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My mom is back with an update on dad’s dementia, how she’s doing as caregiver, and what’s new with her 30-year-old book club. She also brings up a great point about my followers and fans - you genuinely helped me through the toughest part of my life. When my divorce and that craziness was going down, you were there for me with comments and advice and support and without you I may not have made it through. So thank you! From me, and my mom! Anyway, come along with my mom and me and find out what racy titles she and her book club have been reading. And if you’re up for a great read of your own, my new book What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hotter is out wherever books are sold. And remember to subscribe to my Patreon at Patreon.com/lauraclery for exclusives and other perks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I am 40 years old?!
It’s my birthday! And I’m 40? Wow, I don’t feel 40, but what does 40 feel like anyway - no, really, if you’re 40 or over, please tell me what to expect, what to know, and what to do. I can tell you that I feel, like, really great. I know me. I am strong. I am confident. And as you will hear, I can survive abuse, divorce, and even a really, really bad hotel. So come along for the episode 40 years in the making - my 40th birthday episode - and if you want to get me a b day gift, buy my new book What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hotter wherever books are sold, and subscribe to my Patreon at Patreon.com/lauraclery Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
i am totally exposed
I can’t really talk about anything else today because my third book comes out July 14th and I am really nervous er excited! What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hotter is a comedy horror all about the dissolution of my marriage, the aftermath, addiction, abuse, restraining orders, and big titties. Okay maybe not big titties, but there is a lot of funny shit in there. So let me tell you a bit about the behind the scenes of writing the book and be sure to order your copy now. Oh and if you want a free signed copy, you can enter for a chance by joining my Patreon at Patreon.com/lauraclery. I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so scared! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I met Troy Bond and he killed me
Troy is a big time standup and content creator and he made me laugh so hard it hurt. We had never met and so I recently DMed him and he agreed to come talk. And talk we did! We got into our respective checkered pasts, the value of the art we both make, and the five years he spent getting punched by tourists for money. That’s all in here plus lots of laughs and relationship status updates. Come along for the wild ride. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
She turned it all around
I’m so excited to share the story of Sarah, another of my Patreon followers and a true inspiration. She tells me about how she got into drinking and weed at a young age, and how that snowballed into more extreme using until she was out of control. But better yet, she explains how she went from a desperate addict to an amazing mom and wife and person after she got sober. Sarah is so open and honest, it’s really incredible. And she hopes talking about her journey will help people out there with theirs. So come along for the laughs and the cringes and the ultimately inspiring story Sarah has to tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
She might be the first YouTuber
It’s summer break for the kids and that means one thing - no break for parents. I’m spending a little time today between frantically attempting to entertain my two children to hang out with OG YouTuber and all-around smart, funny, and amazing woman Grace Helbig. She’s been posting her videos since about 2008 and she knows the content game inside out. And like me, she sometimes ponders getting out altogether and moving to a cabin in the woods. Come find out if we make a pact to go full Into The Wild on this week’s Idiot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
She’ll stop at nothing to help her autistic child
Do you have a child on the autism spectrum and feel like you've hit a wall? Meet Kat. She's a lawyer, a mom, a runner, and she just happens to know more about the biomedical side of autism than most doctors I've met. She's my very first listener guest!. Anyway, Kat came ready. We talked gut health, stem cells, supplements, insurance nightmares, and the thing that's actually moving the needle for her son. I'm getting Alfie tested. That's how good this episode is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apparently I faked the whole thing
Did I plan a 600 pound refrigerator falling on me to promote my book? According to TikTok, yes. Absolutely. One hundred percent. Today I'm going solo to talk conspiracy theories, PTSD, my first ever personal training session, a five year old who refuses lipstick on principle, and what I actually do when the negative thoughts get loud. Grab the beverage of your choice and come sit with me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
my ideal man...
Weird fun fact about me? How do I cope with parenting? What am I looking for in a man? You asked, I answered! And I asked for some advice back. Come deep dive into Laura for this Ask Me Anything episode and even find out how I am so flexible it nearly begs diagnosis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I was Trapped Under a 600 lb Fridge - Storytime
I was pinned down by my 600 pound fridge while home alone with my children. I couldn’t move. My kids were freaked. I couldn’t breathe well and was fading. It could have ended bad - like horrifically bad. Here’s the story. Be safe out there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I can't get enough
Are you your own worst critic? I am. Do you have friends who lift you up? I do. And here is one of the best - Manon Matthews - back for part two of our conversation about everything from breaking up and Coachella, to ending friendships and titties. Grab a matcha and come along! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
i love this woman
Do you have trust issues? I do. Like major ones. If I even hear of a guy going on a business trip I’m instantly convinced he’s cheating. Is that fair? Well, my past relationships have made me less trusting for sure. But my guest this week - I trust her with anything. You know her from her massive online following, and now you can get to know her even better as we talk about everything from celibacy and kids to doing only fans. It’s Manon Mathews everyone! This is Part One of a two-parter. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
i talked with an inclusive school expert
What do you think school should be like? For everyone, I mean. Should it be the same for specialized learners as general ed students? Should they be together in one class or separated? There are a ton of questions and no one knows everything, right? But my guest this week knows as much as anyone. He’s Erin Studer, Executive Director of CHIME Institute, who runs a school based on a total inclusion model. If you’re like me and thinking about education options for kids, what school looks like today, and what it could be, you’re going to want to hear what Erin has to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ABA Therapy: Helpful or Harmful? | Honest Talk with Mary Barbera
I started the controversial autism therapy ABA for my son to try to deal with elopement. I don’t know how I feel about it yet. So I talked with ABA expert and author Mary Barbera who has a lot to say about the therapies and approaches. People have strong opinions on ABA, so I wanted to learn more. Dive in with me and see what you think. Visit https://www.nocd.com to book a FREE call with their team and learn how they can help, today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
i was dying
It’s my son’s 7th birthday and I could not be more proud and excited. I also took (another) trip to Arizona - it was The Best. And, my friend and amazing comedian Dylan Adler joins me to talk about being a sibling to a sister with Autism, and to almost kill me with laughter. Want to hear about a bad hookup, a great sis, or just laugh your ass off? Come on along! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
i met a funny guy
My kids are finally not sick anymore. I’m finally not sick anymore, unless you count Roid Rage. And today I have Jay on, who has been making people laugh for twenty years at Groundlings and went super viral more recently with his iconic character Chit. Jay is a truly kind, thoughtful, gentle guy, so come along if you want an inside look at Chit or just to hang with a lovely, funny fella. If you’re ready to feel more rested, head to https://bioptimizers.com/idiot and use code IDIOT to get 15% OFF any order. Go to https://www.RocketMoney.com/IDIOT to get started, today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sick for a month... maybe the psychic knows what's going on...
I randomly found Ms. Amy on Google Maps and went to see her and we really connected. Find out about her fascinating gift being a psychic and clairvoyant. I got my palm read and she’s spot on - but I hope not about the marriage thing. If you’re looking for guidance or just curious, this one’s for you. Head to https://www.DailyLook.com for 50% OFF and make sure you use promo code: IDIOT If you’re struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/idiot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It Never Starts Off Abusive...
I ran into an OG content creator like myself, Evelyn Gonzalez & We decided to sit down and talk - like reallyyyyy talk - for the first time in a decade. We talk about how she survived or horribly abusive relationship, healing, celibacy for 5 years, and what our dream future looks like. If you’ve ever thought about changing up your personal life and forging a new road, come along with us for this journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What One Thing Really Scares You?
We all have fears, but none of us wants regret. Today I’m bringing you in on my biggest professional fear - performing live - and what I’m doing to stare down and face it. Do you have anything that scares you, but that you want to do anyway? Or that scared you and you did anyway? I want to know about it! I’m also getting into the Taylor Frankie Paul abuse situation, and updating you on what my kids are up to (hint: poop is involved). Ready to acknowledge and face your own fears - or at least watch me face mine - then come along for the ride. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/idiot50off and use code idiot50off to get 50% OFF and FREE breakfast for a year! Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at https://www.SKIMS.com! After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This makes people not like you?! Master the secret of charisma and influence w/ Vanessa Van Edwards
Do you ever feel awkward in social situations, or replay something you said over and over after you said it until you’re completely mortified? Good news - there is hope for you! Harvard behavioral researcher and best-selling author Vanessa Van Edwards joins me to talk about her own struggles with social awkwardness, how we all have a social superpower of our own, and what practical actions to take to level up your social abilities. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://www.acorns.com/IDIOT or download the Acorns app to get started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
