The Slaptail Squad

The Squad wraps up their Norwegian Black Metal series. Finally. If only JD was here. Oh wait, if he was there would be 4 more parts. It is no secret that the Beaveman thinks the folks of the second wave are total douchebags, so who better to wrap up the series? Before they get to that, Nolan provides a snapshot in the day in the life of an inhabitant of Cheapside in London before the Black Death descends upon its streets. The Swan updates us on the parents of dear departed Casper. Hope they burn in hell. Frothy Steve just sits there like his potato-like self. Thank you to our listeners. This is a call to action! We need you to go to your podcast app and leave us a rating and a review. That really helps. Yes our downloads and popularity are up, but we need the reviews and ratings to propel us further. We would never have made it this far without your support so please keep helping us along. Please join our Patreon Sex Money Power That's Slaptail Nation Baby! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town provides a glimpse into the possible future of the science of genetics...and stuff. Look, we are officially a group of childish idiots trying to have fun, but this is pretty interesting. Josie Zayner is a biohacker, artist, and scientist best known for her self-experimentation and work making hands-on genetic engineering accessible to a lay audience, including CRISPR (and yes we took this directly from Wikipedia). Nothing can ever go wrong with giving that kind of tech to the general public. I mean, it's not like Beaveman has had to explain to more than one adult where their heart was located. Anyway. A brilliant mind with good intentions perhaps is going to try and bring us Unicorns and Dragons. Sounds dope. Thanks for listening Please support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Squad continues their journey to The Black Death at the battle of Caffa and inevitably nerd out. First of course, there is a lot of pooping in the woods talk. Swan swoops in and brings us true crime news with this weeks, "Featured Piece of Shit." Just another idiot doing idiot things. Florida man, of course. This complete tool made his own pee pee/dildo contraption to do a urine drug screen. What a moron. Prepare not only to learn about the possible catalyst to The Black Death, but also get ready for some really bad comedy attempts. Get ready for a surprise, Swan's delivers some solid, "Dumb Jokes with Swan." We love you all. Thank you for all the support. Please check out our Patreon and give us money so we can have. Sex Power Money Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the Monster seeks to inform the listeners about what amazing research scientists are conducting with Fruit Fly brains. Sure it costs millions of dollars, sure it may have no real world application, sure it is really just the first step toward the quest for immortality by uploading human consciousness to a computer, but also, can it play video games? Please support the show by listening, rating, reviewing, sharing with friends and also we would love your support on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the squad assembles in full, for almost the entire podcast until Swan loses it and storms off instead of killing the Beaveman and force choking Frothy and Nolan. The Swan reports on some truly disgusting true crime. We want funny swan, not disturbing, sad, or too gross to handle. The Beaveman updates listeners on the current information available to the public regarding the death of a lab worker in Russia. What was the causative pathogen that caused the pneumonia? Will we ever know? Then JD brings the monotone. I mean, he really is the monotone with the microphone. More about Norwegian Black metals second wave and an introduction to some folks that might actually be decent humans. You guessed it, there is going to be a part four. Thank you to all of our listeners. Please write to us, follow us, join our Patreon. We Want Sex Power and Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/ slaptailsquad@gmail.com we want to hear from you! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life? Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad assembles with the addition of our guest the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll from the Church of Last Resort. This week, the squad speculates on suspected serial killer activity in Lansing, Michigan. Listen as these armchair profilers discuss the current information available to the public. If you have any information, please call the River Trail Tip line: (517) 483-6023 Beaveman and Nolan did comedy together this week and chat a bit about their experienct. The Beaveman takes over the role of the Dark Lord of Brown-town, cuz, you know, JD be parenting and stuff. Content warning, the Beaveman thinks the subjects of the topic of discussion are waify, little, tool bags that should have been better friends to eachother and probably could have benefited from getting a job and eating a steak now and then. Thank you for joining us. Big things are coming. Thank you for all of your support over the past 8 years. Give us money so we can have the Sex, the Power, and the Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out the newest members of Slaptail Nation GD Fenderson https://www.sogdfunny.com/ Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll https://www.youtube.com/@gdfendersoncfh Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Exciting as it would be to see a creature from the deep alive, you would have to wonder why is this phenomenon occurring? Chances are, it probably isn't a good thing. The Dark Lord of Brown-town couldn't say it any more accurately, humans are the real monsters in this world. Support the show on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the squad unites for its personal brand of podcast idiocy. Can you tell we really love doing this? We dedicate this episode to the late, great, Mary Morello. We had no idea we would be recording on what would have been her 103rd birthday. We just loved hearing her on the radio with Tom Morello. What an icon. The Dark Lord of Brown-Town planned a segment on Black Metal and was ready to rock, this unfortunately coincided with the too soo death of Conrad "Cronos" Lant of Venom. The Monster is shaken. We appreciate the contribution these folks made to the arts and we honor their memory, by being stupid. Nolan brings us the history of the guitar, a very brief history. Swan hits us with some true crime and completely loses her sh!+ when reporting on this weeks two featured pieces of sh!+. Beaveman continues the road to the Black Death, and of course the grand commisioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins, introduces the squad to Black Metal. Thank you for joining us every week. Check out our dumb video Slaptales on YouTube, Steven's horrible attempt at TikTok videos on our Slaptail page, and please welcome our newest show to the network: Church of Last Resort with the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll, 9 am EST on YouTube. We also welcome GD Fenderson to the network in typical squad fashio by having him do a video for us. Check out our friend Cheddar the BullChow on TikTok. Lil doggy. Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town presents a brief description of the coldest place on earth, the East Artic Plateau. How cold is it? Can you say instant death to any human who steps outsude into it. That's cold. Thank you for supporting the podcast. Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Squad assembles to take a break from the norm. This week, Swan and Beaveman constructed a little role-playing game in an attempt to drive Nolan crazy. Unfortunately, because it was the first time, it took way too long to iron out the rules and gameplay so they could not play 2 games per person. They need to iron it out a bit more, but they had fun. Check out the streem on YouTube, Twitch, and Kick, every Thursday at 6 pm EST (maybe) Thank you for all the support. Next week, we pick up our regular format. Support us on Patreon Please We need to get all the Sex Power and Money https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we have an unfortunate update on a case we covered on the last episode of, The Slaptail Squad. Missing hiker Neil Gehring has been found. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to the family of this young man. We had hoped that our podcast could help spread the word to hopefully find him safe and well. Not a missing 411 case but the full details have not been released. Suspicious? You decide. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks idiotic conversation. Missed us? Nolan brings us some weird history. Anyone know who Queen Boudica was and why she was so important? No? Well, you won't learn much, but maybe it will inspire you to dig a little deeper. Missing 411 anyone? It continues, or does it. JD brings the heat in monotone. Is that possible. Neil Gehring was reported as missing from Olympia National Park on September 2, 2026 after failing to return as planned. Hopefully he is ok. Is this another case of the 411 conspiracy theory? Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+ times three. No shortage of dumb criminals out there. The Beaveman continues the journey to the great mortality. This week, her presents the bacteria itself, Yersinia Pestis. Finally, Swan finishes off with dumb jokes. They are definitely that. Thank you all for joining us. Please listen, share, rate, and comment. This helps us get to the top. With your support, we could do this full time and continue to bring you the comedic entertainment that only friends can enjoy together each week. Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

If I told you there existed a centaur like, Goat headed thing, that wielded axes and chainsaws, would you think it's purpose was search and rescue? This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town introduces Slaptail Nation to Three Halves. Part demon, part robot, all go! Support the Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the squad unites for its typical banter and irreverent humor mixed with some interesting topics of discussion. The Beaveman returns from his trip to where it all began, Ft. Benning Georgia. He welcomed his young friend into the brotherhood of the US Army Airborne and Infantry. Follow me! All the way! The Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+. This guy wants to hide out in a tiny doghouse that is clearly not suited to house the Norse God of Thunder! Chavezz Alfredo Thor Russell tried to get away, but the bad boys got him. Can Swan deliver the news in local anchor style? Nope! But it was fun to mess around. The Beaveman continues to provide context and pull the squad and the audience into the time of the Great Mortality. This week, he discusses the Oriental Rat Flea. Nolan brings a surprisingly interesting tale of the voyage of the damned, and JD rambles on relentlessly abut the Delta Blues and deals with the Devil. Robert Johnson, and Tommy Johnson got their guitar skills, bo skills, and skills with dealing with animals bred for their skills in magic directly from Old Scratch himself. Or did they? Swan brings it home in the only way she can, with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Its another fun episode. Join us each week for The Slaptail Squad and for extra content like the Monstrous Minutes and our new video segment on YouTube and Patreon, Slaptales. Thank you all for the love and support. Send us money so we can have Sex Power, and more money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Email us topics slaptailsquad@gmail.com and of course, find us on our socials Check out our website https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!! It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams... As long as those dreams involve Money. Sex. Power. Support the show in the new season and beyond https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Scientists study the sand of D-Day beaches 80 + years after the Normandy invasion, the French coastlines where battles occurred, are "bleeding metal." After another 100 years or so, the wounds of the D-Day beaches will be fully healed, unlike the wounds of human war history and the ones of the warfighters unlucky enough to bear witness to said history. Send topics to the Squad that you want us to cover or topics for the Trailer Park Monster to cover on Monstrous Minutes slaptailsquad@gmail.com Join our Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's the last episode of season seven and the squad unites. Nope. They didn't. Just the Beaveman and two of his friends who happen to be two very funny individuals. Comedian Dale Earnhardt, the mullet-having, midwest macabre Lord of Opossums and GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist join the Beaveman for a talk about everything. When we say everything, we are pretty close. Topics include but are not limited to: stories about food, food in the military, GD's bullies, Beaveman's paratrooper stories, that asshole Pete Hegseth, racial profiling, picks of Jodi Arias's butthole, Indiana Jones ageism, GD's vigilante days, Sedley Alley (huge piece of sh!+), Suzanne Collins RIP beautiful soul, serial killers, and whatever else they can think of. Thank you for joining in on the fun. Here is to upcoming season 8. Support the show in the new season and beyond https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchis presents a brief glimpse into the possible future of search and rescue. Scientists are strapping Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches into diving suits for new efforts to advance Search and Rescue. Imagine being saved by the real world equivalent to the Prawns from District 9!? Help support the show https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcast like the Slaptail Squad? Guess you have to listen to find out. The Beaveman presents a common condition known to our guest, you guessed it, motion sickness. Nolan keeps his pie-hole shut, and the Swan brings us one hell of a depressing story about this weeks featured piece of sh!+. Thank you to all of our humans in the armed forces, to our veterans, and the good people of planet earth that are doing the best to protect the people around them and this rock we live on. Thank you for listening. Please check out Anthony's book. Available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, heck wherever you can get it. Link to Amazon provided. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F25SM49H?lv=shuf&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallback Follow Anthony on Instagram @marco_brolo21 Video to be posted on YouTube Give us money We need your money to achieve our goal. Heck, bring us to your town to do the show. Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.