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Loren Piretra joins Erin Ryan to discuss Trump’s new press secretary’s abysmal performance at the podium, Kimberly Guilfoyle’s unceremonious resignation from her ambassadorship, the Kacey Musgraves vs. Kristi Noem beef, and the latest updates on the Cornell 7 case. Then California Congresswoman Sara Jacobs stops by to discuss reproductive health data policy, and Pete Hegseth’s flop attempt to train with the Marines in San Diego. Then they wrap up with petty rants about the Kelly Clarkson animatronic bird saga and whether men deserve rights. Trump’s new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia keeps first briefing short ( NBC 10/13 ) Kimberly Guilfoyle is out as U.S. ambassador to Greece ( WaPo 10/13 ) ‘Honey Please’: The Steep Rise and Sudden Fall of Kimberly Guilfoyle. ( NYT 10/13 ) Kacey Musgraves bites back at Kristi Noem after Talarico concert appearance ( MS NOW 10/13 ) Cornell suspends fraternity parties for rest of the academic year amid reviews of 2024 rape allegations ( CNN 10/13 ) McKinsey Strips Partner of Leadership Role After LinkedIn Posts ( Bloomberg 10/11 ) Become a subscriber to Crooked Media! It’s the best way to directly support us as we build an independent, pro-democracy media company. Subscribers get exclusive benefits, like bonus podcasts, newsletters and more. Subscribe now at crooked.com/friends or wherever you listen to podcasts. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

In our 49th episode of This F*cking Guy, Crooked’s Alex Wagner joins Erin to dive deep into the past of Trump’s Executive Task Rabbit, Marco Rubio. From fudging the truth about being the “son of Cuban exiles," to his gross hypocrisy on immigration, to befriending sleaze bags and corrupt world leaders like it’s his job, to cosplaying as Viceroy of Venezuela, this may be our most two-faced guy yet! List of sources available here . You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Meredith Lynch and Rebecca Sananès of The Moment Live join Erin to discuss the latest updates on the Cornell 7 case, reflect on the reputational rehab of NFL quarterback Deshaun Watson, and dive into the shallow end with Vanity Fair’s Erika Kirk profile. Then they have a petty rant session featuring the LA heatwave, a Bethenny Frankel feud, and Netflix’s East of Eden adaptation. Cornell names former acting U.S. attorney general to review rape case ( NPR 10/6 ) Why Letitia James Is the Wrong Choice to Prosecute the Cornell Case ( NYMAG 10/6 ) Karoline Leavitt to join Fox News as contributor ( Politico 10/5 ) Sports Media Is Rehabbing the Worst Sexual Misconduct Case in NFL History ( Jezebel 10/2 ) Tate brothers used 'lover boy' model to exploit women, Britain says ( Reuters 10/5 ) The Widow’s Peak ( Vanity Fair 9/29 )

Erin and KQED’s Marisa Lagos take a look at the democrats’' national polling surge, analyze the heck is going on in California politics, and look into the horrific yet familiar Cornell 7 sexual assault case. Then labor economist Kathryn Anne Edwards joins to demystify everything from the job market to the AI bubble. They wrap up with a petty conversation about the WNBA finals and killer e-bikes. Proposition 40 Apply one-time tax to billionaires to fund healthcare and education ( CalMatters ) The No-BS Guide to What Karen Bass and Nithya Raman Plan to Do If They’re Elected ( LA Taco 9/21 ) Cornell Sexual Assault Investigation to Be Reopened ( NYT 9/28 ) Cornell Denies That Defendants in Alleged Chi Phi Gang Rape Only Wrote Essays, Confirms Expulsions ( Cornell Sun 9/28 ) Klobuchar on Schmitt: Glad one of us knows difference between Hawks, Hawkeyes ( The Hill 9/29 ) You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

In our 48th episode of This F*cking Guy, Crooked’s Julia Claire joins Erin to dive deep into the past of the chronically concerned, Susan Collins. From her false promises to only serve two senate terms, to defending the filibuster more than voting rights, to her laughable lack of foresight and complicity in overturning Roe, to her cowardice hand-wringing and compliance with Trump and Republicans, this may be or most useless guy, yet! You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery. The Immoderate Susan Collins After a long career voting across the aisle, why did the Maine senator gamble her legacy on Trump? ( NY Mag ) Sen. Susan Collins asked to give back money from Sackler family, Eli Lilly ( YouTube ) Susan Collins Sums Up Her Scorching Cynicism With a States’ Rights Defense of Voter Suppression ( The Nation ) Can Susan Collins avoid the fate of a legendary Maine senator? ( Sun Journal ) Margaret Chase Smith A Declaration of Conscience ( Senate.gov ) Conscience And Courage: Honoring The Legacy Of Senator Margaret Chase Smith ( Susan Collins ) A Career Public Servant, Senator Collins' Portfolio Grew $3 Million in A Decade ( Political Wallet ) Does Susan Collins only vote with Democrats when it doesn’t matter? We did the math. ( Bangor Daily News ) Senator Collins Announces Intent To Vote In Favor Of Judge Samuel Alito ( Susan Collins ) Sen. Collins' Views On Senate Intelligence Committee Report On CIA Interrogation Program ( Susan Collins ) Susan Collins Is Not Concerned ( The American Prospect ) Challenger criticizes Susan Collins for lack of oversight of Elon Musk spending cuts ( Portland Press Harold ) Republican Sen. Susan Collins discloses her longtime tremor after scrutiny in Maine's Senate race ( Spectrum News ) GOP Senator, 73, Shows Worrying Health Condition She Covered Up ( Daily Beast) Susan Collins Raked in Wall Street Cash Before Advancing Trump Tax Bill ( Rolling Stone ) Our View: Collins takes wrong side on voting rights ( Central Maine ) Our View: Susan Collins lets us down on voting rights ( Portland Press Harold ) Opinion: Susan Collins made a ‘states’ rights’ argument to oppose voting rights ( Beacon ) Sen. Collins repeatedly asserted that Kavanaugh considered abortion rights settled law. The justice’s decision on Texas’s restrictive law suggests otherwise. ( Washington Post ) Crowdfunding to pressure Collins on Kavanaugh vote likely to face legal challenge ( Portland Press Harold ) Platner, Collins, and the Peculiar Definition of Political Scandal ( The American Prospect ) Graham Platner says Susan Collins is corrupt. Here’s what her record says. ( Portland Press Harold ) How Trump’s Team Conned Susan Collins Into Dooming Roe v. Wade ( Rolling Stone ) Susan Collins Dismayed Supreme Court Justice Misled Her On Abortion ( Huff Post ) How the Media Created the “Moderate” Susan Collins ( The New Republic ) Susan Collins and the Death of the Senate ( The New Republic ) Susan Collins Reminds Maine Voters Just How Easily Brett Kavanaugh Duped Her ( Balls and Strikes ) Susan Collins’ defense of her Kavanaugh confirmation vote suffers from a key flaw ( MS NOW ) Opinion: Susan Collins is no moderate and Trump knows it ( Maine Beacon ) Senator Collins Mocks Fellow GOP Texan Who Challenged Her To A Duel ( CBS News ) Collins, King divided as Democrats fail to enact voting rights bill ( Maine Public ) A Proposed Agenda for a New PCLOB ( LawFare ) Republicans scuttle Democrats' plan to pull U.S. troops out of Iraq ( Southeast Missourian )

Erin and MS Now’s Brandy Zadrozny discuss Patrick Clancy’s softball 60 Minutes interview, how Brandy’s reporting got her roped into a russian bot misinformation campaign, and a shadowy network of collegiate sports fans who digitally exploit women. Then Jezebel founder Anna Holmes drops by to talk about her new book, The Power of No. They wrap up with a petty chat about Candace Owens and a viral Midwestern news anchor. A Russian disinformation campaign is doctoring celebrity videos to meddle in the midterms ( MS NOW 9/11 ) Patrick Clancy Has Spoken. Absolutely No One Can Agree On What It Means. ( Slate 9/21 ) FULL STORY: A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work ( Wired 9/14 ) You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Still Counting host Clare Malone joins Erin to break down what we know about a potential stay-at-home parent subsidy, a rise in ectopic pregnancy deaths, Sydney Sweeney’s horny sports gambling ad, and Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian oligarch-funded wedding. Then Alexis Nikole Nelson (@Blackforager) joins to talk about foraging, seasonal eating, and her new book Happy Snacking, Don't Die! Trump Officials Draft Plan to Pay At-Home Parents, Using Funds for Working Ones ( NYT 9/5 ) Women Filled 98 Percent of Jobs Created in August. What Happened to the Men? ( National Review 9/11 ) Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans. ( ProPublica 9/9 ) Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin ( ProPublica 9/14 ) ‘Sydney Sweeney, this is what women in sport look like’: female athletes spark backlash against viral advert ( The Guardian 9/14 ) You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

In our 47th episode of This F*cking Guy, What A Day’s Jane Coaston joins Erin to relive the destruction caused by the witless war criminal, George W. Bush. From his early years of drunken antics, relying on his dad’s help to trip upwards, to leaving MANY children behind as Governor of Texas, to squandering his 9/11 approval ratings by invading Iraq and permitting war crimes, to gaslighting the media about his preparedness for Hurricane Katrina, this may be our most moronic man-child guy, yet. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery. Bush reacts to latest Middle East violence ( AP Archive ) George W. Bush after rehearsing a speech, 2001 ( Reddit ) George W. Bush’s Paintings Cannot Redeem Him ( Hyperallergic ) Shoe-Throwing Reporter Tells Tale Of Torture ( NPR ) Bush acknowledges 1976 DUI charge ( CNN ) Sharon Bush denies Kitty Kelley account ( NBC ) Kitty Kelley defends sources of new Bush book ( Today ) Kitty Kelley's bad magic ( Chron ) Man Says He OK'd Bush for Guard ( Washington Post ) Go East, Young Man ( Texas Monthly ) The Guard Years ( The New Yorker ) Bush fell short on duty at Guard ( Boston.com ) Author Examines the Legendary 1968 Harvard-Yale Game ( Valley News ) Bush Spent Undergrad Years Away From Politics ( The Harvard Crimson ) Bush's Life-Changing Year ( Washington Post ) George W. Bush DUI Arrest Record ( The Smoking Gun ) George W. Bush on his DUI arrest ( Salon ) Bush's Disdainful Presidency ( Consortium News ) Was Dubya Drunk? ( Slate ) How team Bush took an airbrush to the Chosen One’s misdeeds ( The Times ) Little Did We Know ( Texas Monthly ) What Price Baseball? ( Austin Chronicle ) Governor Deadbeat ( Austin Chronicle ) Bush and the Texas Environment ( Texas Observe r) Capitol Offenses ( Texas Obserber ) The Myth of the Texas Miracle in Education ( DOAJ ) Death in Texas ( The New York Review ) Read My Chips ( Austin Chronicle ) Years ago, Texas hustled to get kids on state health care. Now it’s kicking them off. ( Texas Tribune ) CHIP Enrollment ( texas.gov ) Texas Governor George W. Bush’s Record on Taxes ( Citizens For Tax Justice ) State's budget crunch haunting Bush ( Chron ) Gov. Rick Perry says in 2003, Texas cut $10 billion from the budget yet increased spending for public education and health and human services ( Politifact ) Devil May Care ( Talk Magazine ) Bush’s revealing interview ( The Baltimore Sun ) Mistakes Loom Large as Handover Nears ( University of Delaware ) Hoyer, Waxman Ask Rumsfeld For Investigation into CPA Hiring ( Steny Hoyer ) Getting the Facts Straight ( Center on Budget and Policy Priorities ) How Projected Surpluses Became Deficits ( Center on Budget and Policy Priorities ) The Changing Budget Picture ( The Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco ) From Riches to Rags: Causes of Fiscal Deterioration Since 2001 ( Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget ) Fiscal Fact Checker: What Caused the Swing From Surplus to Deficit? ( Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget ) Phase II Report ( govinfo.gov ) Senate Intelligence Committee Unveils Final Phase II Reports on Prewar Iraq Intelligence ( U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence ) Committee Study ofthe CentralIntelligenceAgmcy 's Detention and Interrogation Program ( U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence ) Report of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Committee Study of the Central Intelligence Agency's Detention and Interrogation Program, Together with Foreword by Chairman Feinstein and Additional and Minority Views ( congress.gov ) Senate Session 10/25/01 ( C-Span ) Statement of Glenn A. Fine, Inspector General, U.S. Department of Justice before the House Judiciary Committee concerning “The FBI's Use of National Security Letters and Section 215 Requests for Business Records” ( U.S. Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General ) Statement of Glenn A. Fine, Inspector General, U.S. Department of Justice, before the Senate Committee on the Judiciary concerning reauthorizing the USA Patriot Act ( senate.gov ) The Contentious ‘No Child’ Law II: Money Has Not Been Left Behind ( EducationWeek ) No Child Left Behind: An Overview ( EducationWeek ) Reauthorize the No Child Left Behind Act with More Funding, Better Enforcement, and Additional Supports for Struggling Schools ( The Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights ) Department of Education--Contract to Obtain Services of Armstrong Williams ( Government Accountability Office ) GAO: Armstrong Williams PR Contract Violated Law ( EducationWeek ) Why Armstrong Williams Wants Us To Forgive and Forget ( Center for Media and Democracy ) Reading First: Scandalous and ineffective ( The Center for Public Integrity ) Ultimate Sacrifice: Bush Quit Golf For The Troops ( Crooks and Liars ) George W. Bush Announces Mission Accomplished ( C-span ) W.’s Greatest Hits ( Slate ) George W. Bush ‘Didn’t Care’ When People Made Fun of Him as President, Jenna Bush Hager Says: ‘He Loved It’ ( People ) Top 10 failures of the Bush administration ( The Center for Public Integrity ) Bush 'Not Insulted' by Thrown Shoes ( ABC ) Bush administration scandals ( EBSCO ) Enron's Close Ties to Bush ( ABC ) 9 US presidents who faced sex scandals before, during, or after their time in office ( Business Insider ) A Woman Accuses Bush of Rape, Later Dies of Aparent Suicide ( Daily Kos ) For Bush, Thrill Was in Father's Chase ( NY Times ) Bush Election Stirs Political and Legal Controversy ( EBSCO ) Search the 935 Iraq War false statements ( The Center for Public Integrity ) The Other “Big Lie” and Our Democratic Fragility (The Ash Center for Democratic Governance and Innovation ) The Iraq Invasion 20 Years Later: It Was Indeed a Big Lie That Launched the Catastrophic War ( Mother Jones ) Human Rights Watch World Report 2003: United States ( HRW ) The Supreme Court is Giving George W. Bush the Last Laugh on Guantanamo ( Politico ) No Child Left Behind: The oral history ( Politico ) No Child Left Behind: What Worked, What Didn't ( NPR ) The paintings of George W. Bush ( ArtForum ) George W. Bush in the eye of a hurricane ( Washington Post )

Nate Silver, Clare Malone, and Galen Druke discuss the most competitive Senate races heading into the midterms in this excerpt from their new podcast, Still Counting. To hear the rest, head over to Still Counting and subscribe! New episodes drop every Wednesday evening. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Erin and guest host Julissa Arce dive into the Trump administration's laissez-faire response to the devastating natural disasters in Nepal and Venezuela, the looming Social Security cliff, and the shady trend of political campaigns paying influencers for endorsements. Then they break down the bizarre saga of a man impersonating a 49ers player to scam women. They wrap up with a petty conversation about the Laura Owens trial and Chris Brown apologists. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Erin Ryan and Melissa Murray (Strict Scrutiny) dive into the multi-state legal battle over custody of a child born via surrogacy and the firestorm of politics swirling around it, and Natalie Harp’s creepy relationship with Donald Trump. Then Kate Glavan (Seamossgirlies) stops by to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop’s partnership with Big Tech. They wrap up in the sanity corner with a toast to the late great Dolly Parton and rant about Oreogate. Inside the McKenna West Case ( Katie Couric Media 8/18 ) One Woman Conceived a Baby. One Carried Him. Who’s the Mother? ( NYT 8/25 ) The White House Freak-Out Over Natalie Harp ( The Atlantic 8/20 ) Sean Duffy in the Real World ( The New Yorker 8/23 ) The Goop Emoji ( Puck 8/25 ) Hate listening to ads? Become a Friends of the Pod subscriber for ad-free episodes of Pod Save America, Pod Save the World, Lovett or Leave It, Runaway Country, Offline with Jon Favreau, and more—plus exclusive content, including bonus episodes of Pod Save America. Subscribe now at crooked.com/friends , on Apple Podcasts, or through the Pod Save America YouTube channel. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

In our 46th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin Ryan and Nina Parker break down the ball-tasering, clout-chasing manchild, Jake Paul. From his Vine and YouTube "prank" beginnings, to running a content sweatshop called Team 10, to scamming children via crypto pump-and-dumps and sham online "universities," to gentrifying Puerto Rico and cozying up to Trump, to finally getting his jaw broken in two places by Anthony Joshua...this may just be our most exhaustingly f*ckboy yet! Sources: Jake Paul These Days Official Music Video ( YouTube ) Social media star Jake Paul raises $1 million to become a social media mogul ( TechCrunch ) Ahead of fight with Tyson, is Jake Paul Jewish? ( The Jerusalem Post ) In Beverly Grove, Social Media Star Jake Paul’s Antics Stir Up The Neighborhood ( KTLA ) 20-Year-Old Disney Channel Star Terrorizing Neighbors With YouTube Stunts ( YouTube ) Youtuber Jake Paul Terrorizes West Hollywood Neighbors ( YouTube ) YouTuber Jake Paul axed by Disney after bragging about turning his neighbourhood into a ‘war zone’ ( Metro ) YouTube Star Jake Paul on Getting Fired by Disney, Feuding With Neighbors: “I Feel Like a Zoo Animal” ( The Hollywood Reporter ) The Price is Right With Jake Paul ( YouTube ) You Gotta Want It archive.org/details/…/2up SEC Charges Crypto Entrepreneur Justin Sun and His Companies for Fraud and Other Securities Law Violations ( SEC ) Jake Paul reaches settlement with SEC in crypto touting case ( ESPN ) Jake Paul Exposed as $2.2M Serial Crypto Scammer ( Be In Crypto ) Jake Paul Promised Them Fame. Was It Worth the Price? ( NYT ) Jake Paul Endorses Donald Trump, Compares Former President’s Status as a Convicted Felon to America’s Founding Fathers ( Variety ) Jake Paul Will Teach You To Be Social Media Famous, For A Price ( Player.One ) You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Erin and guest host Leigh McGowan (The PoliticsGirl Podcast) discuss Attorney General Todd Blanche’s corrupt first weeks in the new post, the administration's blatant denial of the chaos unfolding on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, Trump’s scheme to take over the U.S. banking system, and the new data centers popping up all over the country. Then they analyze the rising cultural conversation around family estrangement. Then they wrap with a petty conversation about Trump’s BBC lawsuit and foodborne illness. You can request a transcript by emailing transcripts@crooked.com . Include the podcast name, episode title, and air date. Please allow 48 hours for delivery.

Erin and guest host Megan Gailey dive into Tuesday night's primaries, Katie Miller’s fling with Eric Swalwell, and Tucker Carlson’s vision for America. Then they go back to school and discuss the failed school vouchers experiment and how f*cked education funding has become. Then, they dig into the trial of Lindsay Clancy and how it highlights major gaps in postpartum mental health care. Then they wrap up in the sanity corner with some petty rants. Wisconsin’s Dem establishment is scrambling to stop a democratic socialist Tuesday ( Politico 8/9 ) Disgraced Ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell Had Fling with Stephen Miller’s Wife, Katie, When She Was a 22-Year-Old Intern, Report Reveals ( People 8/7 ) Stephen Miller’s Wife’s Relationship With Disgraced Dem Exposed ( The Daily Beast 8/7 ) To Public Schools’ Detriment, Some States Continue to Increase Spending on Private School Vouchers ( Center on Budget and Policy Priorities 8/6 ) States with and without universal school choice programs ( Ballotopedia ) Tucker Carlson unveils 10-point manifesto amid third-party speculation ( Axios 8/5 ) AOC is freezing her eggs — and sharing the process online ( The 19th News 8/10 ) A Troubled Mother Faces Murder Charges in Her Young Children’s Deaths ( NYT 2/8/2023 ) Lindsay Clancy hasn’t taken the stand, but she’s spoken volumes at her murder trial ( CNN 8/8 )

In our 45th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the wimpy blobfish himself, Ted Cruz. From his pedantic debate team days, to his impeccable vacation timing with natural disasters, to bending the knee to Trump after he degraded his wife, to getting dog-walked by Tucker Carlson, this may be our most craven guy, yet! Ted Cruz: The Distinguished Wacko Bird from Texas ( GQ ) Rafael Cruz, father of Ted Cruz, stars as 2016 campaign supersurrogate ( Washington Times ) Ted Cruz paints over graffiti in Houston targeting late conservative figure Charlie Kirk ( USA Today ) Ted Cruz’s family story: Poignant but incomplete ( McClatchy DC ) Ted Cruz Reads ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ on Senate Floor — And That’s Not the Weird Part ( McClatchy DC ) Ted Cruz says there is a "cancer" of rising anti-semitism on the right ( Reddit ) Ted Cruz thanks Trump for "getting rid of that ridiculous red card." ( Reddit ) Cruz burns Trump ( Politico ) Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" ( Reddit ) US election: Ted Cruz fights back for not endorsing Trump ( BBC ) Ted Cruz tried to insult James Talarico’s masculinity. It backfired immediately. ( LGBTQ Nation ) There’s No Greater Joy Than Watching Ted Cruz Humiliate Himself ( Esquire ) Meet some of Ted Cruz's harshest critics - Republicans ( BBC ) Ted Cruz 10 years ago freaking out over rumors told about his family ( Reddit ) Tucker Carlson calls Ted Cruz 'morally repulsive' as drama between the two grows ( Houston Chronicle ) Screenshot of Ted Cruz Liking a 'Sexual Post' Video on 9/11 Resurfaces After Calling Out a Democrat Candidate ( International Business Times ) Tucker Carlson Tears Into Ted Cruz In The Most Gloriously Awkward Interview You'll See ( Huff Post ) Ted Cruz: Donald Trump Is a 'Pathological Liar' ( YouTube ) Ted Cruz and his wife lived apart for the first 7 years of their marriage ( The Week ) Rafael Cruz, father of Ted Cruz, stars as 2016 campaign supersurrogate (Washington Times ) Ted Cruz’s Father Worked With Supplements Maker Sued by Investors ( NYT ) Ted Cruz Mocked After Warning on Space Pirate Threat ( Newser ) Sen. Ted Cruz wants to settle Twitter feud with wrestling match between actor Ron Perlman and Rep. Jim Jordan ( Washington Post ) Jimmy Kimmel, Ted Cruz sweat their way to bad basketball glory in Blobfish Classic ( ABC News ) Ted Cruz and Jimmy Kimmel are better at raising money for charity than they are at playing basketball ( CNN ) The Basketball Game That Promises Very Little: Ted Cruz Vs. Jimmy Kimmel ( NPR ) Texas Senator Ted Cruz flew to Cancun, Mexico, amid weather crisis ( BBC ) Ted Cruz Punches Then Elbows His Wife in the Head and Face ( YouTube ) Trump says Cruz would be a 'guarantee' for Supreme Court ( FOX 7 Austin ) From 'Lyin' Ted' To 'Beautiful': How Trump And Cruz Found Political Love ( NPR ) Trump under fire for jabs aimed at Cruz's wife ( PBS News ) These 43 Republicans Voted Against Capping Insulin Costs ( Newsweek ) Ted Cruz addresses NRA convention the day after refusing to discuss 'politics' of Uvalde shooting ( Houston Chronicle ) Ted Cruz and 16 other Texans refused to certify the 2020 election. None would say whether they see it as legitimate today. ( Texas Tribune ) Ted Cruz took refuge in supply closet during January 6 riot, book reveals ( The Guardian ) Ted Cruz Jokes to Oil Lobbyists About Eating Someone’s Son – ( Mother Jones ) Trump leads Rubio Even Head To Head in Florida ( Public Policy Polling ) Things you probably didn’t know about Ted Cruz: From avocados to ‘The Princess Bride’ ( Yahoo News ) Sen. Ted Cruz Faces Backlash For His Role In Capitol Violence : ( NPR ) Audio shows Cruz outlining plan to Fox News to delay 2020 election certification ( The Hill ) Ted Cruz's Weird, Anti-conservative Posturing on Elections ( Cato Institute ) Ted Cruz reimbursed himself $555,000 after successfully challenging a political spending law at the Supreme Court ( Business Insider ) This awful bill shows how Ted Cruz threatens the citizenship rights of all Americans ( The Week ) Ted Cruz’s misleading memories of his 2013 gun proposal ( The Washington Post ) All the terrible things Ted Cruz has voted against this year already | ( The Independent ) Ted Cruz Doesn’t Believe You Have the Right to Masturbate ( Vanity Fair ) Ted Cruz’s college days as a widely hated masturbator have come back to haunt him. ( The New Republic ) Fuckin' Craig Mazin: An Appreciation of Ted Cruz's College Roommate ( Jezebel ) Ted Cruz’s college roommate recalls his creepy habits ( My San Antonio ) Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Story Just the Latest Bombshell in a Bizarre Campaign ( US News ) Why is US Senator Ted Cruz trending for porn? ( BBC ) Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history ( CNN Politics ) Ted Cruz flew to Cancún as millions of Texans endure power outages ( Texas Tribune ) Tragic Details About Ted Cruz's Relationship With His Daughter Caroline ( The List ) Special airport security escort for political VIPs moving forward in Congress ( Politico ) Cruz’s Podcast Deal Appears to Have Illegally Funneled Soft Money into Elections | ( Campaign Legal Center ) Ted Cruz’s Growing Scandals ( Texas Democratic Party ) Ted Cruz: the GOP's self-made monster ( The Guardian )

White House Correspondent April Ryan guest hosts with Erin to discuss Abdul El-Sayed’s win in Michigan, the latest in Republican Rep Max Miller’s snowballing awfulness, and Republicans' ongoing obsession with Dr. Fauci. Then friend of the show, Minnesota’s LT. Governor Peggy Flanagan stops by to discuss her run for the U.S. Senate, and her favorite foods at the Minnesota State Fair. They wrap up with a very petty edition of the sanity corner. The Most Powerful Men in America Are Eating Only Steak and Sauerkraut. Could I? ( NYT 8/4 ) Trump declines to call for Max Miller's resignation amid abuse allegations ( The Guardian 8/3 ) North Carolina congressman Edwards quits reelection bid after committee finds inappropriate conduct ( AP News 8/5 ) Redacted Fauci Diary Entries Depict Him Personally Helping Katie Miller ( NOTUS 7/29 )

Erin Ryan and Sami Sage (Betches Media) dig into the Trump administration’s move to terminate millions of dollars of federal grants for teen pregnancy prevention and what that says about the administration’s vision of women. Then, they dive into Emily Wilson’s scathing review of the Odyssey. Plus, Annie Andrews, Democratic Candidate for U.S. Senate in South Carolina, stops by to discuss her race and how the death of Lindsay Graham is shaking things up. And as always, we end with sanipetty. Emily Wilson: An Uncomplicated Man Government Overhauls Teen Pregnancy Program to Focus on Marriage and Starting Families ( NYT 7/22 + NPR 7/7 ) A Nobel Prize winner decodes why people aren’t having kids ( NYT OPED 2025 + Claudia’s Original Research & Ruben Gallego 7/23 )

In our 44th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa analyze the evolution of the clout-chasing chameleon, Megyn Kelly. From her fiery takes and fake*ss feminist days at Fox News, to being humbled by her racist takes on her NBC Morning show, to entering her villain era, launching her alt-right podcast and transforming into a human guitar riff, this may just be our most self-serving psycho guy, yet! Sources: NBC’s Megyn Kelly bet goes bust ( Columbia Journalism Review ) Megyn Kelly is negotiating her exit from NBC News ( CNN ) Megyn Kelly fiasco is one more instance of far right outmaneuvering media ( Columbia Journalism Review ) The Megyn Kelly-Jane Fonda drama, explained ( Washington Post ) Review: Megyn Kelly tries to ditch politics for “fun” on “Today” ( USA Today ) Megyn Kelly fails to connect with audience during her Today debut ( Time ) “She Wants to Come Back”: Megyn Kelly Eyes Returning to Fox ( Vanity Fair ) ‘Just get rid of her’: Megyn Kelly is again in trouble, but NBC colleagues rejected her long before ( Washington Post ) Awkward Megyn Kelly Interviews That Will Make You Cringe ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly’s NBC Career implosion: Ugly, Dramatic, and inevitable ( Daily Beast ) Heated interview between Megyn Kelly and Kirsten Powers on Fox News ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly: 'Santa Is What He Is,' Which Is White ( YouTube ) Fox's Megyn Kelly On Teen Violently Manhandled By McKinney Police: “The Girl Was No Saint Either” ( Media Matters ) Fox's Megyn Kelly Bemoans The “Anti-Cop ... Thug Mentality” She Sees In “Black Communities” ( Media Matters ) Megyn Kelly On Sandra Bland Case: “Even If You Know The Cop Is In The Wrong, Comply And Complain Later” ( Media Matters ) Megyn Kelly Claims Racist Emails Circulate At Most Companies To Downplay DOJ's Ferguson Report ( Media Matters ) Culture of Victimization Exposed by Michelle Malkin ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly Seeks Commentary On Michael Brown Killing From Racist Mark Fuhrman ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly ( Time ) The Megyn Kelly Moment ( New York Times ) Megyn Kelly: How to Deal with the Haters ( Time ) Megyn Kelly on Roger Ailes: "It's All B.S." ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly on Working for Fox News and Leaving Her Law Career ( GQ ) Fox's Megyn Kelly Challenges Texas Lt. Gov. Over Transphobic Statements ( The Advocate ) Megyn Kelly Confronts Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick Over Opposition to Obama Trans Bathroom ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly interviews Laverne Cox ( YouTube ) Why are the Female Supreme Court Justices So EMOTIONAL? ( YouTube ) Megyn Kelly Explains Why She Will No Longer Use "Preferred Pronouns" as Trans Ideology Grows ( YouTube ) Blowhards Beware: Megyn Kelly Will Slay You Now ( Vanity Fair ) Megyn Kelly Interviews Michelle & Jim Bob Duggar ( YouTube ) The 7 most horrifying exchanges from the Duggars’ interview with Megyn Kelly ( Salon ) How Megyn Kelly became the star of fox news ( Variety ) Kitty Kelley: Settle for More review ( Washington Independent Review of Books ) Buzzfeed: Megyn Kelly’s end at NBC Buzzfeed ) How Megyn Kelly Became the New Star of Fox News ( Variety ) 14 year-old responds to Megyn Kelly's depraved defense of pedophiles who "only" abuse "older" children ( Reddit ) What Happened to Megyn Kelly? ( Slate )

Erin and Alyssa get into Pete Hegseth’s new testosterone policy, and the latest on the Tate Brothers arrest. Then they do a supersized Sani-Petty with producer Caroline and sprinkle a little joy into the week to celebrate Alyssa’s last episode! For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here . For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast, episode title, and episode date. US military to start screening for testosterone deficiency, Hegseth says ( BBC 7/16 ) Estrogen patches are hard to find, and it may not be resolved any time soon ( CNBC 6/26 ) Will the Tate brothers be extradited from the US to the UK? ( BBC 7/20 ) Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested on rape, trafficking charges. What to know. ( Washington Post 7/19 )

Erin, Alyssa, and guest host Heather Gardner discuss the latest on the tragic killings by ICE Officers, the death of Lindsey Graham, and the explosive and gross consequences of last year’s DOGE cuts. Then they reflect on what this past Love Island teaches us about American literacy and relationship culture. They wrap up with sani-petty conversations about Meta AI features and The Five Star Weekend . For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here . For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast, episode title, and episode date. ICE Ordered to Cease Most Vehicle Stops After 2 Killings in a Week ( NYT 7/14 ) Trump says he spoke with Sen. Lindsey Graham hours before his death ( NBC 7/12 ) Who Is Darline Graham Nordone? Lindsey Graham's Sister Appointed to Serve Out His Senate Term ( Time 7/13 ) Who is Dr. Annie Andrews? Senate candidate is in the spotlight after Lindsey Graham’s death ( The 19th 7/13 ) Experts warn of ways screwworm could spread in the US and new difficulties in keeping it at bay ( The Guardian 7/13 ) Flesh-eating screwworm arrives in US with case detected in Texas cattle ( BBC 6/5 ) Trump’s CDC Stopped Monitoring Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Before Outbreak ( Newsweek 7/10 ) New Mexico Accuses D.O.J. of Obstructing Epstein Ranch Inquiry ( NYT 7/9 ) The End of Reading Is Here ( The Atlantic 7/8 )