Pardon My Take

Football is back and we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:12:59) Bills 36, Texans 31 (00:12:59-00:25:39) Lions 31, Saints 30 (00:25:39-00:38:24) Bengals 33, Bucs 27 (00:38:24-00:43:51) Ravens 41, Colts 23 (00:43:51-00:54:38) Bears 49, Panthers 37 (00:54:38-01:05:08) Steelers 20, Falcons 13 (01:05:08-01:18:02) Jets 23, Titans 10 (01:18:02-01:34:23) Jaguars 34, Browns 10 (01:34:23-01:47:42) Raiders 27, Dolphins 13 (01:47:42-01:57:42) Vikings 39, Packers 22 (01:57:42-02:09:19) Cardinals 26, Chargers 14 (02:09:19-02:22:45) Eagles 24, Commanders 22 (02:22:45-02:39:38) Giants 28, Cowboys 20 (02:39:38-02:43:05) We then finish with who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The 2026 NFL season is off and running and we recap Drake Maye's horrific 4th quarter on Wednesday Night as well as the Niners beating time zones and the Rams on Thursday night to kickoff the new league year (00:00:00-00:36:17). NFL Week 1 Picks and Preview of every game including the revenge of Robert Saleh, Jared Goff's first trip to the zoo, Tua, Commanders vs Eagles and more (00:36:17-02:19:15). Scott Hanson joins the show to get us pumped up for Week 1 and the return of red zone, and answer to a long standing question we asked him, how he winds down from all the football and more (02:19:15-02:48:44). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we’re pumped for the first night of the 2026 NFL season (00:00:00-00:14:54). We all make our division winners, wild card and Super Bowl picks. Plus MVP, LVP and Least improved players (00:14:54-00:42:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including umps going rouge and a Hail Mary appeal by WMU (00:42:15-01:01:42). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk about the 2026 NFL season, Super Bowl picks and what teams he’s high on (01:01:42-01:48:01). Giants RB Cam Skattebo joins the show to talk about his career, injury and rehab, running through people and more (01:48:01-02:14:03). We then finish with listener submitted Pardon Your Takes You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

CFB Week 1 is in the books and we had start to finish chaos with Umass beating Rutgers to kick it off, FSU/SMU in a power delay, Michigan's Hail Mary, Ohio State's senior day and tons more (00:00:00-00:32:39). Tua is named starter for the Falcons, we talk timezones and get ready for more football this week (00:32:39-00:50:07). Who's back of the week including our Fantasy Team after Jerry O'Connell drafts our 2026 squad plus Big Cat completes his very stupid 100 burger challenge (00:50:07-01:11:31). Andy Staples joins the show to break down Week 1, winners and losers, who looked good, who should be worried, where does Dabo go from here and more (01:11:31-01:54:27). Western Michigan Head Coach Lance Taylor joins the show to talk about the heartbreak at the big house, how he has his team getting off the mat, and some ideas for offense from the guys (01:54:27-02:14:45). We finish with Max back from his honeymoon plus gifts You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank have their Mt Rushmore duel to finish off Mt Rushmore season (00:32:23-00:57:13). Stavros Halkias stops by in studio to talk about his new special out September 8th on Netflix, Ravens, the fact that idiots like us are doing well and tons more (00:57:13-02:07:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has an existential Golf crisis after the Grudge Match in Florida. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use as a weapon (00:59:21-01:14:36). Brandon Walker and Tom Fornelli join the show to preview the 2026 CFB season. We crown Tom our CFB expert, who’s going to sneak into the playoffs, Heisman picks and the playoff draft (01:14:36-02:37:42). We finish with guys on chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (00:00:00-00:15:58). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (00:15:58-00:51:53). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (00:51:53-01:16:50). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (01:16:50-02:11:01). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy Things You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The finale of our Camp Barstool week. We’re now New York Times Best Sellers (00:00:00-00:11:57). The Pro Bowl and ESPN bottom line are now dead and Week Zero is here plus we give out some early NFL futures (00:11:57-00:39:32). Mt Rushmore of Worst States (00:39:32-01:02:51). Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview going through the whole league and a special poem for Max (01:02:51-02:44:40). We finish with Fyre fest of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’re live from Barstool Camp and Jed York had himself a night in Ohio. We talk about that and Deshaun Watson named Browns starter (00:00:00-00:21:31). Yet another new uniform drop has hit the NFL (00:21:31-00:42:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:42:14-01:06:16) . Mt Rushmore Of Non Ball Sport Items (01:06:16-01:24:35). Chris Long joins the show to talk some NFL, which teams he’s high on, changing coordinators and more (01:24:35-02:16:42). Seth Wickersham joins the show to talk about his new book “Be On That Hill," his career covering the NFL, owners in the league, biggest stories and more (02:16:42-03:14:23). We finish with guys on chicks You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Deshaun Watson would like everyone to please stop boo'ing him as the Browns found a way to have a newsworthy preseason postgame press conference (00:00:00-00:13:23). We talk other preseason stories and are ready for real football (00:13:23-00:27:33). Hank attended the last LIV event ever in Indianapolis on Friday (00:27:33-00:54:44). Who's back of the week including Gruden + Big Cat has entered the NIL game (00:54:44-01:19:02). Stanford Steve joins the show to talk CFB, wings, Do we trust Oregon? Why Indiana feels disrespected again, Top 5 teams in the SEC and why its Notre Dame's year (01:19:02-02:22:20). We finish with Mt Rushmore of emojis. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Max is on his way to his 2 week honeymoon and we’re going to miss him (00:00:00-00:04:08). Training camp updates, including stats from Hank (00:04:08-00:15:17). The Mark Walter’s thing is getting weirder and the Dodgers may be in trouble soon (00:15:17-00:24:54). Big Cat is now a finalist for Akron OC and more (00:24:54-00:39:54). Mt Rushmore of things we could master overnight (00:39:54-01:01:29). Max Strus joins the show (taped Tuesday before he was traded) to talk ball, his career, possible headbutts, Bball Paul, and his upcoming charity event on Sunday in Chicago (01:01:29-01:33:53). We finish with Fyre fest of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Pardon My Book is officially out and we talk about the book and it finally being released (00:00:00-00:06:29). We need to turn training camp injuries off and other national sports podcast topics (00:06:29-00:24:00). Mt Rushmore of things guys keep for too long (00:24:00-00:46:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pmt getting soft and coke rings at Penn State (00:46:40-01:08:02). Pete Crow Armstrong joins the show to talk about his incredible season thus far, defensive philosophies, conspiracy theories, hitting walk offs and the best dinosaurs that could play in the MLB (01:08:02-01:54:42). Joe Buck joins the show to talk football, writing the foreword for our book, the upcoming Super Bowl, his tv show and more (01:54:42-02:32:19. We finish with listener FAQ’s about the book You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

NFL preseason week 1 is complete and we've got some hot takes and dumb ideas (00:00:00-00:17:20). Lebron is officially a golf youtuber and Joshua Baez had the greatest MLB debut of all time as the AL has a mid off for their final wild card spot (00:17:20-00:25:09). Monday reading on condom size (00:25:09-00:30:24). We then do some serious idiot jazz on arm sizes (00:30:24-01:01:18). Who's back of the week including Big Cat being at the center of an impostor insider and Scottie Scheffler winning (01:01:18-01:17:00). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk football, both CFB and NFL, who he likes to win the Natty, Jayden Daniels NIL saga, his surprising AFC team and more (01:17:00-02:11:08). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of professions that deserve walk out music. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

It’s just the boys talking ball with no guest as the guys wrap up a week together in a cabin. Jayden Daniels NIL Drama with LSU is weird. Emmanuel Acho shares a crime. Bears stadium still isn’t ready. We talk about other National Sports podcast topics (00:00:00-00:57:46). Mt Rushmore of things to bring in your apocalypse to go bag (00:57:46-01:34:53). And we finish with Fyre fest of the week You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Kyler Murray is the starter for the Vikings and we talk about what this means for JJ McCarthy and potential landing spots (00:00:00-00:14:26). Coaches on the hot seat, training camp injuries, the NBA released their schedule and more (00:14:26-00:30:21). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a crazy golf cheating story, max gets confused and Halloween World Series (00:30:21-01:01:23). Mt Rushmore of purple things (01:01:23-01:19:36). Coach Gruden joins the show to get us ready for football, teams he likes, coaching wisdom he learned throughout the years and more (01:19:36-02:09:28). We finish with listener submitted Pardon Your Take questions You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back again and we talk about one of the last weekends without football. Bills new stadium is finally here and every fan because a building inspector on Saturday night (00:00:00-00:20:55). Hall of Fame speeches, WNBA somehow stays in the news and Michael Block had a freak out (00:20:55-00:29:19). Who's back of the week including LIV golf, umps tossing players, Ben Simmons and more (00:29:19-00:51:06). Mike Florio joins the show to talk training camp storylines, who could be on the hot seat, the Vikings QB situation and more (00:51:06-01:47:03). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Masculine Foods. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we choose our own adventure for the Hall of Fame Game (00:00:00-00:09:14). We talk training camp stories, LeBron trusting the process and PCA’s MVP bid (00:09:14-00:39:08). Mt Rushmore of things to open (00:39:08-01:02:27). Former All Pro Center Ryan Kalil joins the show to talk about his new documentary about owning the Monterrey Osos, our ownership in them, training camp stories and what football means to him (01:02:27-01:34:36). Tarik Skubal joins the show to talk about being traded to the Dodgers, becoming a villain, his joy of being boo’d and more (01:34:36-02:13:02). Brookfield Zoo’s Kimberley Skelton joins us to break down the zoo trade she executed with Columbus last week featuring 4 gorillas (02:13:02-02:30:00). We then finish with Fyre fest of the week You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Hard Knocks episode 1 has hit and football is back, we also do the most chaotic first 10 minutes of podcasting remotely (00:00:00-00:09:01). Back in studio we talk MLB trade deadline, QB tiers and more (00:09:01-00:31:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Hank still thinks LIV will survive plus someone farted so bad a movie theater was cleared out (00:31:14-01:01:57). Mt Rushmore of places to get drunk that arent a bar (01:01:57-01:23:04). Jeff Passan joins the show to break down the MLB Trade deadline, winners and losers and more (01:23:04-01:48:59). We then finish with FAQ's You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Tarik Skubal has been traded to the Dodgers and we go through the potential MLB chaos that could follow (00:00:00-00:25:19) An update on Romo/CBS and other National Sports Podcast topics (00:25:19-00:53:44) Who's Bak of the Week including Wemby and weird baseball injuries with Harrison Bader v. Fire Truck (00:53:44-01:11:29) Oregon HC Dan Lanning joins the show to talk Natty or Bust expectations, his crazy drive for his first D1 job, and his knack for a hype speech (01:11:29-01:30:01). Nebraska HC Matt Rhule joins the show and we talk to him about his epic Bull in the Ring drill, his NFL coaches picture fit, and the times when he spat on himself (01:30:01-01:56:14) We finish with a contentious Mt Rushmore of Worst Places Your Wife/Girlfriend Takes You. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

National sports podcast whip around as we talk training camp, LIV, Tarik Skubal and LeBron’s documentary (00:00:00-00:32:46). Mt Rushmore of buttons to press (00:32:46-00:51:08). Indiana Head Coach Curt Cignetti joins the show to talk about winning the Natty, playing with a target on his back, his swagger and more (00:51:08-01:06:56). UCLA HC Bob Chesney joins the show to talk about his rise in college football, what his plans are for UCLA, Pennsylvania breeding coaches and a new character we need to meet (01:06:56-01:35:15). Joel Klatt joins the show to talk CFB, preview the upcoming season, top 5 QB’s, is Clemson in trouble and more (01:35:15-02:18:05). We then finish with Fyre Fest of the week You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take