The Chaser Report

Charles reports from the still-smoking, boarded-up ruins of the French capital, and Dom reports on an ingenious plan to recruit one Dan Sullivan to run against another Dan Sullivan in Alaska. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Trump Administration has designated helium as a critical material, given recent shortages caused by (pause for breath of helium) geopolitical tensions following the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. But will Albo join the president's fight to protect childrens' fundamental right to fun balloons at parties? Plus, Charles reveals the hilarious joke he's been doing for more than thirty years. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mere days after recording our first-ever video episodes, Charles is jetting off to brave the protest-filled streets of Paris. Why is he going, and what kind of welcome will he receive? --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3D-printed salmon is apparently really a thing. and Charles would love to prove it to those watching on YouTube, if he can only figure out how to work our snazzy new screen. And what will come first, Vladimir Putin 3d-printing himself new organs and living forever, or Charles fixing all the Bluetooth devices in the new studio? --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Western Sydney International (Nancy-Bird Walton) Airport is here! And Dom and Charles are marvelling at the fact that an Australian infrastructure project actually got finished. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For Dom and Charles' first episode that's also available as video, they're talking about the massive crash in the Australian data centre market. Could these two things be linked? Obviously. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After five years and literally over a thousand episodes, this is the last episode of The Chaser Report as you know it. Charles and Dom are bidding farewell to the podcast and saying hello to 21st-century video technology. Thank you for "listening" to this era of the show; see you on the other side! --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In an age where the worth of one's soul is measured by the number of subscription services they pay each month, one musky man dares to dream of the subscription that will trump all others. Subscribe and nobody gets hurt! --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles greets White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, and then bids her farewell. Dom realises he's allowed to tell everyone he's a lawyer. Plus, should an Aussie be the next White House press secretary? --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recent time ago in a country far far away from US support, Ukraine's military was undermined by technical difficulties thanks to the mischievous schemes of Darth Elon and his fleet of satellite droids. Only the sharp wit of Jedi Knights Charles Firthwalker and Domi Wan Kenobi can bring peace to the galaxy. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sure, the cost of living may be doing people of all ages dirty these days. But as Charles and Dom find out in this episode, the cost of elderly living will give you another reason to want to stay young forever. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dom and Charles are back from school holidays and in fighting form with a red-hot story about a man who lived without a brain. What happens next? Did he become a One Nation candidate? Did he invest in NFTs? Or did he decide to host a daily comedy podcast? Only way to know is to listen. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dom reports on a major security breach that should have owners of BYD cars fearing for their lives. Fortunately nobody who hosts this program is foolish enough to own such a vehicle. Plus, how is Bondi Rescue legal? --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm Charles Firth calling from the NSW ALP to ask for your thoughts on The Chaser Report. On a scale of 1-10, where 1 is "Great" and 10 is "The Best", how do you feel about The Chaser Report? Plus, who do you think is actually in charge of the government right now? --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a 51st-Firthday indulgence for Charles, Dom presents the birthday boy with his most favourite thing ever: a segment about cocaine. Plus, a rant about how boring healthy people are. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles Firth and his co-wanker James Schloeffel have been working on Wankernomics for a long time, and now their hard work has culminated in the Wankernomics podcast. Enjoy episode one in our feed today, and find more episodes by searching "Wankernomics" in your podcast app. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old podcast clips are on a rampage, taking out political heavyweights across the spectrum, which has Charles and Dom extremely concerned about the awful things they've said in the 400+ hours of this podcast. And yet they continue to tamper with this ticking time bomb. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great AI arms race has ended, as all the AI companies have finally agreed that they need to stop developing technology that could destroy the world... Or so they say. Good thing we seriously trust these companies, and the Trump administration, to ensure a safer future for humanity! --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As well as a folding phone, Apple has announced that your watch will now listen to everything you say. Meanwhile, the television is also listening to you, and making some rather off-putting content recommendations. At this point, it's a shock that Charles and Dom aren't eavesdropping on your conversations. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a jam-packed episode, Dom and Charles address the news that Musk needs a "legion of children" to create people who hate him. Also, a classy farewell to a political legend, and some hype for not one but two different documentaries. --- Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.