Good Banter with Tom Siegert and Evan Hocking

The fellers are talking pimping out Timmy's Toyota Tarago with a Karaoke machine. We get a few answers on whether you can ask for longer prosthetic legs. Timmy shares an article which has set off a social media shit storm. Ivan chats to his mate who coaches the Port Douglas FC and finds out you can dob opposition players in to the tribunal. Timmy is moving heaven and earth to make it back to a local footy club the Thursday before the Grand Final as he's their lucky charm. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Get to Ivan's Geelong Comedy Festival Show - https://geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/evan-hocking-working-class-dad

A special bonus as Timmy sits down with Toby Prime to chat about his book "Famous Flags" Grand finals - regardless of the level - generate unmatched emotion. The passion is equal, perhaps greater, than that seen on the final Saturday in September on the MCG. Famous Flags: Great Local Grand finals is a collection of stories from around Victoria, told by those experienced the highs and lows. As shared in this book, the memories from those games last a lifetime. This is a book for any local footy lover. Grab a copy of Toby's book at - https://tobyspark714.gumroad.com/l/vrungi?utm_id=97757_v0_s00_e0_tv0

The boys turn into boomers and whinging about potholes, grass on the side of freeways and poor bar service. Timmy's coaching record takes another hit as he loses another Grand Final. Timmy regrets telling his old man about talk to text and Ivan poses a question about prosthetic legs. The fellers debate what is alcohol etiquette when you turn up to a party.

The boys are talking blokes getting loose on the piss. Timmy has an idea for what fast food outlets could add to their menu late at night. Ivan notices Jakey Carlisle jumped the fence and belted a spectator and the boys don't mind it. Timmy heads to the local footy and he's not happy with what's left in the pie warmer. Timmy runs us through his driving test. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Check out Ivan's Geelong show - https://geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/evan-hocking-working-class-dad

The boys aren't happy with Channel 7 news and Timmy has a rough one in Bendigo at an electrical tade show. Ivan is back to the Port Melbourne Past Players Day. Timmy and Ivan discuss when do you wash your hands after going to the toilet. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Ivan's Geelong Comedy Festival Show - https://geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/evan-hocking-working-class-dad

Ivan is in Robe and he's loving it but he realises you have to be organised in a coastal town in the off season. Ivan's parents drop a bombshell about his teeth he wish he knew earlier and Timmy gets a call from Hamish McLachlan and gets an offer he can't refuse. Timmy's amazing brain once again gets him in trouble on the way to a gig. We finish with a tear jerker as Timmy does a gig for a very special organisation. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Ivan's Geelong Comedy Festival Show - https://geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/evan-hocking-working-class-dad

Timmy is off to his son's trumpet recital and he's a bit worried as he hasn't heard him play the thing. Ivan is out at a past players day and has the most bizarre interaction when he goes to collect his cash. Timmy has landed a big gig AFL Grand Final Day. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Check out Ivan's Geelong Comedy Festival show - https://geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/evan-hocking-working-class-dad

Timmy witnesses something special at the Adelaide airport and meets a champion at a country gig in SA. Ivan is back from his cruise and things go pear shaped before he's even got to his room. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys - www.evanhocking.com www.tomsiegert.com

The boys are working out why a women would turn into a lesbian. They then discuss what a shit look veneers are. Ivan has been booked for the "Fitzroy St Funnies" which he finds out is a reincarnation of the doomed "Fitzroy St Comedy Festival" and it an absolute shit show. Timmy orders bruschetta in WA and it a shit show as well. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys at - www.evanhocking.com www.tomsiegert.com

Timmy gives us the low down on his return trip to the Front Bar. The boys rip into the Ammo's and Elsternwick Park. Ivan runs us through his Saturday night at St. Johns Sporties Night with Kouta, Milney, Nate Caddy and Chicken Nixon. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys at - www.evanhocking.com www.tomsiegert.com

Timmy resists the urge to grab a bike off hard rubbish and buys a brand newey for his son. Ivan is back out his old neck of the woods and he's got the bug for local footy again. Timmy has some issues at his local bank which leaves him scratching his head and Ivan is doing child care centre tours. We finish up with Milney's one off appearance for the Caulfield Bears. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys - www.evanhocking.com www.tomsiegert.com

Ivan gives us an update on his cease and desist letter from Visual Rights Group. Timmy has proclaimed himself the "Greatest Dad In The World" and he has numerous examples to back it up. Timmy thanks the great man Tommy Gordon who comes around and finally fixes his pergola and finishes his tales from WA. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter BOOK the boys at - www.evanhocking.com https://tomsiegert.com/

Timmy does a gig for the Eastern Footy League umpires and has a real life fact checker there which stuffs his last joke. The fellers discuss terrible customer service involving a pub and a sound tech at a gig. Timmy's poor son Harry has been checked into therapy after seeing a 16+ movie at the cinemas. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Timmy's pool man hates him and Ivan is thinking he's going to ride out the Visual Rights Group threat. Timmy is out at Crown Casino for Multiplex and surprisingly he's underquoted. The fellers discuss what the AFL should do with the Grand Final entertainment. Ivan is out to Girgarre FNC and he hears about a bloke who gets caught out making love to something he probably wants to keep secret. Oh boy it's a doozy. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Timmy has a pergola update and he'sflying out again to the Beverley Uranium Mine to entertain the hard working miners. Ivan gets an worrying email from Visual Rights Group and is wondering what to do. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Timmy is doing some FIFO work as he heads to the Beverley Uranium Mine and when he gets back home he's got a situation at home and it's not good. Timmy has a crack at fixing his pergola for a third time and the results probably won't surprise. Ivan is trying to be present and he's decided to ditch the self check out and go old school and chat to the check out chick's. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

The feller's delve into Bert and Ernie's relationship status and Michael Hutchence's sexual escapades. Staying on a music theme Timmy Sarge has tickets to a Nirvana Tribute Band and he has a rough night at a farmer's fundraiser. Ivan has a weird gig down in Warrnambool and Timmy does some DIY at his place. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

The feller's are talking going undercover and Timmy has a huge announcement and Ivan finally finishes reviewing his magical weekend with Dusty Martin. The boys also discuss what constituted being rich when you were younger. Timmy has a big weekend away up the country. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Timmy got a few funny observations and meets the greatest water boy in the history of local football and chats about how much of a legend Jono Brown is. Ivan runs us through his evening with Dusty Martin. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Ivan goes to get his eyes checked and is left saying "I shouldn't have gone to Spec Savers". Timmy is down in Tassie and sees the greatest man cave of all time. Ivan runs us through more Dusty magic from his trip to Port Douglas. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter