Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, the Sailor Senshi fight desperately to save Mamoru from the clutches of Queens Beryl and Metalia! Will the powers of love and friendship be able to break his evil bonds or will Usagi have to make the ultimate sacrifice? In this episode, Kal talks about the cultural history of s*icide in Japan, seppuku, and the concept of amae. Plus, Vader v. Senshi, Mamoru is the Jean Grey, putting all your points into Force Push, deleting your reddit account, Bunki with the good hair, Luke in the throne room, souls confirmed, hair tentacles, eating okay, death to all accessories, letting your story elements go off one by one, sparing you the play, sitcom medical treatments, a probationary dictator, restoring and excruciating energy, Nephrite is their Jupiter, all destiny...no life, Queen beryl is Madeline Pryor, throwing purple fruits, and a payoff with no money! It's just Star Wars now! **Trigger warning for s*icide and self-harm, skip to 1:29:30 when prompted** Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Sailor Senshi have returned from their Moon mission to rescue Mamoru, only to find that he's already back?! But this Mamoru goes by "Endo", and he'll stop at nothing to possess the Legendary Silver Crystal! In this episode, Kal talks about the Tenka Goken or the "Five Swords under Heaven", and other mythical swords of Japanese history. Plus, a "slight male perspective", J. Jonah Kenji, laserheads, Sailor Summers, insecure Luna, taking time to recompress, ouch sticks, Sailor GIRLS, a Lemon Cafe party, Shamoru, messin' with that Endo, joyful cardiomegaly, keeping your slumber party on task, not needing your wedding ring, Dragonslayer, selling Aunt May's house, GCC ASAP, the Fortress of Swallowfood, full-on queerbaiting, Mask Tuxedo, The Nut Kick of Great Justice, a new echelon of passive protagonist, the problem with Jupiter, sword doctors, and the Reese's peanut butter cup of anime! The two great anime tastes that taste great together!! Check out some of the legendary swords of Japan! https://swordis.com/blog/mythical-japanese-swords/ Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, the Sailor Senshi head for the Moon to unlock the secrets of thier past. Back on Earth, Tuxedo Mask remains missing and the Queen Beryl's minions are preparing to put Tokyo in deep freeze! In this episode, Kal talks about Japanese Moon myths, Chang’e and Yutu, The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter and Princess Kaguya,and Princess from the Moon . Plus, Munriting, second fiddles, blaming your guidance counselor, "72 hours earlier...", fairy people from the Moon, T-minus 21600 minutes, blue moon balls, Prince Shingo, matrilineal soul inheritance, hard fantasy, mum from another millennium, Obi-Wan or Leia?, ChatGPQueen, Yaz warnings, Google Cave, better as bishounen, 100% team nature, shojo or shonen?, being a moon wife guy, imitation fire rat, farting at the wrong revelation, Moony McMoonface, and sakuga donuts! Santa is a cop! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Legendary Silver Crystal has been found but Tuxedo Mask has been lost! Wlll learning the shocking truth about her ancient past be too much for an overwhelmed Usagi? In this episode, Kal talks about josei tenno or "women emperors". Plus, the lie of the "Sailor V anime", Takeuchi and Tolkien, eating the cheese out of Sailor Moon Crystal, dying with your mask on, fake Peter brook tips, wrestling with serial storytelling, adaptation vagaries, "Kami's Law", the Sailor Moon divinity org chart, 50% Arrested Development quotes, passing out equality, the Legendary Crystal Display, catsicles and Luna pathos, ditching Joseph Campbell, shojo body horror, dating the emperor's sister, Oops! all Buddhism, a King Ralph event, and my stupid ideas! #nobloodforcrystal Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Sailor Senshi have a new ally in the battle against the Dark Kingdom! But But even Sailor V's powers may not be enough to stop Queen Beryl from first taking Toyko...and then the world! In this episode, Kal talks about shiitake mushrooms and long Japanese vowels or "chouon". Plus, Venus fever, BTAS, refreshing the Power Rangers, entrelacement, getting to the Frodo factory, RAV4 fondue, typical cat face, "Too nervous to bi", insert coin for capitalism, "Usagi needs food badly", watch grabbing, killing the Les Mis cast, DomiNOOOOOOOs, clock confirmed, Rodan's The Screamer, the Legendary Silver Mineral, cutting away from an origin, Swiss cheese memory, Appetite = 7, sealing in the flavor, competent Artemis, and wanting to get lost! Minako is the Wolverine! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Secrets are revealed this week, as Usagi and Mamoru finally have a heart-to-heart. Can they get closer to each other before Zoisite gives them an unhappy ending? In this episode, Kal talks about DVD pupularity and rental in Japan, oshikatsu or Japanese "stans", oshi or "favorite", and recycle shops. Plus, being easily brought to tears, villain duos, characters over story, using only part of your ass, relevant non-sequiturs, The McDonald's of animation, getting rid of teasers, bite worse than bark, Sensitive Steve, "gonnabarfey", the Bag Cut, Aladdin's Basement, Blurry Krang, being Crystal simpatico, sticky Dead Zone situations, WRAP IT UP, Kaliban's Komedy Klass, a conservation of magic, orange balling, Betamaxxxine, getting to the Minako factory, and too much Doctor Who talk! They got my letters! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! This week, Tuxedo Mask is on TV and Zoisite is in heels! The Sailor Senshi are introduced to a larger world, while their own is on the brink of chaos and disaster! In this episode, Kal talks about "owarai" and "baraeti" or Japanese TV comedy and variety shows. Plus, Act 6 - TM 0, treating the series as hostile, perfecting your pacing, entertaining breakdowns, Crystal googling, listening to an autopsy, Re: The Legendary Silver Crystal, making your own fluid, Mike Wallace on Tuxedo Mask, localizing for Australia, the Way That You Use It, Freiza's tee time, a demonstration planet, magic college, the karaoke murder basement, water lasers, edging anticipation, tipping your videogame character, Rib-diculous Reincarnation, using your evil powers for not good, magicking away latex, anime background noise, and folding when you should have gone all-in! #endlessbrownexpanse Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor http://youtube.com/@noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! There's a new transfer student at Juban Middle and she's both mysterious and intimidating! Will Usagi and friends win her over before Nephrite's mannequins can dress them down? In this episode, Kal talks about the history and customs of Shinto weddings, wedding dresses in Japan, and wedding deities. Plus, the truth of trees, moon pranks, Scandinavian solidarity, The Gamut of Girly Things, adaptational dysfunction, The Crow vs. Splinter, smashing uvulas, The Hero of a Thousand Quesos, True Colors, the girl with both the gifts, Teriyaki Superman, Justice Leaguein', an empty God Driving chair, medically tall, busting all the time, watchcatting, bone deep wackiness, Usagi Tyler, losing the Peter Parker, boy kryptonite, pregaming your wedding reception, Girl Thanksgiving, Crystallizing it, Apron Lady, and wheres's Shucream Sundae?! Happy Pride! Check out historical Japanese weddings with Ryoko Kurizuka's Japanese Wedding Ceremonies: Old and New ! https://nla.gov.au/tarkine/nla.obj-63287291 Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! The Sailor Senshi are now three, and it's time to complete the search for their Princess and the Silver Crystal! Can they swing a victory at a fancy masquerade ball or will the Dark Kingdom dance on their faces? In this episode, Kal talks about the history of magatama in Japan. Plus, being weirdly at sea, rats vs. crows, Athenian propaganda, prequel pitches, The Dark Moonie, going off your wheatcakes, repiloting, Luna C. Cat, Crystal Taco Bell, Bicuriousagi, Silverkingdomchair, Mr. Tsukino thirstposting, "hot, but not to trot", the Moon Crystal pushup, Umino face, tuxedo interruptus, three quarters of Four Kings, the Pluto of precious minerals, a middle-class kofun, and Usagi Famine Watch! Love is the ultimate accessory! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! People in Tokyo are disappearing when they ride a bus that travels through Azabu-Juban! Can the mysterious miko from a nearby shrine help Usagi defeat this urban terror? In this episode, Kal taks about crows in Japan and crow legends, like Yatagarasu and the tengu. Plus, being a firestarting reincarnated super soldier moon alien, more Sailor Star Wars, "I'll be there for Puu", "filler" vs filler episodes, Hyper Beryl, youma-in-waiting, The Return of Obasan Joker, Umino jump scares, Class "S" lit, back to the gay room, debarking, adaptational artifacts, purse roadkill, limited omniscience, Sailor Lawyer, meox mix-nay, 1-star shrine reviews, "doing a bat cave", facepawing, "Ipanema moments", Tengu Otis Redding, teleport questions, and bobo Sailor Pluto! Mess with the crow and you gotta go! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! Usagi is the superhero Sailor Moon, but now it's time to find more allies in her search for the Silver Crystal. Will pass with flying colors or learn a deadly lesson in the cram school of hard knocks? In this episode, Kal taks about gakujushu juku or "cram schools", and Wish High. Plus, "second beautiful", dirty dogging, kaibosh versus kibosh, Sailor Star Wars , a 30 in English, cram school scouting, being too cool for Fonzie, falling angels, Ami=Christian?, pushing in to Homer territory, self-keying latches, finally realizing its a kids show, North Korean games, top hat on a top hat, copying PGSM's homework, a griftery air, 20% of a T-1000, exhuming the lede, and Game Crown Cafe??? #BLAMschool Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! An all-new season of Sailor Noob starts right here as we begin our journey through Sailor Moon Crystal ! Usagi is 14, a crybay, you know the drill. But how is she going to deal with e-mail and smartphones? It's been 20 years since the first Sailor Moon series, and Usagi and friends are back for an all-new adaptation of her manga adventures! In this episode, Kal taks about chiki neko and nora neko, Tama the Station Master cat, and Nekonomics. Plus, poor Pluto, breaking your coccyx, the return of Naked Usagi, inventing mornings, color pedantry, being the Lilly Moscovitz, Is Naru rich?, black-tie Count Chocula, arcade chairs, Not Mom, pre-war cop slang, "Bad Mom, Worse Brother", study nap confirmed, getting Toho in your Toei, 20/20 retroactive clairvoyance, Moon Meow, screaming your attack, Clubbin' Janet Van Dyne, and being a cat with two jobs! #pinkgoblin Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is returning on Friday, May 1st, for an all-new season covering Sailor Moon Crystal ! Details on this short episode!

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, we give our final thoughts on Sailor Moon Stars, answer audience questions, and say goodbye to Sailor Moon! We also talk about the biggest spoiler challenge, our favorites and least favorites, putting glue on pizza, dumb doctors, Teenage Adultesque Sailor Girls, Kalnip, Sailor Intermediate, Stockholms syndrome, doing the numbers, going to one, enjoying your own tea, bringing back Mimette, the dragon switch, our gun-to-head picks, Dr. Syphilis triumphant, getting eugenicky, Cincy's Oh my God counts, reaching 100% cultural penetration, Arthur C. Clarke power, playing with your sword, and Sopranos french fries! Thanks for joining us onthis adventure! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The saga comes to a close this week as Usagi faces off against Galaxia for the fate of the galaxy! Can one girl stand alone against the legendary Sailor Senshi? In this episode, we discuss magical girls. We also talk about grating doppelgangers, spoilers ahoy, getting your bits out, Debbie Harry, rapier and diaper, Hug Assault, going for TV-MA, a Shin Godzilla level of damage, getting blipped, 185 dead car ladies, turning the "In the Manga..." tables, the Chibi Chibi secret sauce, Sex Switch, Sally the Witch = Thor, Late Night Anime, magical boys, and Shojo is third person! The sword was a little kid! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Hope is a precious commodity this week as Galaxia stands triumphant over the remains of Earth's defenders! Is there anyone who can stand against the Legendary Sailor Senshi and her campaign of destruction? In this episode, we discuss the Ainu people and their history and culture. We also talk about forgetful princesses, Bluey Time, point broken, Galactic Lampshade Attack, Chibi Wan, Sailor Cop, becoming fecund, abyss gazin', the very last "What Kal Thinks Is Going to Happen", panspermia, when Khabarovsk Krai, eating good with the Ainu, fur debt, getting your punishment beating, the God window, milder wolfsbane, small excrement, throwing yourself on a landmine, and a Lord acton reference?! Chibi Chibi and the Star Serious Lasers! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription this holiday season! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/Rjc2dZf8 Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Time is running out this week as Sailor Moon must face the reality that the Outer Senshi have betrayed her! Can she convince her former allies to spare her life or will Galaxia see her dream of conquest realized? In this episode, we discuss the legend of the 47 Ronin, as well as the history of bushido and the samurai in Japanese history. We also talk about whether Superman wears clothes, doing the show in crayon, puddle people and crystals, a big cousin check to cash, calling 119, the Dummy society, not beating about the end of the world, Minako Solo, farmers with sticks, knock-off samurai, going from obi to ascot, Grand Theft Palanquin, galaxy brain bushido, The 47 Pillars, Galaxia's neighbors, the "Thanos pose", a Doomsday situation, and Galaxia is the Utlimate Warrior! Sweet dreams, David Lynch. Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription this holiday season! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/TnsFZwDH Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! A stunning betrayal ROCKS the Sailor Senshi this week as Galaxia's power grows. Can Sailor Moon and the Sailor Starlights rally themselves to face the threat or will Galaxia hold illimitable dominion over all? In this episode, we discuss the February 28th coup attempt of 1936. We also talk about Space Walmart, Neighborhoodia, a time and a place, Jacob wins, keeping your face, sapphic banter, flirting in the space room, Baby's first murder, the Awakener-in-law, Majin Uranus, a teenage girl Sengoku, Sailor Copper Skunk, the "Showa restoration", killing your principal, getting a good bro-in-law, trivia, and wife ratings! I DECIDE ON HOW THINGS ARE TO BE TREATED Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription this holiday season! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/TnsFZwDH Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The end of everything begins here as Galaxia casts her evil shadow across the Earth! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights overcome their differences and face their foe or will darkness claim the galaxy? In this episode, we discuss '"johatsu" or disappearances, the cities of San'ya and Kamagasaki, and kamikakushi or "spirited away". We also talk about high steaks, DBZ as The Simpsons of anime, powerful ball magic, hopeless circus drunks, spontaneous harvesting, our first confirmed animal death, "dipping your Toei in", missing the meta, Scrappying it up, Ice cream flashbacks, Super Saiyan Galaxia, Macguffin hunts, Earth-chan, two-and-a-half feet of contrivance, Japan's Most Wanted, "night movers", Starboobs, trivia, Super Sailor Saturn, and longer ribbons! And we laughed and wept and so on. Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription this holiday season! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/TnsFZwDH Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Three Lights are taking a bow this week when they decide to play their last show! Will they find the Light of Hope and restore their Princess, or will Galaxia bring down the final curtain? In this episode, we discuss the work culture of Japan and freeters, hikikomori, and karoshi or "work death". We also talk about Sailor Moon polycules, disbanding the band, fish-out-of-water stuff, horned-up lust beasts, having male friends, "wooing" everything, tooching that boot, no-selling a finisher, trying to "Dragon Ball" it, sandbagging, arbeito, freeterhood, overlapping climaxes, Moratorium Guy, and being new to capitalism! If your mind is clouded, everyone will be puzzled! Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription this holiday season! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod! https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851 Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope