00 - The Bunny Costume Makes an Appearance 06:00 - Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone 08:00 - What a Bike Rave Is Actually Like 10:00 - Cycling Through a Massive Crowd 12:00 - We've Finally Watched Cars 15:00 - Twinlakes, Rollercoasters & The Splash Park 20:00 - Getting Paid to Scare People 24:00 - Alternative Options: Reinventing Streaming Services 29:00 - Brain Prolapse Max 32:00 - The New Sound of a Fart 35:00 - What Should Farts Sound Like? 38:00 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 40:30 - Creature Feature: The Pleeble 43:00 - The World's Most Knowledgeable Egg 46:00 - The Turbo Pleeble 48:30 - The End of The Utopia Project 50:15 - Welcome to Utopia